i've been all over europe, the middle east, far east, the us, and colombia, and my fucking lord, the food here in colombia is bland as hell. It's quite literally the "wy pipo don season dey food" meme brought to life

i've spent a month here in bogota, and, help me lord, i still have four more months of eating the blandest shit ever

every time i'm too lazy to cook, i go to a restaurant hoping i'll finally get something tasty, but NOPE. Even hamburgers, fucking hamburgers, taste like i'm chewing on cardboard stuffed between two buns.

i've tried arepas, empanadas, bandeja paisa, all that, but i've never felt so underwhelmed in my life

>mfw colombians tell me how great their food is

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