>laying in bed with Catty
>paws at you
>”Lemme top”
>paws at you
>”Lemmmee top”
>paws at you
>”Lemmmmeeee toooooppp”
>Finally say yes and she starts giggling like crazy
>She straddles your groin and you already regret letting her win
>Tries to do a playful little “bounce” but instead accidentally puts too much force into it somehow, causing her to “hop” in place
>Both of you immediately realize this is going to end extremely badly but neither of you can stop it
>The bed frame is broken
>Your entire groin feels numb
>Hometown’s hospital has to bring in a doctor that actually knows about human bones and the skeleton so your pelvis heals correctly
If Catty brought you into the ER with a broken pelvis there’s no way of lying about what happened. She’d probably tell half the town herself and laugh about it.

Imagine lying on the couch or in bed with Catty and she makes this stupid face at you and starts purring extremely loud