>Be me
>Talking to my parents
>Get to the topic of jesus for some reason
>They both go
>"well it's not like he was a real person anyway"
>Literally just untrue wtf
>They both start rambling on about random shit and how Christianity is a cult and other loosely related phrases about how its like believing in the Easter bunny
>I say that it is VERY widely agreed upon by historians he was a real person
>they brush me off and say "yeah yeah you believe that"
>THEYRE HISTORY TEACHERS WITH DEGREES FROM ONE OF THE BEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE COUNTRY

If I get a haunted doll is it a possibility for it to become a good friend/romantic partner?