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Anonymous No.212608190 >>212608272 >>212608302 >>212608369 >>212609821 >>212610524 >>212611713 >>212611983 >>212612112 >>212612170 >>212612222 >>212612258 >>212612330 >>212612577 >>212612671 >>212612700 >>212612733 >>212612790 >>212615541 >>212615785 >>212617021 >>212617964 >>212619164 >>212619459 >>212619635 >>212620740 >>212620761
I went in with low expectations but I honestly enjoyed it.
Anonymous No.212608272 >>212611810
>>212608190 (OP)
Taking my nephews tomorrow. Theyโ€™re excited and they usually donโ€™t like capeshit outside Spider Man
Anonymous No.212608288
similar but with no expectations
Anonymous No.212608302 >>212609609 >>212620740
>>212608190 (OP)
Same. I watched this and Jurassic World expecting it to rubbish but it was better than expected.
Anonymous No.212608369 >>212609785 >>212609785
>>212608190 (OP)
I'm having a blast making pajeets seethe, and i loved this flick...so much that is gonna be the first movie in a decade or so that i rewatch in the kinoplex.
The last one was Watchmen
Anonymous No.212609609 >>212611660
>>212608302
which did you like more
Anonymous No.212609671 >>212615490 >>212619635 >>212619762
Very organic thread
Fits right in with the board culture
Anonymous No.212609785 >>212612188
>>212608369
>>212608369
>I'm having a blast making pajeets seethe, and i loved this flick
Anonymous No.212609821
>>212608190 (OP)
>>Hi, I'm a non-Jew, please pay money to make this Jew richer or else you're a bad goy!
kys jew
Anonymous No.212610524
>>212608190 (OP)
Yeah if you like superhero movies, then this is a good one.
I enjoyed it, too. Though I am a bit disappointed as a huge Superman fan
Anonymous No.212611660
>>212609609
>which did you like more
Probably Superman by a bit more. The characters in rebirth are completely forgettable.
Anonymous No.212611713 >>212612147 >>212620821
>>212608190 (OP)
same, trailers looked bad but was surprised by the end, a good 7/10.

it's just too much Gunn humor which I wish they could balance some serious moments with it, but this is just how Gunn movies are
Anonymous No.212611810 >>212612282
>>212608272
it is pg-13. keep that in mind.
I've already seen a bunch of puritan anons whining about the language on this board, they obviously didn't see the rating.
Anonymous No.212611983 >>212616224
>>212608190 (OP)
Itโ€™s bot god awful itโ€™s just forgettable. Which is bad when itโ€™s the launch board of another DCU attempts.

Going up against Dinos and F4 was a blunder.
Anonymous No.212612112 >>212612378
>>212608190 (OP)
I dont see how anyone is surprised. Sat what you want about Gunn but he makes good films and unlike woke tards in hollyjew he actually intimately knows and respects the source material
Anonymous No.212612147 >>212612343
>>212611713
I'm a notorious strict person when it comes to the 1-10 system and I agree with you. Solid/below middle 7, the plot has bad pacing and krypto gets too much screentime, but the characters and dialogue is pretty damn good.
Maybe there is a bit of recency bias, I'm sure part of me is giving it really high praise because this is the first time in a looonngg time since there has been a good superman movie.
S&L and MAWS were good, but as individual shows targeting more niche audiences couldn't nearly have as much impact as a full feature length film.
A lot of the gripes I have with the movie boil down to 'the REALLY good parts didn't last longer.'
I really wanted to see more of the kents, since the section with jonathan kent was amazing, and also I felt like clark was superman throughout the whole movie, we only really got to see him posing as clark for one scene. It would have been fun to see more of the classic superman adapting to the world with his secret identity. The scene between lois and clark while the big thing goes on in the bg was also really touching.
Anonymous No.212612170
>>212608190 (OP)
Same here. Not perfect but a good bit of fun.
Anonymous No.212612186
>Kal-El our son, you have to save the kryptonian species, you need to impregnate as many human women as possible to repopulate krypton
why were superman's parents so evil?
Anonymous No.212612188 >>212612211 >>212612323 >>212613307
>>212609785
Holy shit. Look how many more Jeets like Snydershit.
Anonymous No.212612211
>>212612188
Most literate supergunn fan
Anonymous No.212612222
>>212608190 (OP)
still not going to watch it, mr wb intern
Anonymous No.212612258
>>212608190 (OP)
Me too. It was fine. Better than the Snyder vibes of the other ones. I'm sick of the "dark and gritty", no-fun atmosphere. Glad it's over.
Anonymous No.212612282
>>212611810
>Focus on the Family may not approve of the more "adult situations" of this movie.

lol
Anonymous No.212612323 >>212613103
>>212612188
Why is that? Just bad attitudes and bitterness at the world? A general negative outlook?
Anonymous No.212612330 >>212613011
>>212608190 (OP)
No, you didn't, and no you didn't.
Anonymous No.212612337 >>212612636
they played up the humor a bit too much, but other than that it was alright. a much better foundation than fucking man of steel
Anonymous No.212612343 >>212613315 >>212614622 >>212619674
>>212612147
Is there really a bunch of reddit quirk chungus shit with the dog or were the pre-screening anons bullshitting? they were saying that multiple times people refer to krypto as "doggo". Also how overblown is the whole illegal immigrant thing? that's pretty much always a story beat between lex and supe, but I could imagine they might have made it extremely obnoxious in the current political climate.
Anonymous No.212612378
>>212612112
Gotg has the most soul of any marvelslop even if it is reddit, idk what people were expecting
Anonymous No.212612474 >>212615608
lmaooo they made Jor-El evil. Snyder wins again
Anonymous No.212612577 >>212612756 >>212613416
>>212608190 (OP)
I think it's a good COMIC BOOK MOVIE but definitely not a good MOVIE
I really liked the world and the setting they are trying to build on.
Lex wasn't cringe like the previous one, and actually felt like Lex.
It's definitely bloated as fuck, and a lot of things like how the plot moved weren't all that great.
Anonymous No.212612636
>>212612337
>a much better foundation than fucking man of steel
That's not saying much. MoS is one of the most pretentious cape shit movies out there.
Anonymous No.212612671
>>212608190 (OP)
It was good. I liked most of the characters.
Anonymous No.212612700 >>212616262
>>212608190 (OP)
Why do they keep casting goofy looking faggots to play Superman
Anonymous No.212612733 >>212613099 >>212613406
>>212608190 (OP)
Just got back from watching it, had the same experience. Far from perfect, but there was none of the typical Gunn humor that makes me cringe, for the most part the jokes either land or don't get in the way. I feel in the past Gunn's humor could really make me roll my eyes. Either the script had a decent editor or he reigned it in. I feel Krypto's inclusion in the film is for little kids, because he lacks the a subplot of learning to obey superman.

Mr Terrific was Great. All of the supporting cast were, especially the voiced extras. The Kents were standouts. Jimmy Olsen was fun. I think Lex was a bit of a disappointment, only that some of the exchanges near the end was just him and superman stating their worldview to each other.

Hope it does well, but my theater didn't have too many people for an early weekend showing.
Anonymous No.212612756 >>212612842
>>212612577
Oxymoronic cope.
>It's a shit movie
>It's a good (comic book!) movie
It's either a good movie or not. We don't say a good horror movie is a bad movie. We don't say a good slasher film is a bad movie. You're admitting the mover isn't good and coping.
Anonymous No.212612790
>>212608190 (OP)
I went in with no expectations and I was still annoyed at how unfunny it was. Every single fucking actor is ugly except MAYBE Hoult, why were they all so fucking ugly?
Anonymous No.212612842 >>212612923
>>212612756
That's literally what I said, it's not a good movie. But it's a good movie if you want to see a comic book movie. I felt like I was watching picrel and not a movie, but obviously when I'm watching that I don't honestly think I'm watching a normal ass movie.
Anonymous No.212612923
>>212612842
Again, those are movies and if you think they were good, then they are good movies. You are being pretentious, Superman doesn't need to be Citizen Kane, it isn't trying for that. It's TRYING to be a comic book, and if you think it succeeds at that then you think it is a good movie.
Anonymous No.212613011
>>212612330
>No, you didn't, and no you didn't.
The only thing worse than agents pushing their properties are anti-agents tearing at it from a political troll farm.
Anonymous No.212613080
My brother wanted to go really badly so I went with my family. It wasn't the worst superhero movie I've ever seen; really high FOV for the fight scenes and a rotating/quickly moving camera constantly. I liked it despite it being occasionally disorienting. At least it was vaguely different from the usual capeslop, it was a good attempt at breaking out and distinguishing DC from Marvel. I like Gunn as a director/writer and he was a good choice to do it.

All the side characters in the Justice Force or whatever it was called were pretty funny, the dog didn't ring my bell but it got all the kids in the theater laughing every time it appeared. Lex Luthor was I AM ACTING tier when calm, but somehow became better when he was mad and throwing tantrums. I don't read Superman so I don't have any real reference for the characters, but I enjoyed it. It seems like Lex Luthor should be more masculine/competent, this guy mostly came off like a seething impotent dork like the last one. Maybe that's just Lex Luthor. Ultimately, there's no big payoff. It's like a long episode of a show or something, the post-credits was him just sitting on the moon with the dog and there's a little hook with Supergirl batting up for a spinoff at the end.

The broccoli-headed teenagers next to us saw we brought in food, passive aggressively whispered about it and then argued amongst themselves to send one of their number out to buy more concessions every twenty minutes. I would rewatch some of the fight scenes but not the whole movie. If you actually like superhero stuff then you'll probably like it, it isn't a flop like Blue Beetle or the rock one or anything. Solid flick.
Anonymous No.212613099 >>212613265
>>212612733
>Mr Terrific was Great.
He was slightly above okay
>All of the supporting cast were, especially the voiced extras.
They were basically non-existent and the movie throws plenty of them at you at breakneck speed with one or two quip lines
>The Kents were standouts.
They got around 2 minutes of screen time, just to act like stereotypical hicks. >Jimmy Olsen was fun.
I agree. Find his gf a bit fucking weird, what was the deal with the mutant toes thing? It wasn't even remotely funny.
I think Lex was a bit of a disappointment, only that some of the exchanges near the end was just him and superman stating their worldview to each other.
It was so forced when that shit happened. The best thing Lex did was shoot the poo in the head, but he still wasn't intimidating after that, just slightly ridiculous. Don't know how they managed it but they took his over the top personality a bit too far over the top. The fighting game shit was kinda funny. Best part of the whole movie was telling Krypto to get the toy.

I almost liked the part when he asked to replay his parents at the end, but it fell flat when the Kents got zero screen time. Too far into the direction of mindless action for the sake of it, the plot was pants on head retarded.
>the 2 minutes of exposition while they calmly climb into the T-pod and draft the article to Perry, explaining it in turns
Seriously awful.
Anonymous No.212613103
>>212612323
Miserable conditions.
They shit in the street for God's sake.
New Delhi has toxic air. You breathe it every day and each second your lungs are being corrupted.
Of course they'd relate to living a hellish existence. The fantasy is being a god.
Only a god could save them.
Anonymous No.212613265 >>212614250
>>212613099
oh yeah I remember laughing when the jeet got shot because I knew everyone would be memeing it up, the only person who dies in the movie is a disposable jeet with like thirty seconds of trying to pull superman up for no reason so you care when he's shot
Anonymous No.212613307
>>212612188
That's why snyder fans are referred to as snyderjeets.
Anonymous No.212613315
>>212612343
No there isnโ€™t, I saw it last night with my girlfriend. I definitely enjoyed the movie. Gonna see F1 and Fantastic Four this month then Iโ€™m taking a break from the kinoplex for a while lol
Anonymous No.212613406 >>212614672 >>212615619
>>212612733
>The Kents were standouts
this is such a weird take
after diane lane and kevin costner you get two fat charmless rednecks
they were one of the worst aspects of the movie
Anonymous No.212613416
>>212612577
Movie of Shit is neither a good movie nor a good comic book movie
Anonymous No.212613659
>A- cinemascore
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.212614250
>>212613265
Personally I laughed when they called him a local.
Anonymous No.212614622
>>212612343
no. Superman even says he's a terrible dog.
>how obvious is the whole immigrant thing?
Doesn't really beat you over the head with it. Luthor makes people distrust him, partially because he's an alien, and then the final act is him reiterating that he's as human as anyone else.
Anonymous No.212614672
>>212613406
this is what I liked about it tbqh. For all the talk about how grounded MoS is, Costner and Lane just feels like actors larping as farmers, and all they fucking do is monologue about how Clark is the messiah or so important for the world. The Kents in this movie feel like actual hillbillies you'd expect to find running a small Kansas farm and they do simple parent shit like clean his superhero outfit for him or give him a short pep talk to make him feel better.
Anonymous No.212615490 >>212616917
>>212609671
The boards culture is fart sniffing and hating every single movie ever made, any positive opinion is not going to fit board culture lmfao
Anonymous No.212615541
>>212608190 (OP)
it was shit and had the same writers as Pissmaker
Anonymous No.212615608 >>212616024
>>212612474
Gunn just copypasted Invincible's homework which in turn ripped off Dragon Ball Z
Anonymous No.212615619
>>212613406
diane lane and kevin costner are famously attractive. like diane laneโ€™s career, like susan sarandon, is mostly roles wherein she gets fucked. for a movie obsessed with realism, hot kents is more hollywood than handicam documentary
Anonymous No.212615785
>>212608190 (OP)
The humor wasnโ€™t funny, the action sequences were dull, Krpyto overstays his welcome, several characters like Perry White or the Kentโ€™s are barely in the movie past a lone scene. The ending โ€œIโ€™m a human too!โ€ Meant to inspire speech is downright amateur writing, it really did basically beg you to clap for it.
Anonymous No.212615932 >>212615974 >>212616018 >>212616965
Are Synder fans ill?
I did like his movies well enough I guess? but
I really don't get the hate for the new superman movie.
Why can't we also have this?
>Capeshit is capeshit regardless of who makes it.
>also guys, Zack Snyder and James Gunn actually are friends. Who gives a fuck
Anonymous No.212615974
>>212615932
You have to understand that the Snydercult is like MAGA, they donโ€™t actually have any principles. They just want other people to suffer.
Anonymous No.212616018 >>212616181
>>212615932
When this movie doesnโ€™t cross 600 mill is it going to be Snyder fans fault then? Superman was always berated & people are just bored of capeshit.
Anonymous No.212616024
>>212615608
Smallville did it before Invincible, even Moore's Superman in the 80s more or less suggested it. Guess you could say DBZ did it the firstest though.
Anonymous No.212616072 >>212616093 >>212616106
Lex is a complete POS in this movie and got everything that was coming to him. Yet, I couldn't help but feel bad for him in the end.
Anonymous No.212616093
>>212616072
he did nothing wrong.
Anonymous No.212616106 >>212616143
>>212616072
no, because Iโ€™m not a sociopath.
Anonymous No.212616143
>>212616106
No what?
Anonymous No.212616181
>>212616018
Nerds get so asshurt that capeshit went up in smoke even after 14 years of the mcu. The Snyder/Gunn dickmeasuring is just them trying to act like itโ€™s 2016 when shit like dc vs marvel was mainstream with the MCU against Snyderโ€™s tryhard universe. Todayโ€™s capeshit faggot is like how simpsons fans in 2002 said it was still funny, itโ€™s sad
Anonymous No.212616224 >>212620852
>>212611983
>Dinos
People aren't seriously still watching Jurassic slop are they?
Anonymous No.212616262 >>212616289
>>212612700
To give you a protagonist you can identify with.
Anonymous No.212616289
>>212616262
nta but I want cavil or reeve
Anonymous No.212616438 >>212617871
Movie was fun but i hate how Gunn ruined Superman speech like holy fuck it was perfect till the fucking dog came into the scene.
Anonymous No.212616917
>>212615490
everyone loves man of steel
Anonymous No.212616965 >>212617887
>>212615932
I honestly don't understand the weird rivalry between Snyder and Gunn fans. Snyder got a whole trilogy equivalent in length to LOTR and a bunch of spin-off movies too, but his fans are still mad that he didn't get to finish his absurdly over ambitious plan. Then Gunn fans feel the need to constantly bring up Snyder's films every second for no reason to uplift Gunn as if the movie can't stand on it's own. Then every thread about Superman devolves into these 2 types screaming and calling the others pajeets. It makes me wonder if either of these groups even read comics if the idea of different interpretations of characters is so foreign to them.
Anonymous No.212617021 >>212617094 >>212619235
>>212608190 (OP)
Same! It's a great movie! You should all watch it in IMAX! Cheers! I will watch it again this week and you should too!
Anonymous No.212617094 >>212619235
>>212617021
I liked it in IMAX, and my theater, in Japan btw, was very lively and seemed to enjoy it, which is atypical here
Anonymous No.212617871
>>212616438
what if Superman but a redditor jannie
Anonymous No.212617887
>>212616965
dont forget how each side accuses the other of being jeets, which makes me believe both sides actually are jeets
Anonymous No.212617964 >>212619667 >>212619815 >>212619843
>>212608190 (OP)
>it was good
>i enjoyed it
>it wasn't bad
Funny how we never hear "it was a masterpiece", "it was great", "this is my favorite Superman movie"
Anonymous No.212618300 >>212618628
my dad fell asleep and snored the whole time but he did that for deadpool & wolverine too
not sure why he bothers but he insists on coming just to sleep and snore, he hasn't been asked to leave yet and people simply complain to each other quietly instead of saying anything. in the ghetto he would probably have some nigger slam a bike lock down on his head to quiet him
Anonymous No.212618628 >>212619767
>>212618300
>in the ghetto he would probably have some nigger slam a bike lock down on his head to quiet him
It's not like niggas in the ghetto actually go to the movies to pay attention to what's going on, they just wanna eat snacks, talk, and get handjobs in the back of the theater. The most they'd do is yell "AYO DIS NIGGA SLEEPIN BRUH HAHAHAHA"
Anonymous No.212618718
Ohhhh Nooooooo LOL
Anonymous No.212618761 >>212619066
Watched it yesterday and had fun but the forced middle east conflict commentary was kinda cringe. 7/10 from me frens.
Anonymous No.212618772 >>212618954
liked it more than i expected to
the jor-el stuff was handled completely unsatisfactorily and only gets worse with the presence of supergirl
movie also doesn't know what to do with lois either, she stands in a dimensional hallway for five minutes, then later pilots the craft on a tour with no clear goal in the third act
audience didn't start getting into it until about halfway in, but it will be big with the normies
7/10 is fair
Anonymous No.212618939
>You are not allowed to dislike this film! You must consoom! If you donโ€™t like it you are a racist bigot snyder fan!
I gotta admit it was smart of Gunn to group this with thing with the anti ICE crowd.
Anonymous No.212618954
>>212618772
>movie also doesn't know what to do with lois either
Gunn pretty obviously didn't know what to do with the regular people in this movie. It's why there's only 1 scene of Superman acting like Clark Kent, and why there's another 3 unrelated superheroes involved. That whole bit with Jimmy being an unsuspecting ladies man also feels like him trying to give the character something to do in this story of superpowered beings punching each other.
Anonymous No.212619044
Lois is there as merely a love interest. You could easily go without her.
Anonymous No.212619066 >>212619108 >>212619354 >>212619748
>>212618761
>the forced middle east conflict commentary was kinda cringe.
explain more. people were saying this movie was apolitical, but is that untrue?
Anonymous No.212619108
>>212619066
superman doesn't even save the jarhurpan people, the justice gang do
Anonymous No.212619164
>>212608190 (OP)
Waow.
Anonymous No.212619211
Going in with low exceptions is a valid strategy to get through life these days.
Anonymous No.212619235
>>212617021
>>212617094
Don't bother with imax, even dual laser. See dolby cinema instead. It's the same aspect ratio the entire movie and never fills the 1.43:1 of true imax. If you must see it in its upconverted 3d then go dual laser imax.
Anonymous No.212619354
>>212619066
There is a country in the middle east that is split into two (they give them names in the movie but I'll just call them what they are)

The obvious Israel stand-in who is working with Lex Luther to use his money to fight a war against the Palestine stand-in that is played as the underdog side and it isn't subtle at all.

There is a cringe scene in the third act where the Palestine stand-in country is getting invaded by the Israeli military and there is a kid there who makes a gay little superman logo on a flag that is supposed to look very scrappy and is holding it up to show how unfortunate the brown people have it XD
Anonymous No.212619459 >>212619486 >>212619653 >>212619744
>>212608190 (OP)
But what did you think of my faithful gf Kara?
Anonymous No.212619486 >>212619570 >>212619577 >>212619666
>>212619459
Tell me this isn't sydney sweeney...
Anonymous No.212619570
>>212619486
It is...
Anonymous No.212619577
>>212619486
That is not sydney sweeney
Anonymous No.212619635
>>212608190 (OP)
it's far from perfect, has some pacing issues, but it's a positive experience. might rewatch it in a year or so.

>>212609671
i never understand why sneeder jeets are so hurt and obsessed about someone else taking a shot at superman. like, what is your life dude? they are movies, not life and death.
Anonymous No.212619653 >>212619713
>>212619459
Supes basically called her a whore in her cameo. Looking forward to her getting raped while drunkenly passed out in an alien back alley in her movie.
Anonymous No.212619666
>>212619486
You need an eye doctor, anon.
Anonymous No.212619667
>>212617964
because it's not? you know you can like something while dislike some aspect of it. you don't have to obsess like a cult personality over every aspect of your life.
Anonymous No.212619674
>>212612343
The illegal immigrant thing is not heavy handed compared to the not-israel/Russia invasion thing
Anonymous No.212619713 >>212619752 >>212620411
>>212619653
My wife is not a whore
Anonymous No.212619744
>>212619459
Gunn has a shitty taste for actors. He always picked the mid ones. I wonder if it was a price issue
Anonymous No.212619748
>>212619066
Commentary is probably a bit too far, the only reason the conflict happens is because of Lex, the US government people don't even trust him at first until after Lex turns people against Superman
Anonymous No.212619752
>>212619713
Her pussy is extra loose under a red sun. Superman's own words.
Anonymous No.212619762
>>212609671
yeah there's nothing more organic than constant spammed threads for a hasbeen director whose films consistently bombed or underperformed after 2006
Anonymous No.212619767
>>212618628
that's a good point, I can see a crowd of retards finding it hilarious since they don't care about the movie anyways outside of the ten seconds of chicken jockey or whatever
Anonymous No.212619778 >>212619932
I liked it but got a good chuckle at how unconcerned everybody seemed about the ground and space time casually being ripped apart. There's a solid 10-15 minutes near the climax where it's just forgotten about by everyone.
Anonymous No.212619815 >>212619843
>>212617964
>Funny how we never hear "it was a masterpiece", "it was great", "this is my favorite Superman movie"
yea been thinking this.
Felt like a big red flag to me. Almost no one said it was 'Great'.

Uh, not bad.
I had fun.
It's okay.
Better than MoS.

Man, these were polite ways to say something was incredibly mid.
Anonymous No.212619843
>>212617964
>>212619815
Only bots talk in superlatives because they have something to prove.
Anonymous No.212619905 >>212619945
It's pacing is all over the shop and I found lots of the quips didn't land
Anonymous No.212619918
This film had basically nothing to do with immigration politics like everybody said. You can tell they didn't want to touch it too much, there's even a "both sides" joke where democrats and republicans both agree on hating Luthor. Lex Luthor himself calls Superman an immigrant a few times while trying to rally people against him or insult him, brown people are regularly present in the cast (astonishingly not Jimmy Olsen, who is indeed a redhead). It's not that pozzed. I want to fuck hawk girl.

Whatever point that could've been made about Superman being xenophobically rebuked by society for being an illegal alien (despite ostensibly being their greatest hope) is invalidated by the fact superman is a white guy, raised on US soil from near-birth and is a model immigrant who assimilated and all but discarded his original culture. He never even knew it. Kind of hard to draw parallels when our current immigrants are waving foreign flags in the street in mass protest and revving motorcycles at cops... which is why they didn't even try. All those journalists pre-emptively tried to kick up a political hive about this movie making superman literally paco, and then it's a tiny footnote and a joke or two. In retrospect it was probably planned buzz by warner bros to advertise the movie and youtuber retards ran with it being woke to work for them
Anonymous No.212619932 >>212619975 >>212620045 >>212620104
>>212619778
>I liked it but got a good chuckle at how unconcerned everybody seemed about the ground and space time casually being ripped apart
earlier in the film Lois is barely watching TV while the Kaiju is being fought. then later her and Clarke have a romance scene while a giant squid is being beaten up by the JG in the background.
it's a feature of the world that civilians take comic book stuff in their stride.
Anonymous No.212619945
>>212619905
there were barely any quips in the film. list 3 that didn't land.
Anonymous No.212619975 >>212620022
>>212619932
It's that and superhero shit being everyday stuff for humanity at that point, which makes the people that want Pattinson's Batman to be in this universe seem more insane. I cannot picture PatBat interacting with Ra's.
Anonymous No.212620008 >>212620028 >>212620036 >>212620136
Louis and Cat had me wanting to stroke my shit in the theatre.
Anonymous No.212620022 >>212620042
>>212619975
Batman and Superman in the same universe never made any sense lol
>oh no Batman! the Joker is robbing a bank!
>[Brainiac destroys the Moon in the background]
Anonymous No.212620028 >>212620103
>>212620008
those two characters were standout pieces of ass, I knew my nigga gunn would deliver. then we have hawk girl and super girl at the end who is a drunken party whore. he's always been such a coomer pig and I love it
Anonymous No.212620036 >>212620085
>>212620008
Agreed. I would fuck the shit out of Lois lane in this film and leave her dripping my nut
Anonymous No.212620042
>>212620022
nta
actually, the existence of Superman will render most superheroes useless
Anonymous No.212620045
>>212619932
I meant more the main characters - It was a plot device that we had to wait for superman because the Earth was ripping open and he could fix it. It was ripping open at insane speeds. Then Superman got there and it seemed to suddenly slow to a snails pace. That's what was funny to me.
Anonymous No.212620085
>>212620036
Hot, bro. Wish I could suck you off while you were thinking about that.
Anonymous No.212620103
>>212620028
Guy made parody porn sketches back in the mid 2000's. One of them had Sasha in it.
https://youtu.be/torgUjMyRKc?si=kXCD_zQ9e6icT98d
Anonymous No.212620104
>>212619932
>There's a Kaiju near my office
>Nice, I get to work from home today
Anonymous No.212620136
>>212620008
My gf
Anonymous No.212620211
Lexbros, don't look...
Anonymous No.212620411 >>212620543
>>212619713
>white woman
>dog
anon...
Anonymous No.212620484
>supergirl is a dumb whore and not a strong independent woman

The balls of that nigga gun
Anonymous No.212620543 >>212620636 >>212620640
>>212620411
What?
Anonymous No.212620636
>>212620543
White woman hating meme created by jews
Anonymous No.212620640
>>212620543
you just know...
Anonymous No.212620692
She's not a whore
Anonymous No.212620740 >>212620787
>>212608190 (OP)
>>212608302
Retards like you are why movies have gone to shit. They're never good movies, but entertaining enough that people go watch it, and companies still manage to turn a huge profit and continue to make them. Gonna go see Jurassic World Rebirth in a week or 2.
Anonymous No.212620761
>>212608190 (OP)
I'm only interested because it seems like cringe kino.
Anonymous No.212620787
>>212620740
>Retards like you are why movies have gone to shit.
"Shitty audience created the demand for shitty films."
Well, no one really asked for Acolyte and Ironheart, yet they were still being made.

I would argue the main reason for shitty films is because the industry is fucked up. NTA
Anonymous No.212620821
>>212611713
>same, trailers looked bad but was surprised by the end, a good 7/10.
trailers almost always make everything look like garbage. they need to overhaul trailers like they did when they stopped using voices overs. we've had the same fade to black, "TWLINK", *inception sound* kind of shit for how long now?
Anonymous No.212620852
>>212616224
there's no one else making dinosaur movies that don't have completely garbage CGI. there's always demand for dino.
Anonymous No.212620882
I just got back from seeing it, I didn't like it much. Way too much plot for it's runtime, various characters were ill served, they changed Superman's origin for the worse and the Gunn humor was obnoxious. To go into more detail:
It felt like watching the theatrical cut of BvS down to the breathless editing, the sententious media talking heads, and the constant going on about the implications of Superman's actions. The reveal about Superman's message from his parents is played so weird, everything about it screams FAKE but then it's just real. None of the supporting characters had any depth because Gunn just turns them into plot devices or punchlines, and speaking of humor you can tell that Gunn was really pleased with himself over the Super-Harem thing because the joke gets repeated like 5 times. Corenswet and Brosnahan were fine but the whole romance angle isn't given enough time, also Corenswet only plays "Clark" for one scene, what a waste.
Anonymous No.212620980
I saw a trailer for a space movie with goose during the 30 minutes of ads before watching this, and the trailer went on for so long and showed so many sequential story beats (incompetent goose > world crisis > astronauts recruit goose > big goose failure > goose stranded like the martian > goose finds alien > returns and saves everyone, big goose victory and redemption) that it felt like I had just watched that movie, and my interest in actually watching it dropped to 0
Anonymous No.212621175 >>212621485
>thick hick accents for the Kents
Thanks, I hate it.
Anonymous No.212621284
Saw it tonight. Almost comfy kino, but the cringe israeli-palenstine allegory and our protags aligning themselves with the palestines really put a bad taste in my mouth.

Also, first trailer: 3rd movie in that corny magician heist group movie. villain are dinkelbergs or something and they have to steal from jewish diamond people

second trailer: The smurfs. the villain is a wizard with big jewish nose

third trailer: Some darren aronfsky film where the bad guys are orthodox jew gang.

yea im noticing.
Anonymous No.212621485
>>212621175
I didn't like it because it didn't even seem like they would have raised them, it's like they adopted him at 17 or something. You don't grow up with parents like that and turn into a man with morals like Superman, you end up as an obese forklift driver who spits tobacco into a dirty soda bottle every three minutes. Or maybe his alien genes made him utterly disinterested in bud lite and ESPN