Is it any good?

Are there any booty shots?

>>212452194 (OP)
*does t-rex roar*

>>212452194 (OP)
How did she get so hot again?

>>212452194 (OP)
It was alright, 6/10 dinoflick
Few good booty shots, best one was probably towards the end where she bends over to get a weapon or something

>>212452194 (OP)
>Is it any good?
no

>>212452194 (OP)
To her credit her tits and ass have held up quite nicely. One of the only redeeming features of the movie, if you can get past her mannish walled face

>>212452410
>held up quite nicely

>>212452410
>held up
fatty

Why are they putting elderly women in action movies

>screenshot jeet has been triggered

It sucked wouldn't recommend

The film is shit but I was not bored so I guess it is watchable.

>>212452194 (OP)
Felt like the script was just a vague plot outline scribbled on the back of a napkin 10 minutes before they started filming. No cleavage shots for ScarJo sadly

>>212452576
That's pretty much been Koep for the last 20 years desu

>>212452263
You D-Rexed me! You're a fucking Mutadon!

>>212452294
When did she ever stop being hot? Outside Marriage Story where she made herself "ugly" so she could win awards?

>>212452294
She was always perfect and no amount of MCU contrarianism is gonna change that

>>212452802
her tits were smaller

>>212452194 (OP)
Booba

Please post booty shots

She is mogging Sydney Sweeney, Hard

>>212452194 (OP)
>Are there any booty shots?
ZERO

>>212453965
lol just search scarjo pictures from 2023 to now
in the movie she's wearing a padded bra

>>212452194 (OP)

>>212452194 (OP)
These movies need more thicc meaty bitches in monster peril situations.

>>212453965
Put her in one of these movies with a T Rex trying to eat her too.

>>212452194 (OP)
it's not better than fallen kingdom or dominion so far, im about to get to the rex river scene

>>212453965
Sydney is a fridge with no hips.

>>212454300
Feed her to a T Rex then.

>>212452294
She’s half danish.

>>212454412
Don't make fun of her weight problem

>>212454039
You know I've seen Scarjo naked, right?

>>212454541
Fuck off Colin

>>212452194 (OP)
She's still so cute, bros. Gonna watch her new movie in a few days.

>>212454583
Dino chow.

>>212454583
But watch Superman after to negate any box office gain. Superman needs to win mightily.

The de-aging effects they’re using is working.

>>212454793
>omg she was so ugly before she got a nose job

>>212456222
most jews are anon. God marked them

>>212456345
Clearly being sarcastic

>>212452194 (OP)
I wanted it to not suck but, sadly it does. Scarjo is dry as fuck and it's sad, Ali does his best to sell it in every scene and he's probably the only actor that tried. The mutant dinosaurs get little to no explaination and they could easily have been replaced with normal dinosaurs for the same results. The lighting in some scenes isn't fitting for what they're going for the the storytelling / "touching moments" are handled like shit. There are parts of this i think are neat, and there are parts of this that are just wasted potential, the ending is flaccid and just kind of ends.. raptors are teased but immediately removed. The D-Rex could have been interesting as a mutated fuckup but the story kind of acts like it was "intentional" all of the in canister "mistakes" have two heads.. all of them.. it makes no sense. it sadly deserves the 5/10 it's getting.

Also i didn't mention the mexican family because i dislike every single one of them and they all deserve to die for various reasons. Sad state of a film that is somehow making money.

>>212452194 (OP)
All these cringe threads must mean this shit is bombing.

>>212452194 (OP)
Is there going to be 2 sequels to this movie?

>>212452194 (OP)
Probably the best of the 'World' movies in terms of dinosaur sequences. Needed a better script.

>>212454119
I keep seeing this posted. Does this really happen in the movie?

>plot ends up revolving around an amerimutt family
They're making Crichtons 2nd book look good at this point

>>212458074
It was a dream sequence

>>212457269
God she’s incredible

>>212452194 (OP)
she's 40 years old, anon
she's had two children

>>212458074
Obviously not

>>212452194 (OP)
I didn't pay much attention to Johansson's boobs, but there seems to be a scene where they can be seen clearly. It's also quite good compared to the standard of current films.

>>212452194 (OP)
>Are there any booty shots?
she is against the male gaze now

>>212452347
>even at 40 she's hot
collin won

>>212452194 (OP)
She's wearing a white tanktop for the first half of the movie and it's pretty distracting.

>>212457813
i just missed some ICE taking the family back

>>212459276
Need a higher-res clip of this shot

>>212459210
She bitched about it during the promotion of the Black Widow movie also and it had more ass shots than the entire rest of the Mcu combined.

ARMPIT SHOTS PLEASE?

>>212459512

>>212459476
>get a female director because muh male gaze
>more ass shots than ever and the director talks about wanting to show how sexy Scarlett is

>>212452464
>>212459295
This has serious implications with women
>average woman spending dollarinos in dresses, suits and skirts
>milf body scarjo looking hot in fit pants and white tank top

>>212459577
Very nice, she's so cute.

>>212459512
>>212459577
I meant within Rebirth?

>>212452194 (OP)
I can’t believe the Jewish guy who’s married to Margaret Quailley took her virginity

>>212459401
Seconding that request.

>>212458220
Thats so lame. It would have been cool if she mutated into a Dino at the end.
Like a scientist injects her with Dino DNA and she slowly turns into one

>>212452194 (OP)
2 out 5 stars

Felt like an amusement park thrill ride. Very thin on plot.
Not properly a "Jurassic World" film, as the former dino park plays almost no role in the events of the film.

Go see F1 instead.

>>212459210
Then why did she have so many tit shots in the first half of the film?

>>212459884
holy fuck she's beautiful here, like the epitome of hot babysitter

>when it's the uncut edition

>>212459884
Well she is Jewish as well

>>212452194 (OP)
No
Nogood

>>212457813
>dinosaur sequences
It barely had any

>>212452194 (OP)
Imagine being one of those dumb whores who BUCC'D only to see Scarlett recover from walling like a phoenix from the ashes and enter a second prime as a big saggers MILF mommy. and you know you can never attain that because you ghouled yourself in an attempt to chase temporary youth which you cant possibly keep.

Based Scarlett accepting the inevitability of hagdom and allowing it to mold her into something great. these other dumb bitches age themselves by 20 years in their 20s for no reason.

>>212452194 (OP)
wallbros..... this one got away.

>>212452347

I want to sex her so hard and I’m just 25. Is that normal or do I have a movie mommy fetish??

I’ve had it for years. I was 14 when JW came out and I remember getting a raging boner in the theater watching BDH in it. I honestly think that was the start of my mommy milkers fantasy life.

>>212459276
Goddamn My Tally-Wacker!

>>212462260
What are you talking about? The movie literally jumped from one dino boss fight to the next

>>212452464
AWOOGA MILKERS

Scarlett in this movie is pregnancy propaganda. Instead of getting bucced, women should allow their man to creampie them and give them swollen tits.

I'm only 26. Is it possible to acquire a 40 year old mother of 2 saggy booba gf at this age?

>>212462260
Just off the top of my head

>D-Rex attack 1
>Mosasaur attack 1
>Mosasaur attack 2 plus Spinos
>Spino beach attack
>T-Rex raft sequence
>Mutadon vs Raptor
>Titanosauruses sequence
>Quetzalcoatlus sequence
>Mutadon attack
>D-Rex attack 2

Plus all the little dino encounters between those sequences. It had tons of dino stuff.

Still so cute

>>212463790
Yes actually

>>212463856
>>212463893
I thank god everyday that this face came before the cheek removal propaganda generation of women

I don't get it. Is she still hot or the movie was good enough? Can you stop being a coom brain for just one minute?

>>212464117
>Is she still hot or the movie was good enough

Yes and yes.

>>212464071
>>212464042
>>212463856
>>212463790
>>212464137
>>212464192
WHY COLLIN and not me :(

>>212463790
Yes but you have to hurry for optimal mommy rp

>>212452194 (OP)
1 week nofap and mommy milkers Scarlett is challenging my will.

>>212464707

>>212464117
She’s still hot but the film is cold dog shit that you step in barefoot

>>212452347
>still hot as shit
this makes me very happy and relieved as a lapsed scajo simp

>>212463824
Most of those aren’t dinosaurs though

>>212459476
>>212459606
The director said they ahot one scene of her upon her underwear and it wasn’t overly hot we’re forced to cut it

>>212463824
>D-Rex
Not a dinosaur, random fictional mutant
>Mosasaur
Not a dinosaur
>Quetzalcoatlus
Not a dinosaur
>Mutadon
Not a dinosaur, random fictional mutant

She really did a fart joke in the nanny diaries and showed how messy girls can be in rough night

>>212463931
hot

>>212458074
Yes.

Scarjo is revealed to be D.Rex's mother

>>212462478
>>212463441
What is it about Jurassic Park movies that turn women into milf monsters?

Is there already porn of her being raped by every dinosaur in the film?

>>212466208
Dinosaurs eat men
Women inherit the earth

It was mid. I didn't hate it but I didn't love it either.

never got the hype about her. fridge body and mid face even with a nosejob

I asked A.I. to write a new Jurassic Park sequel ignoring everything after the first two films.
-----
Jurassic Earth: Chaos Theory
A New Nightmare Begins

Premise:
A decade after the San Diego Incident, the world has embraced—and lost control of—de-extinction technology. What began with dinosaurs has spiraled into a genetic free-for-all. Corporations, governments, and rogue scientists have resurrected species from every era of Earth’s history: mammoths, terror birds, giant arthropods, even long-extinct plants and microbes.

But the biosphere is collapsing under the weight of these invasive species. Ecosystems are destabilizing, food chains are unraveling, and escaped prehistoric predators stalk the edges of civilization. Meanwhile, human genetic experimentation has blurred the line between man and beast, creating abominations that defy nature.

When a radical scientific faction claims to have discovered a way to "reset" evolution—wiping out all resurrected life to save the planet—humanity is forced to ask: Is this the cure, or just another form of extinction?

Act 1: The Breaking Point
Dr. Ellie Sattler, now a leading voice in ecological preservation, investigates a series of bizarre animal attacks in the Amazon. She discovers a hyper-evolved strain of prehistoric fungus (a callback to The Lost World novel) that is mutating modern flora and fauna.

Ian Malcolm, still warning of chaos theory’s consequences, is approached by a whistleblower from BioSyn (now a leader in human hybridization experiments). He learns of Project Thanatos, a plan to unleash a genetic "kill switch" that will target all resurrected species—including the human-animal hybrids.

A new protagonist, Dr. Riya Chaudhary, a geneticist who once worked for InGen, realizes that the kill switch could also trigger a mass extinction event in modern species due to unintended gene-drive propagation.

1/2

Act 2: The New World Disorder
The team infiltrates a de-extinction zoo in Singapore, where they witness the horrific results of human hybridization: creatures with human intelligence and animal instincts, kept in cages. One of them, a Neanderthal hybrid, helps them escape, revealing that BioSyn’s true goal is not to save the world—but to replace it.

Meanwhile, prehistoric predators (now interbreeding with modern animals) run rampant. A pack of Dire Wolf-Dromeosaur hybrids hunt survivors in a ruined city, while Titanoboa specimens slither through flooded urban ruins.

Malcolm and Sattler reconnect with Dr. Alan Grant, who has been tracking a new species of dinosaur—one that shouldn’t exist—suggesting that evolution itself is being artificially accelerated.

Act 3: The Edge of Extinction
The team races to stop BioSyn from deploying the kill switch, but the Neanderthal hybrid reveals a darker truth: Humanity was never meant to play God. The hybrids are the next step—a "correction" by nature itself.

A final showdown occurs in a collapsing underground lab, where the team must choose:

Destroy the kill switch, allowing the chaos to continue until Earth’s biosphere collapses.

Activate it, wiping out every resurrected species—including the hybrids, some of whom are more human than monster.

In the end, Malcolm makes a third choice: sabotage the system to target only the most destructive species, buying time for a real solution. But as the survivors escape, they witness something even more terrifying—a new predator, neither dinosaur nor mammal, stalking the shadows. Evolution is no longer in humanity’s control.

2/2/

>>212452802
She had a fat fridgebod in Ghost in the Shell. I think that's the only movie of her's I've seen. She was fat and ugly and gross and couldn't act. Fat porky preggo pig beast.

>>212466606
>>212467780
Imagine being this gay AND retarded

Chubby mommy scarjo was on point

Scarjo threads are back

>>212468256
imagine she sit on your face while eating chilli and getting hot and sweating

>>212456222
>>212454793
she always looked like a type of cow
I can just imagine her chewing grass in a field somewhere

>>212452694
lmao

>>212469144
>104KB
You faggot

>>212469371
She is gorgeous. Probably the hottest, sexiest actress ever.

>>212469412
Retard

>>212452194 (OP)
she was supremely captivating in every scene, goddamn what a perfect mommyfu body, i am relishing the memory.

the movie itself is 6/10 tops, but i would watch for scarjo again.

Pretty jewess.

>>212452194 (OP)
I heard the first ten minutes of the film are so stupid that it makes you not want to watch the rest
What happens in the start of film ?

>>212458074

I had people keep spoiling the mid credits scene

>>212469605
>>212452294
>>212464192
nah, that's Sydney, now and forever.

>>212470922
It's just a pointless flashback to like 17 years ago where ingen scientists evacuate because the drex gets loose in the facility

>>212452194 (OP)
It's fine. They went back to solid dino island horror.
It's too bad Dominion had to fuck up so bad. With this stupid world spanning story line with the retarded locusts.
We deserved to have a few grounded mainline stories before going back to the island again.
Luckily this easy to handwave away as a temporary thing if future writers and director want to.

>>212471225
>solid dino island horror
Never at any point did I feel scarjo or glassesfag or mexican family were ever going to die.
You could cut the family out of the movie entirely and nothing would change

>>212470922
1. special lab where special people work on special genetic mutant dinosaurs
2. fat man about to work with fetal alcohol rex section can't hep eating a snickers, despite wearing a biological protection/containment suit
3. just lets wrapper fall on ground because highly sophisticated operation costing millions of dollars requiring biological containment procedures
4. snickers wrapper gets sucked into chungusaur door vent and shorts it out
5. this causes all doors everywhere to also shut down because computer system was designed by retards
6. fatso gets eaten but woman does not because she locks him in with fetal alcohol rex
7. woman: I'm soooowwwwwyyy

>>212471265
w/e nigga damn bet you're fun at parties.

>>212471429
It was a complete waste of a premise.
It should have had scientists or professionals stranded on dinosaur island and forced to find a way to survive for months.
Including putting Scarlet Johanssen in tiger or leopard print cavewoman rags.

Post more of this Jewess I must COOM.

>>212452194 (OP)
It was trash and that's an old woman. If you want to fap to Johansson just watch the stuff from when she was hot 20 years ago.

>rebirth
>nothing is born much less born again

>>212471075
Not even close. Scarlett is prettier, has a better body & ass (she's got an hourglass figure and is just really, really soft. Sid looks kind of hard & ozempicy sometimes)

>>212471784
Sydney has great tits and youth but her face is lacking. She will wall extra hard, especially given she can't act.

giant fat tits and dinosaurs

I’ll just leave this here...