GIVE ME YOUR BITCHES
IMA RAPE THEM NOW!!!

Yeah, I know I'm asking for the Spongebob rollercoaster meme to get posted at me but DK's literally a Lovecraftian abomination now. What else are you supposed to call his human-like bipedal zebra form that can run on water or his ostrich form with hands? Hell, even base DK can now terraform the land. Kirby's got some new competition.

Ok I wanna fuck DK, he's hung like a literal fucking horse, plus dumb himbo energy. Rare design never made me care for him