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8/8/2025, 12:32:21 AM
>roll warrior on Wallcraft
>server has “realistic survival mechanics”
>food, water, sleep, humidity, bowel movements, the works
>decide to RP a giga chad berserker
>end up rolling a warrior with IBS
>apparently it's a hidden RNG trait like male pattern baldness or lactose intolerance
>DAY 2 ingame
>run out vendor food and didn't hunt food
>forced to eat raw river crab because of emergency hunger tick
>colon goes DEFCON 1
>screen shakes like I'm on a boat during a storm
>stamina bar replaced with shit pressure meter
>must now find a bush, latrine, or secluded area or suffer -50% movement speed and 20% dodge chance penalty
>get ambushed by a level 5 critter snake (has poisonous DoT you can't get rid of unless you visit a hospital)
>literally die with pants down
>remind myself of humidity mechanic on wallcraft
>humidity hits 80% in the jungle zone
>”Exhaustion” debuff kicks in
>10–25% DPS LOSS because “sword grip slips” and “helmet feels heavy”
>can’t even charge without a 5-second breath recovery delay
>raid leader kicks me from dungeon run for “too damp to tank”
at least i didnt roll on epoch
>server has “realistic survival mechanics”
>food, water, sleep, humidity, bowel movements, the works
>decide to RP a giga chad berserker
>end up rolling a warrior with IBS
>apparently it's a hidden RNG trait like male pattern baldness or lactose intolerance
>DAY 2 ingame
>run out vendor food and didn't hunt food
>forced to eat raw river crab because of emergency hunger tick
>colon goes DEFCON 1
>screen shakes like I'm on a boat during a storm
>stamina bar replaced with shit pressure meter
>must now find a bush, latrine, or secluded area or suffer -50% movement speed and 20% dodge chance penalty
>get ambushed by a level 5 critter snake (has poisonous DoT you can't get rid of unless you visit a hospital)
>literally die with pants down
>remind myself of humidity mechanic on wallcraft
>humidity hits 80% in the jungle zone
>”Exhaustion” debuff kicks in
>10–25% DPS LOSS because “sword grip slips” and “helmet feels heavy”
>can’t even charge without a 5-second breath recovery delay
>raid leader kicks me from dungeon run for “too damp to tank”
at least i didnt roll on epoch
8/6/2025, 11:20:52 PM
>roll warrior on Wallcraft
>server has “realistic survival mechanics”
>food, water, sleep, humidity, bowel movements, the works
>decide to RP a giga chad berserker
>end up rolling a warrior with IBS
>apparently it's a hidden RNG trait like male pattern baldness or lactose intolerance
>DAY 2 ingame
>run out vendor food and didn't hunt food
>forced to eat raw river crab because of emergency hunger tick
>colon goes DEFCON 1
>screen shakes like I'm on a boat during a storm
>stamina bar replaced with shit pressure meter
>must now find a bush, latrine, or secluded area or suffer -50% movement speed and 20% dodge chance penalty
>get ambushed by a level 5 critter snake (has poisonous DoT you can't get rid of unless you visit a hospital)
>literally die with pants down
>remind myself of humidity mechanic on wallcraft
>humidity hits 80% in the jungle zone
>”Exhaustion” debuff kicks in
>10–25% DPS LOSS because “sword grip slips” and “helmet feels heavy”
>can’t even charge without a 5-second breath recovery delay
>raid leader kicks me from dungeon run for “too damp to tank”
at least i didnt roll on epoch
>server has “realistic survival mechanics”
>food, water, sleep, humidity, bowel movements, the works
>decide to RP a giga chad berserker
>end up rolling a warrior with IBS
>apparently it's a hidden RNG trait like male pattern baldness or lactose intolerance
>DAY 2 ingame
>run out vendor food and didn't hunt food
>forced to eat raw river crab because of emergency hunger tick
>colon goes DEFCON 1
>screen shakes like I'm on a boat during a storm
>stamina bar replaced with shit pressure meter
>must now find a bush, latrine, or secluded area or suffer -50% movement speed and 20% dodge chance penalty
>get ambushed by a level 5 critter snake (has poisonous DoT you can't get rid of unless you visit a hospital)
>literally die with pants down
>remind myself of humidity mechanic on wallcraft
>humidity hits 80% in the jungle zone
>”Exhaustion” debuff kicks in
>10–25% DPS LOSS because “sword grip slips” and “helmet feels heavy”
>can’t even charge without a 5-second breath recovery delay
>raid leader kicks me from dungeon run for “too damp to tank”
at least i didnt roll on epoch
8/6/2025, 11:08:35 PM
>roll warrior on Wallcraft
>server has “realistic survival mechanics”
>food, water, sleep, humidity, bowel movements, the works
>decide to RP a giga chad berserker
>end up rolling a warrior with IBS
>apparently it's a hidden RNG trait like male pattern baldness or lactose intolerance
>DAY 2 ingame
>run out vendor food and didn't hunt food
>forced to eat raw river crab because of emergency hunger tick
>colon goes DEFCON 1
>screen shakes like I'm on a boat during a storm
>stamina bar replaced with shit pressure meter
>must now find a bush, latrine, or secluded area or suffer -50% movement speed and 20% dodge chance penalty
>get ambushed by a level 5 critter snake (has poisonous DoT you can't get rid of unless you visit a hospital)
>literally die with pants down
>remind myself of humidity mechanic on wallcraft
>humidity hits 80% in the jungle zone
>”Exhaustion” debuff kicks in
>10–25% DPS LOSS because “sword grip slips” and “helmet feels heavy”
>can’t even charge without a 5-second breath recovery delay
>raid leader kicks me from dungeon run for “too damp to tank”
at least i didnt roll on epoch
>server has “realistic survival mechanics”
>food, water, sleep, humidity, bowel movements, the works
>decide to RP a giga chad berserker
>end up rolling a warrior with IBS
>apparently it's a hidden RNG trait like male pattern baldness or lactose intolerance
>DAY 2 ingame
>run out vendor food and didn't hunt food
>forced to eat raw river crab because of emergency hunger tick
>colon goes DEFCON 1
>screen shakes like I'm on a boat during a storm
>stamina bar replaced with shit pressure meter
>must now find a bush, latrine, or secluded area or suffer -50% movement speed and 20% dodge chance penalty
>get ambushed by a level 5 critter snake (has poisonous DoT you can't get rid of unless you visit a hospital)
>literally die with pants down
>remind myself of humidity mechanic on wallcraft
>humidity hits 80% in the jungle zone
>”Exhaustion” debuff kicks in
>10–25% DPS LOSS because “sword grip slips” and “helmet feels heavy”
>can’t even charge without a 5-second breath recovery delay
>raid leader kicks me from dungeon run for “too damp to tank”
at least i didnt roll on epoch
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