>Cowboys
>Knights
>Pirates
>Gangsters
>Samurai
>Cops
Which would you want to be? Which is the most kino?

>>211614410 (OP)
Every one but cops have a tragic end

gangster because it's just like being a rich guy but cooler

>>211614410 (OP)
of course.

>>211614410 (OP)
The one that gets to kill jews.

>>211614593
then cowboy, gangster and knight

>>211614410 (OP)

Would probably have to go with being a cowboy since they have actual agricultural skills outside of shooting people.

Actual knights work their peasant serfs to death or kill them if they rebel.

Pirates raid and kill people, pillage other ships and seaside villages and capture people for the slave trade.

Gangsters engage in illegal criminal activities like extortion and selling drugs.

Samurai, only know of them from Anime and popular culture but they are supposedly privileged class in a caste system.

Cops actually protect the neighborhoods and serve and protect the people but if one drug dealer overdoses on his own stash of illegal drugs while the police are apprehending him, then the unhinged Leftists will go insane.

>>211614538

Why does Pepe le Frog seem like a Black guy in Samurai armor?

>>211614772
>Actual knights work their peasant serfs to death or kill them if they rebel.
no they didn't, zoomer. You think medieval serfs were disposible?

>>211614772
Depends on your definition. Weren't "cowboys" just hired help for ranchers moving cattle around to graze? Then you have that gang that was just called "The cowboys" (the gang from Tombstone).

>>211614410 (OP)
Depends on the gangster level, realistically being a knight or a samurai would be 1000x times better than the rest

>>211614837
maybe the big lips, i dunno

>>211614410 (OP)
I don't know how good of a life it would be, but I'd like to give being a Knight a shot.

>>211614837
Because samurais were black

>>211614410 (OP)
>Al Pacino as Michael Corleone
I love Italians so much it’s unreal.

>>211614410 (OP)
>Which would you want to be? Which is the most kino?
Cowboy who fought for the South and runs an honest brand