Thread 212472733

>/tv/ before reactions
This is going to suck!
>/tv/ after positive reactions
Okay, but the reviews will be terrible!
>/tv/ after great reviews
B-but audiences will hate it! Those are paid critics!
>/tv/ after audiences love it
They’re all idiots — this will still flop!
>Opens with $360 million
It won’t even reach $500 million!
>Hits $600 million by the second weekend
It’s never hitting $800 million!
>Reaches $900 million
W-won’t make a billion!
>Passes $1 billion
At that point, /tv/ anons committed seppuku.
This will be glorious. Total chud death.

>>212472733 (OP)
how will the snyderjeets cope in the coming week?

>>212472733 (OP)
It's gonna open with 100 million and barely reach 600 million by the end of its run. You can screencap this.

>>212472759
By laughing at the low box office numbers

>>212472775
Nice cope

>>212472733 (OP)
Up up and away!

im a DC guy so i wanted it to do well, people were hating on it were snyder jeets, marvel fags, and people who hate james gunn.

I saw the previews and i knew it would be mid to okay

wasnt sure how well it would do at the box office.

wasnt sure if i wanted a dc win and marvel loss or if i wanted both of them to fail so capeshit could be declared dead

Told you.

Snyderjeets are mentally ill.

>>212472775
If Jurassic World did well, this will do just as well. Only thing holding it back is the recent immigration comment but I don't think it'll lead to a flop

>>212472789
james gunn already hints at those numbers.
>>212472546
It's not going to break a billion.

>>212472876
For being the only ones with standards when it comes to superhero movies?

>>212472733 (OP)
LMAO, You are a jew!!

>>212472907
Jurassic Park is far more popular franchise than Superman. Even if Superman does well it won't do as well as the newest Jurassic World film.

You Gunnshills will eat those words. Superman will not come anywhere close to a billion. Barely 400 million if that. Superhero fatigue is im full effect and you can't do shit about it. Superman will flop.

https://youtube.com/shorts/sQ_Q4B4zw14?si=_ht5EAUT7ymF0Usa □ https://youtu.be/QiyNVIMbXds?si=ssrZZY8N42go8Ry-

>>212472911
Numbers he's diddled, incl with words + telepathy

>>212472907
> If Jurassic World did well, this will do just as well
Dinosaurs are timeless. Superheroes are dying. Normies are tired of cgi slop universes and they know its just background noise.

What is he thinking right now?

>>212472733 (OP)
Not a single Superman film or a James Gunn film has made over a billion so what makes you think this film will?

>arguing about ticket sales on some capeshit

what kind of mental illness is this?

>>212472991
>I wish I had never agreed to work with that retarded manlet

>>212472733 (OP)
>t.

>>212472991
>did i already make a thread about snyder or bvs this hour?

>>212472983
It's probably more accurate to say interest in the MCU is dying, but even Deadpool pulled a billion last year. The Batman did pretty well too

Can't wait for gunnfunn

>>212472733 (OP)
Kino

>>212472733 (OP)
retarded jew comicslop vs christian kino

>>212473031
New here? I'd assume reddit tourist but even then, you'd be used to it. Facebook maybe? Enjoy your stay my nigger friend, just try to lurk a little longer k?

>>212474136
>New here? I'd assume reddit tourist but even then, you'd be used to it. Facebook maybe? Enjoy your stay my nigger friend, just try to lurk a little longer k?

i've been here since 2016 fool. i'm OG nigga

>>212473031
Same thing happens on /v/ when a hyped game is coming out. I wonder if /o/ does the same when a new model of a car comes out, or /lit/ with books. Arguing about sales all day long.

>>212472733 (OP)
Woke or not, it doesn't matter to me. Saw couple of trailers, didn't like what I saw, won't watch. Simple as. The world can praise the shit out of this slop for all I care.

>tv is wrong

Every time

>>212473031
Popculture is a new religion, please don't be a bigot

Early reactions for capeshit are always positive unless it's a total Trainwreck like WW84, remember The Flash?

>>212474843
He's back! In pog form.

>>212474068
snyder is an open jew and kabbalist you fucking tard topkek

>>212472855
Would I have a chance with Wonder Woman?

i don't think it will be bad or un-fun at all, i just don't want to go to a theater to see it. just the thought of having a ticket bought and a showing appointment (for any movie) makes me feel a dread like my gut just alarmed for diarrhea. to see a movie in a theater, i would have to be almost desperate to see it. like, 'thinking about it before sleep each night' desperate.

>>212472855
>I saw the previews and i knew it would be mid to okay
so you knew
>people were hating on it were snyder jeets, marvel fags, and people who hate james gunn.
The fuck, you just contradicted yourself.
Why are people not supposed to hate mid stuff? Especially after a ton of shitty superhero works

at least you seem pretty honest

>>212472991
>'ate women
>luv me vidya
>what a life
>simple as

>>212476418
>Why are people not supposed to hate mid stuff?
because they're not unhinged retards whose lives revolve around bashing everything?

>>212472991
>i might be gay but at least I'm not in this Superman movie

>>212472983
If dinosaurs are timeless why any other product other than Jurassic park/world flops?
Do any of you remember "65" a couple of year ago?

>>212473214
> Deadpool pulled a billion last year.
Deadpool was an event movie 20 years in the making using nostalgia. Way different circumstances than Superman which is the beginning on a universe and looks like cgi slop.
> Batman
Again way different movie than superman. It was a movie that was grounded and wanted to work as a triller. Not a cgi slop movie.

.

>>212474789
AI?

>>212472782
This
Money talks, shit walks. No shit the reviews for a film by a leftist child predator are going to be positive. James Gunn is the left's golden boy right now, but when it underperforms, that's the proof you need of what people actually want and not what leftoids want.