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Teacher, what's the best way to get an A+?

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today, I learned a very important lesson. Being a unicorn is simply superior and all other tribes are inferior!
Magic is so great and versatile! Who needs wings when you can teleport? Every other kind of pony should get with the program. Just the other day I saw an Earth pony walking to work, yikes! Don't they know that having a horn and simply thinking really hard is easier?
I get to sit around and read books all day, and guess what? I don't get fat! Thanks to magic, I found a way to get rid of all this excess fat! But unfortunately, the fat still has to go somewhere… poor Rarity doesn't even realize her dress looks a little tighter than last week…

Your most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.