Thread 714658751

Mario Kart World finally takes skill

>>714658751 (OP)
I suppose it would take skill to play any game at 20 fps

>>714658751 (OP)
Honestly just looks pretty annoying and try hard. Its no better than COD twitch fags using that omni movement shit.

>>714658751 (OP)
>half the players using the same ugly ass kart because it's just straight up better than the others in every possible way

Legitimately boggles my mind how nintendo manchildren can take games like this seriously without a hint of self-awareness.

Just play Wipeout at that point.

Mario Kart... PRO SKATER!

>>714658751 (OP)
Ok now show me another map like this

Why does online Mario Kart cause so much autism?

>>714659462
Nintendo games don't cause autism, they attract autism. They're designed for 8 year olds but end up attracting 30 year olds with 8 year old minds.

>>714658751 (OP)
>doom eternal.webm

>>714658751 (OP)
I never liked 'tricks' in games, but this looks autistic as fuck.
You don't even have to create an opening, just do a flip from the ground up?

>>714658751 (OP)
>fagette
>fagby blooper
kys

>>714658751 (OP)
>1fps
nice console in 2025 lmao

>>714659509
Let's be honest, nobody is buying their kid a Nintendo Switch 2 and Mario Kart World now a days anyway, other than someone with a lot of disposable income while also having to spend money to support a child. And that's not going to be a 30 year old parent. The people playing this game right now are majority 30+ year old autists and childless people.

>>714658751 (OP)
>that fps

>>714658751 (OP)
That guy lost 5 years off his life from the stress of pulling that off, while I sit back in 20th place until the last lap where I overtake him with a bullet bill and golden shroom. Sorry, that's video games

>>714659840
With the exception of birthdays and Christmas gifts, of course.

>>714659207
>games like this seriously
correct. only adult games like dark souls and call of duty should be taken seriously.

>>714658751 (OP)
Grinding rails NEVER takes skill.

>>714659207
>one jewtuber makes one video saying it's apparently the best cart in city tracks thanks to time trail comparisons
>in the same video he says that every cart has a different advantage depending on the track+ground
>somehow, inexplicably, it gets turned into best cart overall
Always funny how that happens. Same shit with Waluigi+Wiggler that could be beaten as long as you played good since that would trump whatever advantage the combo had.

>>714660209
it doesn't take skill in THPS either but it's still fun

>>714660337
THPS has a balance meter. In MK you just auto grind till the end of the rail.

>>714658751 (OP)
>be me
>get switch 2 with mkw
>first week online was really fun for a casual multiplayer game
>few weeks later every match has few of these hyper autists
>everybody using meta shit
Ah it was a fun game while it lasted.

>>714658751 (OP)
This shit looks so ass LMFAO

>>714658751 (OP)
Looks like SSX3 minus the points and boost meter.

>>714660426
First time playing MK?

>>714660417
This, that's why I can never take serious when Tendies say this is like THPS

>>714658751 (OP)
I play Mario Kart 8 on Switch 1 with my 3 sons ages 7, 5, and almost 4.

>>714658751 (OP)
cool argument
however i have broken items

>>714660426
>brand new multi-player game stops being fun after everyone starts being metafaggots
Natural progression unfortunately

>better game
>more content
>free

>>714660616
>Sandy Hills to Koopa Troopa Beach.
Who at Nintendo thought this 5 fucking lap intermission that takes a good 5+ minutes of holding A and literally doing nothing else, that then ends when the bagger mashes their mushrooms and wins in the 5th lap was a good idea of a course? Though I could say that for pretty much all the intermission courses. It's like they wanted to do Mt Wario, but they didn't learn why people actually liked Mt Wario.

>>714659891
The vid was probably taken with the switch 2s capture feature. All the clips from it are at 30fps but the game runs at 60fps. Either you've never touched the game or your just retarded. Obvious disinformation and/or oblivious criticism like yours is what makes this board unusable

>>714660984
or I do have the game and I never used the capture feature?

>>714660616
Wtf is this?
Enormously long drive from A to B and then a one puny lap around the track?

>NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE BETTER THAN ME NOOOOOOO THIS IS A CASUAL GAME YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD
pathetic

>>714661048
Point is, you be talking shit but don't know nothin lol

>>714660426
>>714660630
it's honestly nintendos fault, they poorly balanced mkw the worst of any mario kart since funky kong wii. baby blooper is so completely overpowered nothing compares to it, it's minmaxed to hell
and characters hidden stats are more relevant than ever. leading to only toadette and nabbit being worthwhile in midweight for example.

i just hope they bother balancing/updating the game outside DLC patches

this game is too hard
it's impossible to win a race
playing it just makes me really upset

>>714661103
First you say it's a party game and for children and now you say playing competively is important, so which is it?

>>714661076
Yeah idk if you've been living under a rock but that's the biggest legitimate beef with this game. If you play more than one race at a time, the first race will be 3 laps, then every following race will be
>lap 1: drive away from track you were just on
>lap 2: approach next track
>lap 3: drive one lap on the actual track

This is true for Grand Prix and Online racing. Knockout tour was designed to be a highway marathon, but Nintendo went full Nintarded and made EVERY game mode like that. The only way to get 3 laps on every track is local VS or private online rooms.

>>714661172
character wise -1 road speed doesn't make much of a difference so play whatever you want

>>714661172
>the most average kart possible
>bad offroad and water
How is this minmaxed

>>714661360
Almost none of the tracks are off road and water

>>714661275
>First you say it's a party game and for children
I never said that

>>714661402
Some of the hardest tracks are water based, and offroad is necessary for non-mushroom shortcuts which is the only real way to maintain a lead.

>>714661360
basically all the tracks are classed as road, even ones that are dirt roads or whatever. there's a couple offroad but it's usually in intermissions, and there's practically no water sections. the fastest way to water travel is to avoid it if at all possible anyway

basically they fucked over 2/3 of the character roster having useless hidden stats. if 90% of the game was going to be road then road shouldn't have been a unique speciality
>>714661612
water tracks are all about avoiding water, taking the top path on shipyard and the corner shortcuts on cheep cheep falls. and you want high MT for water tracks too due to all the tricks off the waves, making all these heavier water characters like piana/waluigi/chuck/cata/roselina even worse at the niche
offroad doesn't provide nearly enough benefit doing that over the on road speed. even the wall ride on dk pass just takes the off road penalty than opting for off road speed

Isn't everyone using the same character and car kind of boring?

>>714662695
Yeah, that's why there's complaints about it
Wish cosmetics weren't stat reliant. Who cares if people minmax meta then, at least visually you'll see people playing their favs now

>>714658751 (OP)
Now show the part where bagging players win the race at the very last moment after doing jack shit for the entire race because that's the meta

>>714660630
this
every mp game will go to shit and a vocal minority will still complain about every mechanic that tries to reduce the skill ceiling.
Might be the reason racing games are dying, because its impossible to win against try-hard metafags. At least in a shooter you still get lucky kills against someone who is better than you.

I consider buying a Switch2 for Kirby AirRide because I know this game will become unplayable after two weeks, but I don't really want to buy a S2 yet.

>>714661076
that's mario kart world baby

players found a trick to choose standard 3 lap races, but nintendo patched it. 5 minute long straight lines are mandatory

>>714661172
Name one reason bowser on a junkyard hog isn't broken?

>>714658751 (OP)
Kek literally 0 drifting, what a shit game, and the fact thaty you can never just reliqbly play the maps instead have to suffer a straight line drag simulator is so pathetic I barely find words for it.

>>714659896
Wario Stadium is a frontrunning track.

>>714662695
The funny thing is you absolutely don't need to care about stats unless you're competing against the top 0.1% of players. They're just following what everyone else is doing.

>>714663928
>drifting
that takes no skill

>>714660271
Got his ass

>>714660868
for me, it's using a drift boost mid-air to go down a slope

>>714658751 (OP)
i've seen this railslop line 100 times already. If all you have to do is parrot a racing line you see on youtube then it doesn't take skill

>>714660868
This game would genuinely be amazing if it wasn't such a bitch to learn, even compared to SRB2K there's so many more mechanics. Trying to introduce people to this is like pulling teeth.

>>714661103
>look I'm playing this game for 3weeks now non-stop, so I have all the right to be better than you and make the game as unfun as possible for anyone who joined later because they never catch up
good for you, I'm not buying the game then

I only win if I use Toad in the Pipe Frame
I think it makes my brain think I'm playing Mario Kart 64, a game that I am better at

>>714658751 (OP)
why is this webm like 10 fps?
fucking retard

>>714661294
Funky's +4 speed in Wii matters, no matter how small of a boost it is

>>714659207
If a game has a win condition, people will try to get it.

>>714660984
>the game runs at 60fps
This is still acceptable to tendies?

>>714664684
>Trying to introduce people to this is like pulling teeth.
gatekeeping is good

Welcome home tendiebros

>>714665156
what I'd give for a PC port

>>714665156
I'd play this if it had players

>>714664934
Why wouldn't it be? The Switch 1 could barely do 30 on most games

>>714665463
Because they advertised the console with a 120 Hz screen.

>>714665514
They also said it supports HDR in handheld mode but it's hardly noticeable. IMO the S2 is what the S1 should have been to begin with

>>714660868
>Overdesigned gimmickslop
>”better”

>>714658751 (OP)
So this game is already ruined by metafaggots? I only played it for its launch week, it was fun, but I guess if I go back to it it already will be ruined.
This is why online games are the definition of nofun.

>>714664512
Bullshit. Maybe if you are terminally online and can drift perfect lines, but among normal people the best drifter always won. Its the core principle of mario ksrt and its fun. Remembering where rails are hand basically not having to do any mobement on them is pathetic ridiculous shit gameplay.

>>714660868
>The literal DoA game that had less than 100 players within a month
>Has dogshit item balance that allows for extreme bagging and track skips than MKW and 8DX combined
>Doesn't know how to make a basic tutorial correctly. Said tutorial includes mechanics that don't even show up in actual races and doesn't talk about mechanics that do show in races
>Copy pastes mechanics from games in other genres without trying to adapt them to a kart racer
>Had such a catastrophic reception the majority of the dev team jumped ship
>Is so completely dead that you can't even make threads for it and have to regularly come to MKW threads to shill it and talk about how much "fun" you're having
KWAB

>>714660426
The curse of every online game

>>714658751 (OP)
it doesn't even look like a Mario Kart game anymore...

>>714664934
>moving the goalpost

>>714660964
Any route that ends on Mario Circuit 1, 2, 3, Koopa Troopa Beach, and Peach Stadium 1 should at least have a few laps before ending. They're too short to end a race on.

>>714662695
Yeah but that's been a problem with meta fags since Wii.

>>714658751 (OP)
>toadette
>bloober
lol

>>714667939
>Picked the baby blooper day one because I thought it was a funny looking car.
>Now it's the fucking meta and I look like a chump whenever I pick it.
Fucking sweats man.

Been using Rosalina since Wii and I won’t stop

>>714665156
Man, I no lifed the fuck out of this game years ago, never got that good at it but was at least decent, probably would be rusty as fuck now.

>>714658751 (OP)
SO HERE I AM

>>714660271
NO
FUN
ARROWED

>>714667883
>only 8 rallies

>>714660295
>>if you can play well you can beat it
>what if they play well too?

>>714660271
>not so fast

>>714665156
NF looks like such dogshit
When the PS1 version gets decomped I'll play the fuck out of that online

>>714658751 (OP)
>racing involves flipping around for no reason
oh good! that's what racing is all about!

>>714670146
kart racers are boring by default because the base driving takes no skill, so they need to add all sorts of bells and whistles like items and tricks to keep the players entertained

>>714665620
>IMO the S2 is what the S1 should have been to begin with
An underpowered console with an LCD screen?

>>714658751 (OP)
>do 2 laps of this schizo speedrunning bullshit
>get blueshell's before the finish line and lose

>>714665620
This is what the Switch 1 should have been to begin with. Unacceptable in 2017 to have an LCD screen when the Vita had one in 2011. The Ethernet port in the dock is a great addition too that should've been there day 1.
To not have one in 2025 on the Switch 2 is downright criminal.

>>714670146
You can almost hear the BING BING WAHOO!!! while watching.

>>714658751 (OP)
>racing game
>best way to play is to jump from shortcut to shortcut,maybe using 10% of the actual track
this is retarded. it's memorization, not skill.

>>714659509
I don't see 8 year olds doing this sort of mobility shit, they're more likely to be the ones who have smart steering switched on.

>>714660426
>be me
Who else are you gonna be?

>>714660271
This is worse. Especially since in world getting lakitu'd loses your items.

>>714658751 (OP)
What the fuck am I watching? Mario kart or a Tony hawk Speedrun?

>>714674085
I've seen lots of webms and it's completely arbitrary when you get lakitu'd pretty not straight if you ask me

If wall rides and rails are faster than driving on the track, then wall rides and rails ARE the track.

Tony Hawk's Pro Karter

>>714663910
Acceleration isn't a dumpstat.

>>714674463
That's what I'm saying. The entire track can't be the shortcut. Online is going to be completely unplayable in a couple months it's going to be speed trannies vs 8 year olds

>>714659297
The good Wipeouts punish wall bouncing and require you to know how to use your thrusters properly to slide and take corners, and items arent RNG on top of having no real lock on so they actually take skill to use which most of the retards who play this game dont like.

>>714670405
I don't mind the LCD screen. The fucking thing is already expensive enough. An OLED screen would push it to a level even tendies couldn't afford it

Rosalina should always be on a bike with her huge ass in the skintight suit. post gameplay.

>>714674085
based lakitu brought you back to land quicker instead of wasting time stuck in the air

>>714675527
We both know the reason it doesn't have an OLED is so they can sell a v2 of the console with an OLED screen and call that an upgrade without having to put any effort into redesigning the console.

>>714658751 (OP)
lmao why is there such a lagspike at the start?
is that game coming apart at the seams or something?

>>714675753
this but in always mega mushroom state

>>714677256
Oh I don't doubt it at all. Nintendo is jewish like that. I play docked more than handheld so I won't buy any new models. If they do a Pro version, which they refused to do for the S1, then I'll feel like a retard for buying the S2

>>714664684
Apparently the upcoming 2.4 update is reworking a few mechanics (mostly related to item balance) and completely overhauling the tutorial system. (The only "mandatory" tutorial now is a shortened, rewritten version of the initial controls tutorial, and everything after that was redone as a series of unlockables that go more properly in-depth about the mechanics)

>>714658751 (OP)
The non-stop retarded flipping to make it look more interesting than it actually is is way too obvious in all these clips. Basically the equivalent of those fps webms spazzing out the camera.

>>714677678
You actually get a speed boost when you land either on the ground or a rail after doing tricks and it allows you to change your position when doing it multiple times in the air.

>>714661076
Yep. Nintendo are real masters of their craft these days, they totally know what they're doing and haven't just become a soulless shell of their former selves milking nostalgia addled adults for all they're worth.

>there are people in this thread that think that this doesn't take peak skill
The average Starcraft pro doesn't have the apm to pull this off

>>714678163
>peak skill
>doing the easy version of the SC

>>714660868
>has impact frames that stop your kart dead in its tracks whenever you get hit or you hit someone

WHY?

>>714678163
>go a little too high
>lakitu fucks you up
>skip over an entire pit of lava in an obviously jank, glitchy way
>totally fine
What great game design.

>>714678163
>mashing the jump button
>skill

>>714678361
I've seen one where you get lakitud for literally driving through the grass to avoid a corner shits completely nonsensical

>>714674849
I know you never played it but this game has elo based matchmaking anon

>>714677993
I figured there must be some benefit to it, but it makes them all look obnoxious.

>>714679020
But it happens WHEN I HIT SOMEONE AS WELL! IT SLOWS ME DOWN! IT MAKES NO SENSE TO HAVE THIS IN A KART RACER! THEY ONLY ADDED IT IN JUST BECAUSE THEY SAW IT IN ANIME AND FIGHTING GAMES AND THOUGHT IT WAS COOL!!

Remember back in the days when people were crying that MKDS players were sweaty try hards for infinite frame perfect snaking?
How do you feel now?

Excuse me but why the fuck is
>>714678163
So smooth while
>>714658751 (OP)
Is so choppy? Why is /v/ always this fucking disingenuous?
>>714658824

>>714658751 (OP)
that looks cool but how come when I do it I go slower than just playing the track normally?

>>714679710
calm down dude, it's just some silly game

>>714679940
webm encoding to meet the 4mb limit on 4chan is a game of trade-offs. Depending on the image complexity of the source video, and the targeted resolution and image quality of the output video, it sometimes requires a reduction in framerate in order for the video to not look like shit. You can also try to maintain the framerate and reduce the resolution even further, or target a lower bitrate, but that can turn the video into a pixelated mess.

>>714679835
I broke one of my DS's doing that back then

>>714679968
Race the world record ghost in TT and see how they do it.

which combo should i main
rock on the rob or goom on the bloob

>>714679968
probably staying in the air too long/not tricking on the rails enough

>>714658751 (OP)
What the fuck is this gay shit? Tony Hawk's pro Merry-Oh Kart.

>>714660426
I've noticed this trend happening back in my Xbox 360 days. I've been on that side before too where I would rush to get good and only do the things to try winning all the time. Now I don't get enjoyment out of that anymore. I've spent a lot of time over the years building up a friend group to be able to play any game and just turn ourselves off from the rest of the internet and their discovers. It got a lot more fun for me. Hopefully more people out there discover their maximum enjoyment.

Although I will say for CCGs I'm still a sucker for those and have to play them in the first 2 weeks before everyone starts playing the same decks over and over.

>>714665156
>No PC port.
>When loading a track the game loads the entire game's assets and dumps what isn't used for the track instead of just loading what the track uses leading to massive loading times.

>>714658751 (OP)
That is so utterly not Mario Kart I almost feel like I have to invent a new subgenre to describe it.

>>714679835
They were faggots then and they're faggots now, but it's Nintendo's fault for not QCing the tolerances on shit like that.

>>714685874
maybe this is why the devs got sent to the cod mines

>>714678163
Man how long is it going to take to do something like this reliably god I suck at this game

>>714682523
ROB, because he's my favorite character in every game he's playable.

>>714658751 (OP)
The only people taking this seriously is seething third worlders or cringe zoomers. Mario Kart is not meant to be competitive. Its meant to be fun. And it is fun. I only play knock out tour and aside from some oppressive items (mushroom, lightning), its great.

>>714675527
It's not a cheap LCD, it's a fancy-ass VRR one, a regular OLED probably would've been cheaper (and had a better battery life).
I'm pretty sure the Switch 2 is one of the only "handhelds" with a VRR screen (THE only?), that's usually shit reserved for gaming monitors.

>>714686392
Filtered

>>714679835
I remember when people feverishly defended 8 for being a nofunallowed slog by calling past MK games autism fests. >>714660271
Now that 8's not the newest anymore and World brought back tech, people rightfully shit on it for being garbage.

>>714678287
Your momentum is preserved after the hitstop, cases where the hitstop itself causes issues are incredibly rare, and there's SDI when you're being hit, so it serves an actual gameplay function

>>714678163
>mario kart plays like a sonic game
>the newest sonic kart watered down all its unique mechanics to be more like mario kart
lol

>>714688208
If anything people shit on 8 for being the newest and are now acknowledging what it has over world.

Really hope the separate the online soon

>>714689160
For all of world’s problems, it sti”l looks better than crossworlds

>>714689160
>>the newest sonic kart watered down all its unique mechanics
such as?

>>714688208
Welcome to /v/

>>714689160
game isn't out and you're speaking like you had hands on experience with the final product, how do you expect anyone to take you seriously?

>>714658751 (OP)
This looks fun.
Too fucking bad Nintendo wants you to play on the actual well designed tracks that are considered the best parts by majority of people, and instead want you to play their Desert Bus maps.

>>714691980
CrossWorlds doesn't have the midair flipping in place of tricks being mapped to the left stick and you can just spam it a bit more. Otherwise it's more like the Mario Kart arcade cabinets than the previous Sonic racers while retaining things from the last couple games like switch drifting, I don't know what people on here are talking about other than "it isn't 1:1 All Stars Racing Transformed gameplay so it's gonna suck"

>>714658751 (OP)
I'm getting CrossWorlds instead

>>714664607
Triangle Dash is such a fucking fun mechanic.