>waiting outside the local indian mart for my special cigarettes
>old lady waiting too
>just wants to use the ATM
>tells me she lives alone
>5:58
>"can u drive me to glassboro to use the atm, ill pay for gas"
>10 bucks
>kinda need the gas money but not falling for her charm
>tell her she doesn't really know me, suggest uber
>"oh i don't use uber"
>indian man shows up
>get my cigarettes
>look up silver alerts near me while i smoke
boomers can't even wait two minutes before they wander off

>waiting outside the local indian mart for my special cigarettes
>old lady waiting too
>tells me she doesn't use uber just wants to use the ATM
>tells me she lives alone
>5:58
>"can u drive me to glassboro to use the atm, ill pay for gas"
>10 bucks
>kinda need the gas money but not falling for her charm
>tell her she doesn't really know me, suggest uber
>"oh i don't use uber"
>indian man shows up
>get my cigarettes
>look up silver alerts near me while i smoke
ducking boomers man

Bf is high on acid and has his vibrating plug in and is all tied up
I left to grab some dinner and as I was leaving he said "every moment feels like an orgasm"
I wish I could be on acid too but someone has to be responsible

>fun melee options 95% of players never bother using
>clicky and clacky guns
>plumes of smoke and chunks of debris everywhere the second bullets start flying
>bad guys who ragdoll like crazy and scream bloody murder as they die
>slo-mo meter

That's all it takes to make a fantastic FPS campaign. It's really that simple.