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I went in with low expectations but I honestly enjoyed it.

>/tv/ before reactions
This is going to suck!
>/tv/ after positive reactions
Okay, but the reviews will be terrible!
>/tv/ after great reviews
B-but audiences will hate it! Those are paid critics!
>/tv/ after audiences love it
They’re all idiots — this will still flop!
>Opens with $360 million
It won’t even reach $500 million!
>Hits $600 million by the second weekend
It’s never hitting $800 million!
>Reaches $900 million
W-won’t make a billion!
>Passes $1 billion
At that point, /tv/ anons committed seppuku.
This will be glorious. Total chud death.

Actually, Superman will be the best movie of the year because people are tired of gloomslop. I curse Vishnu and all the Hindu gods by name and shit on all of their avatars (you have to repeat the curse if you want to be allowed to reply to this thread)

>ruined with sexual degeneracy
Why does James Gunn ALWAYS put sexual stuff in his movies, even kids movies like Scooby Doo?