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7/6/2025, 4:19:26 AM
>>530090747
Do Not Slander The Name Of Mario, Miscreant
Do Not Slander The Name Of Mario, Miscreant
6/19/2025, 8:23:13 PM
>its time travel!
>its multiverses!
>it's an alternate universe!
>its the present day but pauline specifically was displaced from her time!
>its present day but she was not only turned into a rock but also a child and she also lost her memories so she doesn't remember anything!
>its present day but Pauline makes her wish at the end and is aged up into an adult!
>it's STILL not Pauline but rather a relative of Pauline who is also named Pauline!
Why can't people just accept that it is an origin story/prequel in which the wish leads to them founding NDC and trust Nintendo to explain it, including Cranky's presence? How is it that people can so readily accept that Nintendo gives no fucks about the Zelda timeline, but the DK timeline is somehow sacred and above them fucking with it for the purposes of DK's grand reintroduction?
>its multiverses!
>it's an alternate universe!
>its the present day but pauline specifically was displaced from her time!
>its present day but she was not only turned into a rock but also a child and she also lost her memories so she doesn't remember anything!
>its present day but Pauline makes her wish at the end and is aged up into an adult!
>it's STILL not Pauline but rather a relative of Pauline who is also named Pauline!
Why can't people just accept that it is an origin story/prequel in which the wish leads to them founding NDC and trust Nintendo to explain it, including Cranky's presence? How is it that people can so readily accept that Nintendo gives no fucks about the Zelda timeline, but the DK timeline is somehow sacred and above them fucking with it for the purposes of DK's grand reintroduction?
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