Why do the stinkiest farts feel extra hot coming out my butthole? Is it because there's more poo particles present and therefore it is a more dense gas and thus a body temperature fart feels hotter? Like a fart version of wind chill, except opposite? When I get a hot one coming through, I need to call a fucking priest to exorcise the scent from the room, fuck almighty.

What company has the most insane cultists?