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6/28/2025, 2:20:42 PM
>>11316079
>What was your most embarrassing moment with anal?
During one session, I decided to experiment with coconut oil. I'd been watching some of those Evil Angel scenes where they go nuts with the squirt bottles of oil and I wanted to know what it felt like (it was okay, I still prefer Xlube). I squirted quite a bit into my ass, but I douched a few times with warm water after the session so I thought I was good. Next day, I had a lunch date with a friend. I remember right before stepping out the house, feeling a fart coming on. I let it out, no biggie. Go about my day. Wasn't until later in the day when I got home and changed into comfier clothes that I saw I had a dark spot on the ass of my grey pants. Yup, coconut oil. Apparently I still had some in my system when I farted. Obviously not enough for me to feel anything wrong when I let it rip, but enough to go through my underwear and leave a ~1" circ. stain on my pants. I want to believe my friend didn't notice since they're the kind of person who would let me know if I had a booger hanging out my nose or something stuck in my teeth but fuck, I wanted to die. So I think I'm done with coconut oil forever.
>What was your most embarrassing moment with anal?
During one session, I decided to experiment with coconut oil. I'd been watching some of those Evil Angel scenes where they go nuts with the squirt bottles of oil and I wanted to know what it felt like (it was okay, I still prefer Xlube). I squirted quite a bit into my ass, but I douched a few times with warm water after the session so I thought I was good. Next day, I had a lunch date with a friend. I remember right before stepping out the house, feeling a fart coming on. I let it out, no biggie. Go about my day. Wasn't until later in the day when I got home and changed into comfier clothes that I saw I had a dark spot on the ass of my grey pants. Yup, coconut oil. Apparently I still had some in my system when I farted. Obviously not enough for me to feel anything wrong when I let it rip, but enough to go through my underwear and leave a ~1" circ. stain on my pants. I want to believe my friend didn't notice since they're the kind of person who would let me know if I had a booger hanging out my nose or something stuck in my teeth but fuck, I wanted to die. So I think I'm done with coconut oil forever.
6/9/2025, 4:20:04 AM
>>11306663
easily over 12 hours. I don't do gentle foreplay and slow riding, I think that would only be for me if I get a hismith or some other fuck machine. I need to FUCK when im horny for anal and I will bounce and ride a toy to orgasm. I probably got 16+ orgasms during that time period. Now like I said this isn't all at once. I get horny again, I slip in a big fat dildo, and I fuck it till I cum or I get the orgasm. I know I am completely tapped out when I cannot get hard anymore and I need to lay there, doing EVERYTHING I can just to even get an erection. I will have some huge ass horse dildo or some other toy about halfway or so in me, fleshlight/futa sex torso wrapped around my cock, cockring snugly behind shaft and dick, the porn that always get me to cum going nonstop, and I will be laying there like some dying man in the middle of the desert, drenched in sweat, depleted from all fluids, still trying to squeeze one last orgasm out. I am sore, joints burn, muscles are screaming at me, sweat stinging my eyes, but I just GOTTA get that last orgasm out. After who knows how long, I FINALLY get some weak dry orgasm and after that I stick a towel between my buttcheeks, lean against something while trying not to black out, drink anything I have near me, and pass out for 12+ hours. After waking up you just feel so recharged and happy with life.
Of course this is just the most extreme and hardcore sessions for me. I'm not there (yet). I kinda wanna order some pizza to round off this week lol but I also still wanna fuck my ass.
easily over 12 hours. I don't do gentle foreplay and slow riding, I think that would only be for me if I get a hismith or some other fuck machine. I need to FUCK when im horny for anal and I will bounce and ride a toy to orgasm. I probably got 16+ orgasms during that time period. Now like I said this isn't all at once. I get horny again, I slip in a big fat dildo, and I fuck it till I cum or I get the orgasm. I know I am completely tapped out when I cannot get hard anymore and I need to lay there, doing EVERYTHING I can just to even get an erection. I will have some huge ass horse dildo or some other toy about halfway or so in me, fleshlight/futa sex torso wrapped around my cock, cockring snugly behind shaft and dick, the porn that always get me to cum going nonstop, and I will be laying there like some dying man in the middle of the desert, drenched in sweat, depleted from all fluids, still trying to squeeze one last orgasm out. I am sore, joints burn, muscles are screaming at me, sweat stinging my eyes, but I just GOTTA get that last orgasm out. After who knows how long, I FINALLY get some weak dry orgasm and after that I stick a towel between my buttcheeks, lean against something while trying not to black out, drink anything I have near me, and pass out for 12+ hours. After waking up you just feel so recharged and happy with life.
Of course this is just the most extreme and hardcore sessions for me. I'm not there (yet). I kinda wanna order some pizza to round off this week lol but I also still wanna fuck my ass.
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