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7/12/2025, 9:18:51 AM
>>510160074
BASED
BASED
7/12/2025, 8:52:18 AM
6/30/2025, 3:42:15 AM
>>509083337
Whites have no reason to give the slightest fuck about any nonwhite but you "people" need us for your survival and only exist on this planet in the capacity you do thanks to us, you are entirely dependent on us. Even animals know not to bite the hand that feeds them. Our patience is wearing thin
Whites have no reason to give the slightest fuck about any nonwhite but you "people" need us for your survival and only exist on this planet in the capacity you do thanks to us, you are entirely dependent on us. Even animals know not to bite the hand that feeds them. Our patience is wearing thin
6/21/2025, 9:18:24 AM
>>508171495
>be me
>boomer, 67 years wise
>watch The Last Samurai once, suddenly think I’m Emperor Meiji
>walk into Starbucks like it’s a Kyoto tea ceremony
>zoomer barista fails to bow
>dishonorabru.png
>“Do you wish to die, peasant? Where is your bow? Where is the incense?”
>she blinks
>asks for my name to write on the cup
>“You shall address me as Daimyo Harold of the 3rd Honda Accord Dynasty”
>girl next to me orders oat milk
>“Milk from the oat? Blasphemy. Bring me the sacred cow.”
>barista finally asks what I want
>“You must divine my desires. A true servant senses the master’s thirst before it touches his throat.”
>get handed a small drip coffee after ten minutes
>“What is this? This is the drink of ronin and merchants. I am nobility.”
>pull out laminated 3-star Yelp Elite badge
>“I am a man of reputation. You dishonor my house.”
>attempt to leave in righteous fury
>forget I parked diagonally across two handicapped spots
>coffee spills on my Dockers
>“This insult will echo through the generations.”
>go home
>leave 1-star review
>title it “A Shogunate in Shambles”
I didn't write 99% this BTW; LLMs are truly amazing technology. In the near future, all these menial jobs will be replaced by machines as well.
>be me
>boomer, 67 years wise
>watch The Last Samurai once, suddenly think I’m Emperor Meiji
>walk into Starbucks like it’s a Kyoto tea ceremony
>zoomer barista fails to bow
>dishonorabru.png
>“Do you wish to die, peasant? Where is your bow? Where is the incense?”
>she blinks
>asks for my name to write on the cup
>“You shall address me as Daimyo Harold of the 3rd Honda Accord Dynasty”
>girl next to me orders oat milk
>“Milk from the oat? Blasphemy. Bring me the sacred cow.”
>barista finally asks what I want
>“You must divine my desires. A true servant senses the master’s thirst before it touches his throat.”
>get handed a small drip coffee after ten minutes
>“What is this? This is the drink of ronin and merchants. I am nobility.”
>pull out laminated 3-star Yelp Elite badge
>“I am a man of reputation. You dishonor my house.”
>attempt to leave in righteous fury
>forget I parked diagonally across two handicapped spots
>coffee spills on my Dockers
>“This insult will echo through the generations.”
>go home
>leave 1-star review
>title it “A Shogunate in Shambles”
I didn't write 99% this BTW; LLMs are truly amazing technology. In the near future, all these menial jobs will be replaced by machines as well.
6/18/2025, 3:35:29 AM
>>211614410
of course.
of course.
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