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8/1/2025, 7:11:53 AM
8/1/2025, 4:29:21 AM
>>64060099
>At this point I'm tempted to just keep using the .048 km/h measurement just because it's too fucking funny for the "second army in the world" to lose a race to the Polish border to a snail
Ah but you see, if you move to a slower measurement then we can eventually celebrate Russia losing the race AGAIN. To EVEN SLOWER snails.
The second galaxy army may not last long enough for our autistic average snail to reach Poland, but they sure as hell aren't going anywhere faster than it.
>At this point I'm tempted to just keep using the .048 km/h measurement just because it's too fucking funny for the "second army in the world" to lose a race to the Polish border to a snail
Ah but you see, if you move to a slower measurement then we can eventually celebrate Russia losing the race AGAIN. To EVEN SLOWER snails.
The second galaxy army may not last long enough for our autistic average snail to reach Poland, but they sure as hell aren't going anywhere faster than it.
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