I was going to draw up a play, but then I got high.
I was going to beat those Chiefs today, but then I got high.
The punt team's on the field, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was going to stop the pass, but then I got high.
The qb would've ended up on his ass, but then I got high.
They're scoring once again, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was gonna run up the score, but then I got high
Could've beat the Chargers like never before, but then I got high.
I didn't go for the scoring record because I'm a clueless anti-football pussy, and I know why!
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I planned to tank for Coach Primate Junior, but then I got high.
We started winning, why wasn't it sooner? Because I got high.
I'm going to get fired this year, and I know why!
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

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I was going to draw up a play, but then I got high.
I was going to convert this 3rd and 9, but then I got high.
The punt team is walking onto the field, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was going to stop the pass, but then I got high.
I was going to assign a QB spy, but then I got high.
They're scoring a touchdown again, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was going to gameplan this week, but then I got high.
I was going to blowout the jags, but then I got high.
I'm going to get fired this year, and I know why!
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.