>>528691114
>Mushroom

I have an irrational (rational) fear of Mushrooms because of the fact you have the ultra-mega orgasm mushroom that gives you an anime MILF upon consumption, and then you have the shit-yourself-until-you-die mushroom that looks fucking identical.

Also dislike the texture and taste. Felt betrayal when I bit into what I thought was a chicken nugget only to realise it was a breaded mushroom.

>>5000243
>mfw the pet cheetah drank my fuckin' coke