>>714678163
>go a little too high
>lakitu fucks you up
>skip over an entire pit of lava in an obviously jank, glitchy way
>totally fine
What great game design.

>>714521824
>ywn have a daughter that you can read bedtime stories to
>ywn watch her struggle to stay awake as she eagerly listens to you
>ywn hear her say "I love you Daddy" before sleep claims her for the night
>you will always be a KHV that spends all his time on a Laotian loom weaving forum

>tfw want to have kids and pass the time chilling with then like in that pic but don't want to deal with modern women and their problems

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.