gud murnin

Gooning!
Beating your dick all day!
all the ebins to goon to and I'm feeling a-okay!
smell like shit but who cares anyway~
Cum!
Makes you feel good and eepy
But having a snacky recharges you
And you feel okay!
Cock!
Stroking it all day!
Nerve endings and dopamine receptors fried
but that is okay!
Plapping
All the femras
Except femroe because they're all ogres
thicc modders come my way!
Sex
I will never have it but that's okay
Because I have ffxiv
and all the bad feelings go away~
Raping!
Oh yes nothing better than this
We love this! Never let anyone tell you otherwise
Because it's all fiction at the end of the day~

That's the Final Fantasy that you play!
That's the Final Fantasy that you play!

>>715587653
no I want ACTUAL horses