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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I accidentally drank some piss I know I'm too old to be peeing in cups but I'm incredibly lazy and it was next to a beer so I got confused

The good news is I drink so much my piss tastes like water it isn't salty. Yeah I just typed that sue me

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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I don't judge you for fucking dolls so don't admonish me for not wanting to fuck one

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

We are about to live in an era that will be remembered thousands of years from now. What comes in the next 15 years will completely change everyones lives forever. Wherever you think you will be in 15 years I can promise you wont happen, you are going down a path you wouldn't have ever thought would happen in your entire life. WW3 will happen. At least 20 major cities will be completely nuked. All of this could be avoided if people just gave a shit even a little but no one cares so it'll just happen and you will likely die as a result/spend the rest of your life contributing to the repair/or being enslaved by the ones you thought would never enslave you.

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