GOOD MORNING SAARS. EVERYONE IS SAAR HERE.

Sliding my cock in and out of Brady's bussy
Sliding my cock in and out of Brady's bussy
And it feeeeeels so fine
Pounding his butt with a glass of wine
...

>But seriously his bussy is way too lose and used up but it's not everyday you buttfuck a celebrity

>>149847888
mmmm saar bussy

And it feeeeeels so fineeee

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>his
steelers :)

Our Steelers :)

The Eagles super bowl rings have a button on the side that makes the wings pop out

Commanders still have 0 rings btw

>>149847857 (OP)

Will the Lions have Arab fans showing up in Egyptian outfits this season?

>>149847888
yet somehow not the gayest thing I've read from a patriots fan in the last month.

>>149847857 (OP)

Nicest stadium in the league by far saar. The NFL ought to mandate that all league stadiums be domed.

>>149848057
Brazilring

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT ON /NFL/

I'm slapping my balls together over and over in excitement

>>149848113
I, too, enjoy a little bit of that CBT.
Chiefs fan, btw.

Glad my man color coordinated the headwrap

ਸ਼ੁਭ ਸਵੇਰ SAARS

>>149848057
>Commanders still have 0 rings btw
Ya seethe?

I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT

>>149848155
lmao. i pay like 50 bucks for shitty seats then go to the better seats where it's empty at SoFi

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it
And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you

>>149848057
they won the super bowl on Cooper DeJean's birthday and got their rings today on Quinyon Mitchell's birthday
Cooper DeJean was pick 22 in the draft
Quinyon Mitchell was pick 40 in the draft

>>149848183
LET ME BE THE ONE WHO SHOINES WITH YIOU

>>149848155
>Lionsfags paid hundreds of dollars to watch a Goof masterclass

Raj Ramaswammy Patel lines up at WR. What a story folks. Came to the US at 18 on an HB1 visa to work in a call center and fell in love with football and through hard work has made his way to the Jets starting line up. Jets in a 4 wide formation. Ball snapped and Patel gets the bubble screen and cuts up field. He’s got day light. To the 40 the 30. Patel stops suddenly. He is dropping his pants. Patel is shitting a solid stream on the 20 yard line. The absolute humanity.

I want to squeeze you, please you

>>149848204
It was 34-0

>>149848204
>>149848345
Congrats again to the Eagles, you beat a team without their WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2 and a guard starting at the LT position which every ball knower would tell you is the 2nd most important position in football since they protect the QB's blindside. There's definitely not an asterisk in your win, I mean we have no clue what would have happened if these teams played each other with healthy rosters aside from that one example in 2022 where they played each other in the Superbowl, tell me again how that game played out.

>>149848291
>everyone stays away from him
>still runs it for the tuddle
yea.....i'm thinking based....

>>149848372

>>149848155
I heard Panthers tickets were going for like $7 either last season or the season before.

>>149848372
excuse me fag we're talking about the Eagles here
jeez, I try to talk about my own team and some Chiefsfag has to butt in talking about his own bullshit
they should really start acting like they've been there before

>He is the progenitor of this whole tawdry episode of poseurs, 30 pieces of silver, player leadership manque and avarice. What of him? God bless the NFLPA so that it may return to its hallowed annals.

This is from an email sent by NFLPA Lead Security Officer Craig Jones and a bunch of people in the comments on the article have no idea what it means lmfao. I know I talk shit but seriously how uneducated is the average American? The references to avarice and 30 pieces of silver are obvious

>>149847888

>>149848372
>40

>>149848432
Should really act like your team is .500 in the superbowl and has zero rings on anyone

>>149848513
>manque

>>149848372
>Congrats again to the Eagles, you beat a team without their WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2 and a guard starting at the LT position which every ball knower would tell you is the 2nd most important position in football since they protect the QB's blindside. There's definitely not an asterisk in your win, I mean we have no clue what would have happened if these teams played each other with healthy rosters aside from that one example in 2022 where they played each other in the Superbowl, tell me again how that game played out.

>>149848576
Tell me what team the Eagles have beaten in the SB without haven also given that team a ring first?

>>149848372

did anyone see that anon post in the last thread talking about how he was gonna kill himself during the season because of how much of a loser he is, even though his saints won in 09? that post really spoke to me, it felt like i wrote it myself. everything pretty much matched exactly what my life is like even down to age. although he was talking about fantasy football, and i dont even play fantasy football anymore because i realized its very boring if youre playing with people who you dont even know. and despite having some really good seasons the past 15 years, i havent seen my team win a super bowl.

its weird to think that some anons are in a very similar position to you and youre thinking of the same things even when you both have a shared interest like nfl. anyway if that anon reads this, you mentioned how your father would be upset by it, i know this is just a stupid meme but i saw this recently and it made me actually cry thinking about if i were tokill myself so maybe it can help you

i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP

>>149848588
Whereas Mahomes gave Brady 2 rings and then just never beat him at all

>>149848619
aaron_rodgers_first_snaps_with_the_new_york_jets.mp4

if the saints and/or my main fantasy team doesnt start the season 6-0 Im pumping lead through my temple. 12 years too late is still better than never.

>>149848621
>1 afccg ring and 1 SB ring
yeah, but if the only person you can compare him to is Brady without going "Yeah sure Peyton choked in playoffs... BUT HIS REGULAR SEASON CAREER STATS"

>>149848621
>Brady *won coinflip* in overtime.

>>149848588
>Tell me what team the Eagles have beaten in the SB without haven also given that team a ring first?

>>149848619
>GOOD MORNING SA-AACCKKK

>>149848604
Do people unironically live their life without constant thoughts of suicide? What a strange world that would be

>>149848621
how many does he have without a major cheating scandal behind it?

>>149848638
>0-1 against the Patriots
>0-1 against KC
>has never won a Superbowl against a team they havent lost to first

>>149848629

>>149848650
all a part of the blood ritual

>>149848635
>the only person you can compare him to is Brady

Nigger Joe Montana won 4 rings

>>149848604
Im the depressed anon. glad it resonated with you. and yeah my pops is the one and only reason I probably wont go through with it, but damn I really want to. Ill just have to wait until he croaks first.

>>149848604
i honestly don't understand why anybody would want to kill themselves, aside from an extreme situation where death was going to happen either way
your going to die one day anyway, so if you want to die, it will happen already
so just enjoy yourself in the moment, and fuck everything else

>>149848604
I'm glad you're alive. I thought he was you until he mentioned the Saints

>>149848670
i dont see you comparing him to Montana though

>>149848637
>Brady won

Bakey.

>>149848688

>>149848670
>Joe Montana
You mean Kansas City Chiefs legend Joe Montana?

>>149848679
some people cant enjoy themselves in any moment. some people havent enjoyed themselves for years. so whats the point of living, then? its not like I have family or any important responsibilities to take care of.

>>149848646
Six, aka as many as any franchise

>>149848692
Chiefs legend

>>149848679
because for some people, life is absolutely horrible and miserable and isnt worth waiting around for another 40, 50 years of suffering because "its gonna happen anyway dude". i was even thinking this as i watched my teams lose the super bowl a number of years back. first i was upset. then i realized my life wouldnt change one iota if they won. if they had won, i would be happy for a few minutes, then within a few hours i would be going to bed alone, thinking about having to live my miserable life the next day moving forward again. not even sports can help save me from it anymore.

>>149847977
More refball
More superbowl blowouts
More excuses
More losses to the real GOAT

>list of QBs I would draft in their prime over brady: Montana, Manning, Marino, Mahomes, Brees, Rodgers, Young, Allen, Burrow, Luck

>>149848697
Anhedonia fucking sucks. People think not being able to do what you what you want is unfulfilling but the thing is, in those cases there's still the possibility of eventually getting the thing you want and enjoying it.

If you actually *have* the things you want like enough money to live comfortably or the hot gf or time to pursue your interests, and come to realize there's still no pleasure in it, that's the real blackpill because there's nowhere to go. You can't cope by saying things will better because things are already good and it doesn't matter. It shatters the idea that you would be happy under different circumstances and you realize its just you and it will be like this everywhere and always

>>149848721
depends on the team desu. for a pats or cheifs fag, yeah another chip is just whatever. but when youre a punished franchise your whole life and you finally get that first championship, the emotional high will definitely last longer than a day. when the saints won I was a lot happier for the entire offseason and the day of the win was the purest joy ive felt in my life. People were running out into the street screaming, the highway leading into the city was bumper to bumper to traffic and everyone had their windows down, blaring their horns. its unlike anything else youll experience but you only get that once imo.

Did everyone win their dance off tonight?

>>149848762
>If you actually *have* the things you want like enough money to live comfortably or the hot gf or time to pursue your interests, and come to realize there's still no pleasure in it, that's the real blackpill

The younger it happens the better. it's a blessing to realise how little value there is in the path you're walking so you can change at a deeper level instead of a superficial one

>>149848697
>>149848721
i suffered from severe depression from 18-23. nothing felt good, everything in life sucked, and i just like i was drifting through life. the thing is, that sensation eventually gave way and i haven't felt that way sense. the difference is i felt no need to kill myself, even if i knew the only pleasure i would get out of life was fleeting, that was still worth it to "i dont want to get out of bed and sleep until 6pm", even if that bit of pleasure was jacking off 3 times a day.
but, life is different for each person, and even if my life is nearly identical to when i was 20 aside from my perspective, if your life is that shit, its still your choice to make though

>>149848372
>The three officials fired by the NFL were second-year umpire James Carter, third-year line judge Robin DeLorenzo, and first-year down judge Robert Richeson. Notably, each of these referees officiated a game in which theKansas City Chiefswon last season. Patrick Mahomesand Co went 3-0 when one of these officials were in attendance. On top of this, each of the three games included controversial calls that helped the Chiefs get the wins.
>The first of these games was the September 15 game between theCincinnati Bengalsand Chiefs. Richeson served on this officiating crew as a down judge.
>The next controversial game came on November 29 between the Chiefs and theLas Vegas Raiders. Carter served as the umpire for this game.
>The last of the games came on December 21 between theHouston Texansand Chiefs. DeLorenzo served as the line judge in this game.
Oh no chiefsissies. How will we win a game again without cheating now?

Bless this bussy

biblically ordained bussy

>>149848766
>tfw vikings fans have never, and will never know this feeling

>>149848785
so youre a normie pleb who suffered "depression", got it.

>>149848766
my team is the 49ers, and im your same age. obviously youll say its not a tortured franchise, but despite being a lifelong fan watching regularly since around 1998 or 1999, i was only 3 years old when they won the last title so i didnt know what was going on, and the vast majority of my watching seasons, they have been terrible. the last 2 chiefs super bowls, ive had that feeling of happiness and excitement when i thought a win might be coming, then before they even lost, thinking "why do i care about this, who cares if they win, my life will still be shit, and then ill have to watch all the rich tech faggots here being happy too which will make me miserable anyway"

>>149848890
youll always have those VHS tapes at least

These players in the Aussie Football League can't catch for shit.

>>149848890
niner fans under 40 are some of the most blue balled and punished fans in the whole league desu. cant say I feel too bad for them thoughbeit

VHS tape this bussy

>>149848688

>>149848926
I do enjoy teasing them before I lick their sore blue balls lovingly and soothingly

>>149848944
rams fan btw

>>149848944
seahawks fan btw

It's almost 1am in Philly, where Jalen Hurts' #1 fan runs out his 6th organism to Jalen tonight

>>149848973
*Rubs
**Orgasm

>>149848973

thread is getting gay
evidence thats the real bussy poster

>>149848985
The corner he beat is Jaylen Watson. The guy who missed most of the regular season due to a fractured fibula and tibia. Eagles superbowl is full of asterisk. A healthy Chiefs team dog walks the Eagles.

>>149848372
They got to the superbowl without all that though. I guess AFC is the cupcake conference

>>149848778
>The younger it happens the better
This. Then as you get older you can slowly start enjoying the small things in life like a sunrise or a runners high

>>149848604
he won't do shit

>>149849075
damn lol

>>149849075
kek

>>149848057
Does Joe Schoen get one?

>>149848650
>KC
>the first to lose an Owl

>>149848155
Joe Schoen should be entombed alive underneath the Meadowlands right next to where Jimmy Hoffa is for what he's done to the Giants franchise. Not joking.

>>149848774
I had a bye

>>149849251
Based Schoen hating Giants fan. Schoen and Daboll will be gone in a year and then if John Mara gets his head screwed on he can poach Kliff Kingsbury or bring in Dan Lanning from Oregon

>>149848774
I was best local but some got shit visiting from out of town won. He was cool and fun and is only visiting for the weekend

>>149849319
>Kliff Kingsbury
Absolutely not. The Giants aren't an Air Raid team and never will be. We need a coach that will run the ball and play defense. I was hoping to get Vrabel but John Mara is a spineless cuck who wouldn't make a move for him.
>Dan Lanning from Oregon
You mean the program that gave us social media pass rusher Kayvon Thibodeaux who gets BTFO by every good offensive line he faces in-between statpadding against shitty ones?

>>149849362
Could always hire Greg Roman. I think you guys interviewed him in 2021 when he was with the Ravens. People shit on his offence but he consistently made chicken salad out of chicken shit

>>149849391
greg roman offense works for exactly one year before it fizzles out into shit. and hes currently the OC for his butt buddy jim harbaugh.

>>149849404
Not really. 49ers offence was way better in year 2 and 3 with Roman than it was year 1 and the Ravens offence was still good after year 1 Eric DeCosta just didn't invest in WR talent until Lamar requested a trade. He's way underrated imo

Mogged

>>149849461
looks like it's starting to rust

>>149848890
Hey depressed A's fan. Glad you're still alive. I was getting worried about you.
Seen my Niners lose:
>3 times in the superbowl
>4 times in the NFCCG
My earliest memory was watching them lose against the Falcons in a playoff game and when they told me that they were eliminated I thought they meant eliminated forever ;_;
It's truly suffering

A real serious installment of the genny this evening

fun fact: no one can prove you werent a scoutmaster in the 80’s and 90’s as long as you’re old enough. ive used that trick to pull more ass than a train loaded with donkeys. bitches go fucking crazy for that shit because (once they find out you arent a child predator) they think it makes you good father material. you show them your swiss army knife, you do the salute, you tell a bullshit story about saving a kid from a bear- BAM! youre neck deep in sturdy, trad leaning pussy.
they even let you rawdog it, you dont even have to pull out. which works for me because im only good for like 3 minutes before i get bored.
anyway go punthers

fuck the iggles

>>149849573
Some truly embarrassing shit. Demoralization niggers got to them bad

>>149849552
>falcons
oh that was 1998. my earliest memory was the game before that with the catch 2. i remember watching on the couch with my parents and when they started screaming i cried because of how loud and sudden their shouts were.

>>149849593
That's stolen valor and you should feel ashamed.

>>149848762
Exactly what I was trying to say yesterday but you put it in much better words.

>>149849595

>>149849621
Funny thing is, I don't remember that game vs the Packers. Im pretty sure I watched it I just have no memory of it. Even the game vs the Falcons, all I remember is the Falcons recovering a fumble and us obviously losing. I thought we got blown up until I checked the stats right now, only lost by two and lost three times and the first one happened on the first play off Garrison Hearst who broke his ankle on the play. Ouch

>>149848676
Life isn't that long anyway though, right? It's very hard, don't get me wrong, but I think you said you're 33 IIRC, so like me you're almost halfway done. I figure I might as well push through it and do it the natural way just in case suicide messes up whatever happens after life. This world sucks so much that I think it's possible it's some kind of test/trial before something better.

>>149848721
Yeah I barely care how my favorite team does anymore. I'm more in it for the fantasy football because that actually does affect me, because there's money at stake.

>>149849763
Lost the ball 3 times via fumble*

>>149849461
It's been longer now since the Giants' last Super Bowl than the amount of time that had passed since the Cowboys' last Super Bowl when the Giants won Super Bowl XLII.
All those jokes about Cowboys fans living in the past all those years? That's us now.

>>149849778
>All those jokes about Cowboys fans living in the past all those years? That's us now.
nah man
at least you've been relevant in the new millennium.

>>149849765
after life is just one big cope. the amount of logic and evidence pointing to all life being the same soulless chemical reactions is overwhelming and the evidence for an afterlife is just "muh feelings" and "I want there to be one" and thats it.

yeah we are halfway through life, but guess what? the second half is going to be way, way, way fucking worse. we are going to have the same shitty depressed forever alone loser status but with ever diminishing hope of it ever changing, plus our bodies decaying in real time. Id rather not. can you imagine being fucking 50, still posting here, still a broke failure retard? No fucking chance, I HAVE to rope.

I'm just here to do two things: drink beer and lick all your buttholes lovingly. And I'm all out of beer

>>149849802
my life has been easier than any generation before me by a metric incomprehensible.

I might be a crippled, broken failed human at 30, but the reality is I can still live in an airconditioned, 1 bedroom apartment working from home or doing any amount of office work that would have doomed me in any other era of society.

There being no afterlife is even more fucking reason to cherish what you have before you die, im a colossal fuckup treading water in every aspect of my life, but i long abandoned my suicidal ideations nearly a decade ago. It's selfish in general, and most people who do it have people who wish deep down nothing more for you to succeed.

Even if in life you feel like a square peg against a circle hole

>>149849778
That's a long roundabout way of saying it's been 13 years since you won an owl lol Ravens are in the same boat nigger we've just stayed relevant basically the entire time with playoff seasons

>Ravens
>choking in the playoffs every season

Sounds kinda irrelevant to me desu

>relevant is being unable to win the AFC even though bodymore is loaded with talent
lol lmao even

I guess the Bills and Wions are irrelevant too. Damn you guys are smart. You can always tell the smart posters by the flag of Israels bitch

>receiving, handling, and stocking material on the job site
>Pallets of this, bundles of that, boxes of whatever
>Knotted piece of cord used to hold corner bead together left lying on the ground
RACISM
I'm already kneeling; are you?

>he dindu nuffin

>postseason regulars roleplaying irrelevance
You don't know pain

>>149849802
It might or probably not exist but I just don't wanna take any chances.
I know it sucks because every hour is some mixture of depressing, boring and/or not feeling at peace/content, and your own mind might feel sort of like a living in a very bad neighborhood, so I don't wanna come across patronizing or like there's some flip we can switch. I wish I had some good things to say, other than I think things can change (which I do believe, as I don't feel AS bad now as I have in the past).

>>149850195
honestly things are only so bleak for me right now because Im forced to be sober. once I get my own place somehow and I can do drugs again Ill be alright. drugs are the answer to everything. hope you find your answer too anon. go aints

>>149850179
The other driver did a racism so he was just claiming reparations via blood. Rashes was channeling chaotic good

>>149850292

>>149850209
I think you've mentioned meth before and that was my main one too. It actually might've saved me once during a time when I was waking up every day thinking about suicide, and decided to try getting back into it again first. Of course for me it spiraled and led to an arrest because I have no self control, but imo it is one of the drugs that can be taken somewhat responsibly, especially if just taken orally. I'm kinda in the same boat, I'm at least keeping the option open for myself in the future.

Is Caleb Williams gay or is this just how zoomers are?

>>149848939
wish Bakey would squirt me with his juice

>>149850489
He's a certified crust buster

>>149850489
Mother fucker picked the same color I did for my nails.

>>149850494
That would be so hot

>>149850060
>NEET manlet is seething this hard
lmao

>>149848688
>losing to a rookie QB

>>149850409
>can be taken somewhat responsibly

not for me, sadly. the only way to do it "responsible" is a small dose early in the morning, and then wait AT LEAST a day later after youve slept to dose again. but once Im in my happy stimmed-out headspace, I dont care about anything except keeping it going. meaning I WILL redose everytime, which means staying up all night, and then probably the next night, and then probably the next night too. I tried "cutting back" by switching to adderall/vyvanse, but it was just the exact same shit but in pill form. staying up for days at a time. it sucks because it is truly an absolute cure for depression, but it also destroys your body and soul with brutal efficiency. my plan is to just stick to weed and psychedelics, as I love those too and they help a lot, but without turning me into a tweaker zombie. I wish I could do amphetamines like a regular person though because its the only thing that fills the void and makes me value myself, even if its fake. if I ever crack the code without the drugs Ill let you know.

>>149850489
2 things can be true at once

who is the best millenial QB? is it luck? feels like we really fucked up in that department.

>>149851200
mahomes is born in 95 so TECHNICALLY the youngest age for millenial. but in my mind he is still a zoomie.

since when did this thread become so homoerotic? have all the tom brady fans finally learned to accept themselves?

>>149851200
Probably Stafford.

>>149851239
Oh what you think nail polish is queer? How 'bout pink lipstick, is that "queer" too?? Matching pink phone and coin purse: is that "queer"?! Or are we- I mean, is Caleb just so much of a man that he's comfortable being a little sissy boy?

>>149851283
he..he's holding that phone and wallet for his girlfriend, r-right?

>>149851314
>girlfriend

>>149851283
The boy ain't right

>>149851283
how many yards and tds does he need to have this season for people to ignore his rampant homosexuality

>>149851164
I wish LSD was easier to find in my city, it is the best. Used to order off the darknet, but cops intercepted my last package and that scared me off the DNMs probably forever.
I can't do weed because it turns me into too much of a quiet nervous person. But yeah, those are way better for the soul in comparison to meth even at its "best"/"most responsible". Plus it seems easy to tell when someone is on it.

>>149851519
If he comes out of the closet and has an MVP or Super Bowl season then I think football is scripted for sure.

>>149851519
40 TDs, 5000 yards, 1st seed, NFCCG appearance.

Be very afraid...

>>149851916
Scary...

is CMC washed or about to have another 2023 esque performance?

>>149852233
Tendinitis supposedly doesn't go away, right? Idk for sure, but I remember people saying that. Plus he's 29 with a beaten up body. I would expect him to be around 80-85% of his 2023 self.

>>149852233
The injuries have stacked up over the years and he's 29 now. He's awesome to watch so I'll root for him but I wouldn't draft him in fantasy football to say the least. The wear and tear is real

Who would make your official UH OH STINKY team of 2025?

>>149853051
Merton Hanks. One of these days he's gonna injure his neck bobbing it around the way he does.

>>149851239
did you not read the title? this is the thread for certified SAARS only

>>149848057
Not as good looking as these

>>149854153
Hard disagree.

>>149847227
>Players shouldn't be friendly like this,
At the very least, they shouldn't be so overt about hanging out with players from other teams. I cringed when I saw Bijan & Pitts hiking with Micah and Bustin Fields.

>>149854422
nothin wrong with a few zesty niggas hanging out, "hiking" together

>>149854153
The thumbnail looks like the Metallica logo
o_O

>>149854548
I just don't want pics of that shit in circulation. Bijan needs to be working on understanding how wide zone works and Pitts needs to learn how to play TE in the league or GTFO.
And it's really sus when you're hanging out with another team's QB imo.

>>149854422
They're all too friendly with each other and also too rich (not that I want the owners getting an even bigger cut). That, along with all the rule changes, has taken so much of the edge away from the game. Watching a bunch of friends play touch butt against each other is fucking gay.

>>149854630
Yeah we went from Sean Taylor trying to send people to the shadow realm in the fuckin Pro Bowl to...whatever this shit is

>>149854630
Tom Brady talked about hating all the other QB because they were his competitors. These new school cats are all buttbuddies joking around when they lose to each other. Modern day sissies

Millennial bros our QB classes sucked....

You know what?
I'm fine with the Lolpfins
We are like the agnostic
Neither bad or good

>>149848732
>(((roughing)))
>entire LV game
The rest of his career aside, he needed massive rigslop to beat Mahomes both times. As soon as Mahomes got mvp and sbmvp the same seaoson (Twink Fraudy never did this), Fraudy retired, bought the Raiders, admitted the tuck rule was fake and gay, surrendered custody of his child, lost his wife, and shat in the woods until the league made Mahomes thro--- er uh I mean until he just couldn't find that spark in LIX. Fruady fags talking about rigging is peak gaslighting

>>149848155
>$243 to watch Las Gaygas
Money laundering investigation when

>>149854153
Those look like shit t.bh

>>149848155
If I (god forbid) lived in Phoenix I would definitely go to games. What else is there to do? You get to escape the endless depressing sprawl and the searing heat for a few hours. Kyler is good for a meme play or two per game. Sounds more than worth it at those prices.

The Facility bros…. What the fuck do we do now?…

>>149855597
We Herdchads eatin good

>>149855597
im glad to see emmanuel acho out of work again and first things first remaining untouched

>>149847857 (OP)
SoFi is a great stadium

>>149855761
Im even more glad that absolute nigger shady mccoy is out of work.

>>149855877
>roof
BOOOOOO

>>149855210
>bought the Raiders
*bought 5% of the Raiders

>>149855905
Shady is based, you're a dumb hater

>>149855940
You need a roof if you're gonna have a giant TV suspended over the field. Otherwise, the stadium is open air. It's beautiful when fog rolls into the stadium.

>>149855983
>putting a dumb roof on just to have a screen
BOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149855983
I hate the big Sofi sign ruining the view and aura. It's cool that they did something different with the design of the stadium though.

YEAAAAAAHHH BUDDY
CHAMPS

>>149848641
can't say i do, ill randomly think about driving into a utility pole once or twice a year not really spurned on by anything and never serious, more like "what would happen afterwards"

>>149854153
The fourth one is a vagina

>>149848057
>On the team side of the ring, the Super Bowl LIX logo is centered between the Eagles wordmark and the Super Bowl LIX score, 40-22. Ten points of diamonds in the Super Bowl LIX logo signify the Eagles’ franchise-record 10-game winning streak in the regular season.
They should have put 40-6

>>149851519
i don't think there's a statline that achieves this although if he comes out and throws 4000/35 and gets the bears into the postseason then it would make it a lot easier to shoot down

shame that'll never happen

Dez knows ball. Do you?

>>149851916
i never really heard him talk before the new season of quarterback, he sounds like eli used to sound with a lisp on top of it, truly the avatar of goof

>>149855210
Mahomes schizo complaining about refball. Imagine that

Numbers of players age 29 or older
>31: Commanders
>19: Falcons, Lions, Texans
>18: Browns, Steelers
>16: 49ers, Titans
>15: Giants
>14: Panthers, Raiders, Patriots, Saints
>13: Ravens, Bengals, Colts, Vikings, Buccaneers
>12: Cowboys, Jaguars, Chiefs, Chargers, Rams, Dolphins
>11: Bills
>10: Bears, Broncos
>9: Cardinals, Seahawks
>8: Eagles
>7: Jets
>4: Packers
What did they mean by this?

>>149856227
>The Washington Geriatrics

>>149856161
Top 5-8 sounds about right. Top 10 for SURE for sure.

Well?

>>149856161
>squirts is good! he just needs a loaded team!
lol lmao even

>>149856376
Smith, Collinsworth and whoever the guy with the witch face is (never watched him before but he looks annoying).

>>149856376
Big Perk, Whitlock, Portnoy

>>149856376
Colin, Chris, Romo

>>149856161
>Running QB meme
no thanks

>>149856376
Perkins
Stephen A Smith
Portaloo

What are the biggest "asterisks" in football history? What moments, achievements, or happenings are questionable in terms of their validity?

For the 2020's I'm considering pretty much all of the Chiefs' rings due to a really bizarre spike in officiating bias in the fourth quarter and what is often referred to as "high impact" moments. The Chiefs have a really bizarre win possibility trend where they overcome present odds to lurch back to Vegas odds very frequently.
Another one is Josh Allen's 2024 MVP. Most viewers seem to consider the MVP to be undeserving or illegitimate, while the media aggressively pushes Allen and his award.

Other examples in history could be the Tuck Rule game or "Was it a catch?"

These girls flag football teams suck ass. Doesn't help that the Henderson team has basically no whites.

>>149856376
Perk, Whitlock, Portnoy. No question.

>>149856488
Single season rushing yards record since The Juice did it in fewer games.

>>149856630
That's a good one, I feel the same way about TJ Watt's tied sack record. One more game AND almost all sacks came against teams with losing records.

>>149856686
Pretty much any single season record with more games is fraudulent unless they had a higher per game average.

Underrated/unknown record that more people should know about is Darren Sproles' 2,696 single season all-purpose yards record.

>>149856488
Brady

>>149856488
Mahomes

>>149856376
Wright, Perkins and Portnoy, easy

it's proven now that Shemar Stewart is a little diva bitch that never should have been drafted in the 1st round

>>149856376
Ryan Clark thrice

>>149856409
>>149856621
This is clearly the right combination.

Rams finally agreed to terms with their first pick of the 2025 draft, TE Te-Rance FerBussin

>>149856161
>system baby who can't throw

Dez is a ringless bum btw he probably rates anyone with a ring

Brady
—
|
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| <--- Montana's entire career gap (3 rings, 1 MVP, 1 all pro, 7 pro bowls)
|
—
Montana
—
|
| <--- 2 all pros, 2 PBs, 1 ring, +much better super bowl QB gap
|
—
Mahomes

Mahomes is currently Montana's entire career behind Brady. And he hasn't even passed Montana. How about he gets past Joe first.

Montana has an entire wave of diehard boomers. Combine that with redpilled zoomers and Joe remains the number 2 all time.

>>149857108
trvke

>>149857108
Agreed. People to stop trying to crown new GOATs so quickly.

>Niners haven't won a super bowl in the salary cap era
kek

>>149857323
something something before the age of 29 blah blah blah

>>149856376
Wright
Romo
Perkins

Giants are winning the NFCE

Jaxson Dart is already the best starting QB in the NFCE.
Am not taking further comments

>>149857474
Giants are my week 1 upset

>>149857108
You know ball

>>149856376
Dave Portnoy. I also remember watching a clip where he said Mac Jones was the best QB in the AFC East

>>149856488
Allen was a deserving MVP. Here are MVPs that I would change. Note that no non-QB can ever be more valuable than a top-tier QB like Peyton putting up absurd numbers.
>2021
Brady over Rodgers
Almost identical advanced efficiency metrics, with Brady doing it on much higher volume
>2012
Peyton or Brady. Near identical efficiency, Brady on slightly higher volume. Denver 13-3, Patriots 12-4. Either one winning would have been the correct option. I think this is a great co-MVP year.
>2011
Probably Brees over Rodgers. Both with historic efficiency, Rodgers slightly, slightly higher, but Brees much higher total volume. I value Brees' volume over Rodgers' 15-1 vs 13-3 edge. But It's not a robbery one way or the other. Co-MVPs perhaps? Yeah, I think this should have been co-MVPs.
>2009
Brees over Peyton.
>2006
Peyton over LT (QB > RB)
>2005
Peyton over Shaun Alexander (QB > RB)
In this objectively correct scenario the updated MVP count would be.
Peyton - 7
Brady - 5
Rodgers - 3
Brees - 2

>>149857622
Priest Holmes should have won in 2003. 2100+ total yards and 27 TDs. He even got robbed of offensive player of the year because everyone jerked it to Lewis and his 2k yards. Holmes had the better season.

>>149848155
>top row
>almost all outdoor stadiums
>nfc north dominates

>>149856488
I hate the Pats but the tuck rule play was handled correctly

>>149857488
I can see it, last year was already really close now you add on
>commies sophmore slump
>giants top tier defense

>>149857622
If you want to go back further, Randall Cunningham got absolutely fucking robbed in 1990. Joe Montana won because the 49ers had a better record, which shouldn't matter. Hell, even Warren Moon had a better season than Montana.

>>149856488
Strahan's sack of Favre

Me to that bussy

>>149857799
Holmes had a stretch where he was a pure td machine, still underrated really

>>149857869
2001-2003 is a ridiculous stretch. Averaged 1530 rushing yards, 19 rush TDs, and 658 receiving yards a season.

>>149857844
have a day off gastineau

Shit teams

>>149856488
The single season sack is bullshit since there are no stats prior to a certain year. Also, Reggie White should be the holder. 21 sacks in 12 fucking games. It took Strahan 16 games to get 22.5 and Watt 15 games. If White played those addition 4-5 games, he would have the record, and it's untouchable at that point.

>>149857840
>sackbabby

>saturday
>july
>you're here
lol

>>149857622
I disagree with a lot of your assertions, but I do agree that Brees should have gotten the edge in at least one of the years he had great numbers.

>>149857993
>somebody remembers reggie getting robbed in 1987
fucking thank you. he had 3 more during the 12 games they played called off too. he should have had 30 sacks that year and it would have 100% been untouchable, he's already a legend but it's like people forget about him in current era

>>149858094
Cunningham had more passing TDs, more total yards, almost 800 more rushing yards, and threw 50 fewer passes than Montana. Let's not forget that Montana had a far superior team on offense with Rice, Taylor, Jones, Rathman, and Craig. Who the fuck did Cunningham have? He was clearly the most VALUABLE player. You replace Montana and the 49ers still are fine. You replace Cunningham and the Eagles are absolutely fucked. Again, even Warren Moon had a better pure passing season than Montana.

>>149858204
>50 fewer passes
yeah cuz he took 50 more sacks lol

>>149858107
Yes because it's hot as balls outside, I do terribly in the heat (sun poisoning isn't fun), and I hate people.

>>149858235
real white boy summers here

>>149858233
Wrong, only 20 more sacks than Montana. The award is most VALUABLE player. Do you really believe that without Montana, the 49ers would have completely collapsed? Cunningham was the entire Eagles offense. Without him, they wouldn't have moved the ball at all. One is clearly more VALUABLE than the other. Funny you keep ignoring Warren Moon. You're clearly either a 49ers dick rider, racist, or just a retard. Which is it?

>>149858278
>goes 10-6 a couple years
wow he's cj stroud

>>149858289
Answer my question; 49ers dick rider, racist, or just a retard?

>Don't worry training camp will start soon and we'll have something to talk about!
When did this meme start? Training camp doesn't give us stuff to talk about. It's cope.

>>149851283
>Matching pink phone and coin purse: is that "queer"?!

>>149858315
Yes it does. You start to find out which rookies and new additions are gonna be immediate contributors. Also injuries start to pile up from camp onward.

>>149858489
But those are just team specific stuff. Nothing comes out of training camp that has universal appeal to all fans.

>>149855597
I will miss Chase Daniel. Honestly, kind of sad The Facility and Breakfast Ball are gone.
Good riddance to Speak, no idea who Fox was even trying to market that shit to

>>149858336
>spend $472 to watch goof turn the ball over 11 times

>>149858336
>>149858590
Yet next season they will be right back to sucking off Goff and forget that he's a playoff choker. This will continue for several years.

>[Schefter] Chiefs announced personnel staff promotions and hires that included naming Mike Bradway and Chris Shea assistant GMs.
Brett Veach is on the hotseat?

Do I really have to watch Justin Fields this season?

>>149858688
Brett Veach didn't earn his job with merit. He was put in place by Andy Reid. Everyone complained about Belichick having too much power and being the HC and GM, but Reid is doing the same thing but is using his yesman Veach as a proxy.

John Dorsey is the one who built the current Chiefs dynasty. Chiefs roster gets progressively worse whenever John Dorsey's players leave or retire.

>>149857474
>Jaxson Dart
Built like a twink. Not nearly as buff as he needs to be in that role. Typically when I look at QBs I want wide shoulders and large pecs.

>>149858204
Cunningham got his own loaded roster in Minesota, he still didn't win shit. Had Randy Moss, Chris Carter and Robert Smith at the same time and won one playoff game with them. Lost at home in the one and only conference championship game he ever made after getting outplayed by the immortal Chris Chandler. He was just not that guy. Lamar 1.0

>>149858590
>the out of state Lionsfags who already booked flights and hotels for the next week

>>149858640
Goff has as many playoff wins as Burrow does, which is also as Many as Lamar and Dak combined

>>149858977
The fuck does that have to do with his 1990 season with the Eagles? Congrats, you just made a 100% fallacious post. Next time, stay on topic.

>>149859060
cool it with the racism

>>149859060
coward

>>149859060
>Goff isn't a choker! He's better than Lamar and Dak!
So they're all chokers then?

>>149858107
>inside on 4chan in july on a saturday
yep, it shows how much of a loser i am. although it was even worse on july 4 weekend, 3 days of beautoful weather on a holiday most people spend outdoors with friends/family and i pretty much sat inside the entire time. i hate being alive. this is why i dont care about how my football team does anyway. win or lose, doesnt matter, im still a loser.

>>149859256
nta, but yes, all 3 of them are chokers. I can't wait when for when Lamar can't rely on running anymore. He'll end up like Vick, but worse.

>>149859060
Goff isn't a pure choker like Lamar, but you cannot deny that he has a tendency to implode and cost his team the game

>>149859414
Could be worse, you could be one of those retards where how their team does affects their mood. Even worse, those that get violently angry when their team loses and tries to physically fight people over it. Now those are the true losers.

>>149859466
not only do i get violently angry when my team loses, i also get violently angry when my team wins
raiders fan btw

>>149859466
My mood is dependent on how my teams do :(

>>149859466
the teams performance used to affect my mood like a decade, 15 years ago when i was in my late teens/early 20s. that was back when i hadnt completely given up on life. i still watch everyone one of my teams games, but i either get happy or disappointed for a few minutes then go back to my misery

>>149859498
You'd do well as a soccer fan/hooligan

>>149859599
Don't let it. I treat sports the same I do any other form of entertainment. The players are simply clowns/jesters, they're there to entertain and amuse me. It's why I don't give a fuck about what they do off the field, just like I don't care what actors think, do, or say IRL.

>>149859427
I know. It's just funny to defend Goff against choking allegations by comparing him to Lamar and Dak.

>>149859466
If I'm watching the Chiefs-Eagles superbowl with you guys and you start making fun of my Chiefs we're boxing. Simple as.

Are eagles fans gonna be on Epstein watch when the Chiefs pound them in the owl making the series 2-1?

>>149859095
I'm just saying that if your excuse for a guy constantly coming up short is that he needed more help, you kinda have to acknowledge that he eventually got more help and it didn't really change the outcome. When he had a WR duo just as good as Montana's (Moss is NOT better than Rice and never was but I think Carter's a little better than Taylor so it evens out) he won one whole playoff game instead of zero.

Montana got better results and more praise because he *was* better. Deal with it

>>149859710
I don't care what that they do really. I'm also not those guys who yells or gets angry at them. That's dumb. I'm just happy of they win or sad if they lose. That's it

>>149857075
>can't throw
Nice meme narrative, you casual

>>149859816
remember the last time the chiefs got ass raped in the SB? yeah, they're losing in the championship this year.

>>149857108
>ability as a QB is based entirely on ring count

I too remember being 12 years old

>>149860063
you think Jalen Hurts stays awake at night realizing he'd be tied with Mahomes in rings if he just held onto the fucking football

>>149860105
dan marino will never be a better qb than trent dilfer. get over it

>>149859825
The only time Cunningham had weapons that rivaled what Montana had is in Minnesota, and they would have won the Owl if not for a missed FG. You can't blame him for that at all.
>if your excuse for a guy constantly coming up short is that he needed more help
This is interesting, given I'd argue someone like Brees had almost an entire career where if the Saints had defensive help, he'd have won more Owls. Unlike Brady that constantly had a Top 10 defense for almost his entire career, Brees had the opposite. I still discredit John Elway because he couldn't win shit until he got a god-tier running game (with blocking that was later banned) and a top-8 defense.
>Moss is NOT better than Rice and never was
I disagree, but it's whatever.

swap brees and bradys teams their whole career and brady has 0 rings gauranteed

>gauranteed

All of Mahomes' playoff losses have been in overtime of the AFCCG or in the Super Bowl. How exactly is this supposed to be a catastrophic blemish on his resume?

>>149848057

>>149848418
massive blow for the kansas town chiefs losing three of their most impactful people on the field

>>149860195
Brady would end up staying on the Chorgers and likely succeeding where Brees and Rivers couldn't.
In this alternate timeline, he's probably called a Tomlinson/Gates babby, and probably doesn't win as many because Chargers kickers were cursed the last 2 decades.

>>149848418
It's fine, those refs made enough from gambling during those games that they're all rich as fuck.

>you now remember Skye Moore has two Super Bowl rings
lol

>>149860195
this but brady and mcnabb

>All 32 NFL player reps were on a call last night to discuss the next NFLPA executive director. It’s shaping up to be a two-man race: JC Tretter, who has majority support, and Don Davis. There’s other names, but these are the lead candidates, per sources.

Why is the NFLPA a bunch of uncle toms?

>>149860239
this

If Mahomes, Lamar, Goff, Hurts, Allen, Stafford, or Burrow had played for the Redskins last year, they'd have missed the playoffs
If Daniels had played on any of those teams, he'd make the CCG

>>149860788
Dude is an obvious 2nd round bust. They gave him a few starts and he dropped the balls. Then they put him at punt returner and he dropped the ball again. Then got injured. The GMs don't want to admit they wasted a 2nd round pick so they give them hundreds of more chances. If he was a 4th round pick his ass would have been gone.

>>149860959
Commies were in better shape than the Chiefs due to all their injuries. I'm still convinced any team in the AFC would have beaten the Eagles in the superbowl. They just have a younger brother complex against the Chiefs from 7 years of bullying so they lost to a weaker Chiefs team.

So is Marvin Harrison Jr. gonna be the WR he was made out to be? Is Kyler holding him back? Lot of things gotta click for the Cards

Imagine if Brady wasn't held back by an ACC head coach with an 83-104 record. He'd have 10 rings minimum.

Do you all have any NFL tickets? I’m going to the Eagles game at Tampa Buccs in September and my brother has season passes for Ravens. Both are right on the field. What Ravens game should I ask to be taken to?

I haven’t gone to any NFL games since I was a kid.

>>149861099
Kyler is absolutely holding him back. The Cardinals made a mistake giving that midget a contract.

Cam Ward is a bust

Cam Ward is busting

>>149857618
Belishart ruined the Big Mac Attack.

>>149861265
Home opener against Texans
Niners in week 5
Either the Bakey/Kupp reunion game

is mac jones still better than jalen hurts?

>>149862025
Hell no wtf

>>149862099
kek

>>149862099
idk, you can be a perennial bed shitter like goff or herbert and an army of analysts will die before admitting hurts is better

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU LET SHEDOOKIE SANDERS FALL TO THE 5TH ROUND YOU FUCKING CHUDCELS I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO HEINOUS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANO MODE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I'm entering my prime and I'm already forgotten...

>>149861099
Harrison has flaws he's always going to be good but not great

Mahomes fears the samurai

>>149862564
kek weeaboo faggot

>>149848732

>>149856161
>a skill position player doesn't even think about crediting the offensive line for an rushing qb or an RB being successful

lol of course not

>>149861099
>>149862483
Reminder: Xavier Worthy wasn't a primary target yet ended the season with more total TDs than Ladd and Harrison.

Imagine what his stats will look like once the Chiefs actually utilize him for a full season.

>>149857342
To be fair, they've been one play away twice. It's not like the Dallas situation where they just haven't even been close for 20+ years

>>149862564
Imma put it all on Brady rn to end it with Bill.

>>149860145
>they would have won the Owl if not for a missed FG

That FG only would have tied it. No guarantee they win in OT and even if they did there's no guarantee they win the owl either.

And if you honestly think Moss was better than Rice you're a fucking retard and it's pointless talking to you anyway.

>>149862976
He's a bust, you dope

You don't understand this 600 yard Wide Receiver is actually awesome sauce and heckin wholesome good boy

>>149857108
>>149857323
>>149857138
>>149857575
Mahomes has been to more Superbowls than Brady and Montana combined in their 20s.
>much better super bowl QB gap
We don't know how Montana would have done in 5 Superbowls in his 20s since he was too busy choking in divisional rounds where he went 3 seasons in a row of 0 TDs and 1 or more INTs in the wildcard round lol. Mahomes was going for a 3peat while he was going for a 3choke.
Mahomes is only 29 and already has more playoff wins and pass TDs than Montana.

>>149863587
Lebron will never be Jordan.

>>149863684
Mahomes is Jordan in that comparison. Both Mahomes and Jordan have the best per game stats. Lebron and Brady only have longevity stats.

>>149863587
Wins are not a QB stat

Mahomes will never be Baker Mayfield

>>149863333
Moss ran maybe 4 routes max, and he constantly took plays off. Even with that, he put up monster numbers and nobody could cover him. Rice has admitted to using stickum, which was illegal. Weird how cheating taints other players careers, but nobody cares that Rice cheated. Then there's the fact that outside of Brady, Moss had some of the worst QBs & literal whos throwing to him. Here's a short list:
>Marques Tuiasosopo
>Rusty Smith
>Spergon Wynn
>Andrew Walter
>Aaron Brooks
>Todd Bouman
Moss made Culpepper look like a top-5 QB who just so happened to suck ass once Moss was gone. Let's not fucking lie here, if Moss had Brady for the same number of years that Rice had Montana & Young, he'd have blown the fucking doors off the receiving yards & TD records.

>>149863771
>>149863783
jfc cope

are wins a coaching stat?

>>149863842
How did their playoff head-to-head go again kiwi?

>>149863861
We made him cry like a bitch in 2022.

>>149863846
Was 2019 Brady worse than 2020 Brady?

>>149863861
Sure, I guess

>>149863957
No, he just had no weapons

>>149863877
Mahomes couldn't even finish the game (KWAB) and the referees let the Chiefs get away with clear targeting by dirty Dan. Just another example of reffie favoritism

>>149863927

>>149863957
>>149864050
Brady joined a stacked team that a >black backup QB led the league in yards (5,200+ yards). Winston's turnovers made the defense look much worse than it was.

Brady went from averaging 20 TDs in the last 2 seasons with the Patriots to averaging 40 TDs on the Bucs. The bucs are so stacked even Baker is leading the lead in TDs (last 2 combined). And they're not half as good as they were when Brady was on there.

P Diddy mutthomo deserves to be run over by the booger mobile and I say this objectively

>>149864212
That might be what finally kills him. Has he even fully recovered from February yet?

>>149864212
You should be thanking the Chiefs. They defended your honor by avenging your loss against the Bills.

Booger lol

>>149863843
>if Moss had Brady

He had Brady in the super bowl and put up 65 whole yards. I'm so tired about hearing about how Moss was this unstoppable monster who got let down by his qbs when he played with the best qb you could ask for and was very stoppable when it mattered. If Moss was actually what you faggots think he is Brady has at least one more ring and a 19-0 season.

>>149864212
The Booger Mobile was dismantled, get over it.

>>149864328
Welker had frying pans for hands in big games sadly, and Stallworth turtled. The Giants were able to pressure up Moss which killed the offense in 2007.

>>149863843
BB --> Based Ballknower
>>149864328
CC --> Cringe Cazie

Brady choked, simple as.

>>149864050
so wins are not a QB stat

>>149864328
>one game
Pretty small sample size, eh?

>>149864413
And Mahomes shit his pants twice on live tv while his shitty commercials had him acting like a clown lol

>>149863587
Stop posting the same fucking thing every thread you autistic retard how are you real

Brady would never lose a Super bowl by more than one score.

>>149863927
What stolen valor you’re claiming. Raw patriotism and humility in the moment of fulfilling a life’s work is what made this man cry. Every wop in America with a fake Sopranos accent was crying, too.

>>149864328
Good job ignoring everything and the throwing in a red herring. Did Moss have Brady for 2 seasons while Rice had Montana & Young for 14 seasons. To make things fair, give Moss Brady for 12 more seasons during his prime. You either can't read or are arguing in bad faith. Which is it?

For me? It's the Bootyblasters.

>>149864328
It was a top 3 all-time defensive effort in the Super Bowl. The Giants have 2 of them. The other is Bill’s game plan against the Bills, and he caught a taste of his own medicine in the 18-1 game.

>>149856227
Packers are still the youngest team? I thought a couple others would be younger than them by now

Bootyblast this bussy

*runs over your gay QB*

>>149856227
Commies are having a big slump next season

Be very careful around this man

be very careful around this bussy

The Dengay Boners

>target acquired
>engaging thrusters
*runs over P Diddy mutthomo*
>the bussy has been thoroughly punished

>>149864530
I wouldn't have to post if you guys kept my QB's name out of your mouth. Talk about your irrelevant franchise that nobody cares about.

>>149864754
2 > 0

7 > 3

>>149864754
You started it
>>149847977

>>149864504
At least he made it to a 3rd superbowl during his 3peat, Brady got blown out by a plummer in the divisional round.
>>149864550
>of fulfilling a life’s work is what made this man cry
He got carried by his roster and OCs. He's a hype man who doesn't draw plays. Chiefs losing to this clown is a stain on our legacy.

>>149864827
>our

>>149864724
What causes a Brazilian to hate the Broncos?

>>149864774
That was carried over from the previous thread.

>>149864827
Lost in the sauce lmao

just took a huge dak prescott. feeling pretty good about my chiefs

>>149864854

>>149864912
Everyone in America knows who Jalen Hurts is. Nobody knows the name of the bum who ruined Brady's 3peat.

>>149848057
hate all you want but philly now have the best and second best super bowl rings ever

>>149864975
small dick power right here ladies and gentlemen

Never ask an Eagles fan what they thought about Jalen Hurts in college or what they said about Howie Roseman when he drafted him in the 2nd round

draft this bussy

>>149848619
how do you learn how to fall off a 20 foot ladder?

>>149864754
>my qb's name
Embarrassing

>>149865028
based

>>149864754
I try talking about my team you fucking nigger then you butt your seething ass in to yap about your dumb shit nobody cares about

>>149865147
What is your team.

>>149865028
I thought he had a lot more promise than Wentz in his mentally broken state and was satisfied they got a QB on the backburner ready to go when Wentz was gone

>>149865158
does it matter?
fuck off

>>149865158
The Eagles :)

fraudulent ring btw

>>149864489
You don't get to play 50 super bowls until the stats normalize. You get a couple chances, maybe only one. Which is why you have to make it count. That's what being clutch is. Rice was clutch as fuck in big games, Moss played okay.

That 1998 NFC championship game loss, where he had a legit 1A receiver on the other side to take the pressure off he had basically the same statline as he did in the super bowl: 6 catches, 75 yards, 1 TD. That's not terrible but it sure as fuck isn't GOAT shit. In the 2 biggest games of his career Moss was playing with good teammates on good teams and played like a regular dude having an above-average night.

Jerry Rice lit motherfuckers up in those same circumstances.
>133 yards and 2 touchdowns against the Bears in the '88 NFC Championship
>215 yards on 11 catches in super bowl XXIII
>148 yards and 3 TDs in super bowl XXIV
>149 yards and 3 touchdowns in super bowl XXIX
>a 183 yard game in the AFC wild card with the Raiders. No Montana, no Young. He was 39 years old. At 39 Randy Moss had been retired for four years

Jerry Rice is untouchable. He had everything. Peak performance, work ethic, inhuman longevity, consistency. Randy Moss would torch DB's if he had a mismatch but never came up big in the games that would have changed his legacy, and that's on him. Doesn't mean he sucks don't don't tell me he's better than the guy who statmogs and ringmogs him in every way and who came up clutch in situations where Moss didn't. If Moss was better than Rice he'd be better and he's not. Fewer catches, fewer yards, fewer TDs, infinitely fewer rings because has ZERO.....there's not a single thing he was demonstrably better than Rice at. The only argument his shills have is hypotheticals, aka shit that didn't actually happen. Shut. The fuck. Up.

>>149865193
>>149865147
>I try talking about my team you fucking nigger then you butt your seething ass in
Tell me so I'll know what super important team not to butt in on. Come on anon I need a good laugh.

@dak and dem goyz

>>149865262
Heh my boy Dakota.... he just needs more time+help

>>149865323
MORE help?

>>149864328
>>149863843
Imagine what Kelce's stats would look like if Mahomes got him when he was younger. Kelce is just one good playoff game away from erasing all of Rice's playoff records.

>>149865359
no one cares

>>149865193
it's probably a shitty team like the raiders

AYO WE DEM BOYZ

>>149864623
Jordan Love will be a prepubescent boy in a couple of seasons.

>>149865373
Built for BBC (Big Baltimore Cock)

HOL UP

>>149865352
Look..... we just need to give Dak time..he's entering his prime. Please be patient

OVER/UNDER 3 sacks for Shedeur Sanders in his 1st preseason game against the Panthers' 3rd/4th string, most of which won't even make a roster

>Playoff TDs
Kelce 20 TDs
Rice 22 TDs

>Playoff Yards
Kelce 2,078 yards
Rice 2,245 yards

It's time to start inserting Kelce into GOAT receiver discussions.

>>149865499
not even the best kelce in his family lmao

>>149865499
Kelshit plays in an easier era

>>149865503
Built for BBC (Big Bengal Cock)

Cowboys are like the 76ers of the NFL now that I think about it.

>>149865519
Rice had better QB play for most of his career. Kelce was already an old man once he got Mahomes.

>>149864848
I don't like the color orange, which is why I also hate the Sissynati Gaygals

>>149865545
Josh Harris is a terrorist. He's about to crash the Commanders with no survivors too.

>>149864568
Moss could have played more seasons with Brady but the Pats didn't want him. When New England let him go he was only 33. And why didn't they want him? Because *he* asked for a trade after New England wasn't coughing up the contract he thought he was entitled to. And then the team got traded to cut his ass later that season because he was being a crybaby in the press and not terribly producitve.

At age 33 Rice had 1848 yards and 15 touchdowns. He would go on to play 9 more years s a starter. At age 33 Moss had 393 yards and 5 touchdowns, was traded and then waived and played one more season as a backup.

Moss only got 2 years with Brady because he didn't sustain his productivity and the coaches fucking hated him because he loafed through plays, didn't block and was basically an entitled asshole. Brady didn't even throw that much of a fit when he left and that's about as scathing an indictment as there is because that dude even stood up for Coom. If Brady's willing to accept a WR needs to go it's because the dude needs to go. And every team that dealt with Moss after that felt the same. Him getting so few seasons with Brady isn't an excuse because it was his own fucking fault.

Like I said, all Mossfags have is hypotheticals.

>>149865617
>>149865503
>>149865373
there better be one for my brownies

>>149865647
Moving Thuney from guard fucked up their run game which forced them to throw, which made them predictable.
Their decision to move an elite guard to LT (where he's below average) will be studied in film rooms for the next 5 decades.

>>149865359
Anybody's career could be better if you start imagining shit. If it didn't actually happen who fucking cares

reminder Brady won an MVP directly after Moss left new england

>>149865499
Kelce is clearly one of the best TEs of all time. It’s up to what you prefer. He has had the greatest longevity playing at the level he has with perhaps Gonzalez being the regular season comp. I still think the greatest if comparing absolute peak vs peak is Gronk. He was unstoppable.

>>149865667
i know, he's already making the roster older and more expensive

>>149865683

>Sorry Terry, but Podcast P just had another knee injury

>>149865731
I'm a real ball knower, let me educate you. Brady wasn't shit until he got Moss and wasn't shit after. He had 0 MVPs or First-Team All-Pros.
>reminder Brady won an MVP directly after Moss left new england
That's what is known as a phantom season. Mahomes with Tyreek and Brady with Moss were godlike, so it completely changed the way teams covered them. In 2022 (the season after Tyreek left) teams were still terrified of the deep threat, so Mahomes sliced them to pieces short/middle range throws.
The following season in 2023, teams finally realized the Chiefs receiving corps isn't shit without Tyreek and gave zero respect to the deep shot with their cover 2 spam. And it worked.

I haven't looked at tape but I would imagine that's what happened when Moss left Brady. It's called a phantom season since the defensive coordinator is worried about ghost that no longer exists.

I'm a real bussy knower

>>149865833
my brownies and dubs, name a better duo

>>149866101
your brownies and consistent inevitable failure

>>149866103
Temujin looks like this.

>>149866134
my brownie and your bussy is also a good duo
bend over

Coach Primitive Ape

>>149866281
coward

Enigmas like Tom Brady and Jerry Rice never age. Ever notice that?

>>149865905
>He had zero MVPs
>except for the ones he won which don't count

>>149866533
He won an MVP with Moss.
Then won an MVP from the phantom season from defensive coordinators treating him as if he still had Moss.
Pay attention next time.

>>149862976
he had 100 targets for those putrid numbers he was verging on 1b tier volume, he's never open because he can't cut for shit

>DCs just forgot that New England didn't have Moss anymore bro believe me

>>149866647
We saw the same thing in 2022. Tyreek wasn't there yet teams respected the deep pass and left the middle of the field wide open which is why Mhaomes won MVP in that season.

By 2023 they finally realized Tyreek is not in the building and adjusted their coverage. Chiefs offense went to shit.

>>149866606
You know he has three, right? Or does the third one not count either?

>>149866706

>>149866727
That's the only MVP he won without the Moss effect. This isn't a Brady v Mahomes dig I'm taking at him. You could apply this same argument that Mahomes has never won an MVP without the Tyreek effect.

>He had 0 MVPs
>except the one he won that doesn't count and the other one I forgot about

>>149866727
>>149866893
I never said he didn't have a 3rd ring. I know you guys are snakes and would use any thing against me so I'm careful.

>>149866945
3rd MVP*

fuck the iggles

>>149867060

>>149864774
>You started it
That graph just compares what different QBs did in their 20s. It only compares Brady to Peyton.

>>149864530
>>149864774
Autistic people can never admit they're wrong. You're taking to a wall

A severe lack of GOAT ITT

>>149867577
I wonder how he'd do in the AFC.

>>149867402
>can never admit they're wrong
Only thing I argue is that Mahomes has the best start to a career. Based on every metric this is true, thus I can never be in a situation where I'm "wrong".

>>149858336
They have the same nose. Lions fans are taking their sisters out on dates.

QB1

>>149867916

>>149856488
>>149857622
>Allen was a deserving MVP.
By what metric?
-He didn't have the best stats, Lamar was significantly better.
-He wasn't close to having the 1 seed.
-He didn't win the head-to-head against Lamar, he lost 35-10.

The case for Lamar winning it in 2023 is that
-He beat Purdy and CMC in the head-to-head both of whom were MVP finalist
-He earned the 1 seed
-He didn't have the best stats but was close enough to Purdy.

>>149863771
you can't be serious lmfao

With training camp (for QBs and rookies) sweet darling pookie bear and savior of the kangz is back in purple for the next 205 days, 212ish for the parade

>>149868139
>Wilt Chamberlain had the per game stats and MVPs.
>Bill Russel had the rings
Michael Jordan had a combination of both and was declared the GOAT.

>Peyton Manning had the per game stats and MVPs.
>Tom Brady had the rings
Patrick Mahomes had a combination of both and will be declared the GOAT.

>Tom Brady got carried by his defense/kicker for a couple rings
>Patrick Mahomes got carried by his defense/kicker for a couple rings

>>149866945
You said he had zero. And I quote:

>>149865905
>Brady wasn't shit until he got Moss and wasn't shit after. He had 0 MVPs or First-Team All-Pros.

Even if you don't count the one *with* Moss or after him, which is already a bullshit argument, that still leaves 1. See, 3-2=1. And 1 is more than zero.

Just admit you didn't even know what the fuck you were talking about because it's blatantly obvious to everyone. You can't salvage this discussion. You revealed your ignorance and everything you've said since just makes you look like a retard who also happens to be a liar. Just stop talking for a while. Pay attention. Maybe You'll learn some things and next time you open your mouth something non-retarded might come out.

>>149868199
Mahomes is gonna hit a wall as the stronger AFCW begins to prevent him from anymore 1st seeds and a retiring Reid / Kelce put him into a coach carousel.
The window is beginning to open for a new modern GOAT to appear. I doubt Mahomes will win more than 1 more ring

>>149868324
That's true for Brady but not for Mahomes. Mahomes passer rating and stats in the last 3 postseasons is elite. He set the record of most consecutive playoff games without a turnover. Based on DVOA he had the toughest schedule in NFL history in 2023.

>>149868327
>He had 0 MVPs or First-Team All-Pros.
Anyone with decent reading comprehension knows that means I'm referring to those early season before he got Moss.

>>149868367
>stronger AFCW
They had the highest win rate against their division since the merger.

Probably should have threw some games to prevent their HCs and QBs from being fired. Now the division is stacked.

Mahomes had more Superbowl appearances than losses against his division (or was tied or some shit). That's how bad it was.

>>149868451
Mahomes won LVIII on the back of his defense and special teams. This is undeniable.
>outscored by his kicker
>played like absolute shit for 3 quarters and was only in the game because of his defense
>only touchdown in regulation was after mahomes went 3 and out and the muffed punt was recovered by his special teams

>>149868199
Brady's season high for touchdowns is the same as Mahomes

Brady's season high for yards is better than Mahomes

Brady has the record for most completions in a season.

Brady has the record for most passing yards in a super Bowl

Brady has the record for most passing touchdowns in a career

Brady has the record for most passing yards in a career

Brady has the record for most completions in a career

Brady has the record for most wins in a career

Brady has the record for most playoff wins in a career

And oh yeah, Brady has the record for most super bowl wins in a career.

Brady is not the rings guy. He's the "all the rings and all the stats guy." He's Bill Russel and Wilt Chamberlain at the same time. And part of the reason he has seven rings (more than any FRANCHISE, in case you forgot) is because he stole 2 from Mahomes. And Mahomes will never be able to live that down. because he ain't getting seven and if he has less rings and is 0-2 forever well that makes him Tom's eternal bitch, doesn't it?

It's already over. It was over before it even began. Cope, seethe and dilate but stop with the delusions already. The argument was settled after Brady dad dicked him in the super bowl

>>149868196
They have parades for jobbing in the Wild Card round?

>>149868591
>>149868324
He's #1 in every category in the playoffs and threw more pass TDs than Brady and Montana combined at that age. If he's being carried then every QB is.

Fun fact, Peyton, Brady, Rodgers all have at least one playoff game they won where they had more INTs than TDs. Mahomes has never done this, if he plays bad the team loses.

>>149868673
Those are all mostly longevity stats which further makes the case he's like Lebron. There's plenty of NBA players who have more total points than Jordan, what made Jordan unique is his per game stats which still stands today. Mahomes stat mogs Brady in per game stats at any age.

>>149868451
>I'm referring to those early season before

Again, I'm quoting your exact words:

>>149865905
>and wasn't shit after

Your original post is still up, dumbass. like, I said, all you can do no now is come off as retard AND a liar, because what you wrote was just fucking wrong. There's no edit button, although I'm sure you've been frantically searching for one. You lost. You were wrong, you talked out of your ass and got called out for it. It is what it is.

recycle soon
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>>149868591
Mahomes passer rating in that postseason was 100.3. To put that into context Brady has played over 23 postseasons and has only had a passer rating above 100 a total of 4 times. Mahomes has done it 5 times.

>>149868814
>single season and single game records are longevity stats

>>149868673
>Brady's season high for touchdowns is the same as Mahomes
It took Mahomes only one season to tie his best lol.
>Brady's season high for yards is better than Mahomes
Mahomes has the all time record for total yards which he set in 2022.
>Brady has the record for most passing yards in a super Bowl
This is more of a longevity stat since he's had more chances to set this record than anyone else.
>Brady has the record for most passing touchdowns in a career
Longevity
>Brady has the record for most passing yards in a career
Longevity, and Mahomes rate is currently mogging him
>Brady has the record for most completions in a career
Longevity
>Brady has the record for most wins in a career
Longevity. Mahomes win rate is better.
>Brady has the record for most playoff wins in a career
Longevity stat. Mahomes rate is better than Brady at similar ages.
>And oh yeah, Brady has the record for most super bowl wins in a career.
Longevity stat.

>>149868689
lel

killin it