it's inconceivable that a foid would ever browse /cum/ given the typical subject matter that is discussed:

>shidding
>cumming
>farding
>trannies
>holocaust
>racism
>religion
>anime
>memes

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give the washroom key to the filthiest hobo you can find and tell him it's his new apartment

anything else that would be wacky would be very illegal, like stealing gas. maybe mix up the flavours in the Slushee machine to upset future patrons