Spamton and Tenna marrying and divorcing repeatedly and eating way too much leftover wedding cake/divorce banana splits on a weekly basis

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He is a SUB, he's prone to mental breakdowns, he can't even wrangle his own employees despite keeping them trapped with unfair contracts. I seriously need to stress that he can't even dominate over his CONTRACT EMPLOYEES.
Also Spamton's ego is too big to even consider bottoming, so the dynamic is obvious.