fun fact: no one can prove you werent a scoutmaster in the 80’s and 90’s as long as you’re old enough. ive used that trick to pull more ass than a train loaded with donkeys. bitches go fucking crazy for that shit because (once they find out you arent a child predator) they think it makes you good father material. you show them your swiss army knife, you do the salute, you tell a bullshit story about saving a kid from a bear- BAM! youre neck deep in sturdy, trad leaning pussy.
they even let you rawdog it, you dont even have to pull out. which works for me because im only good for like 3 minutes before i get bored.
anyway go punthers

Passei os ultimos meses da minha vida defendendo mulher na internet, mas só vou conseguir tocar em uma pagando

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