Anon, I'm 40 years old and I've never even held a hockey stick.
But your job is to turn me into a professional hockey player.
We'll train day and night, we'll lie about my age, and you'll get me signed.

>it's impossible, anon
Make it happen. I'll be the first athlete in the world who started when others retired.

>why
Hockey is a way for a man to go to war. To me, ice hockey is about war. There's nothing else like it.

>your phone has AI, the cpu has AI, the camera has AI
>windows has copilot
>web browser has Firefox AI
>search engine has AI
>it's Windows paperclip assistant all over again but on steroids and you cant escape it

I used to like AI and think it was some cool new nerd thing. Now I hate it.
AI is for retarded normies who need some kind of retard assistant to do everything for them, like THINK for them.

Can you get ripped just by eating candy and working out super hard?
I'm currently testing this "eat big" theory.

People think "junk food" is unhealthy, but it's a bit different if you actually utilize the calories. I mean of course fat can still clog up your veins and shit.
But I legit claim that eating candy is fuel for your muscles. When I go to the store and see candy, I don't even think "candy" anymore, I call it fuel.
There's a ton of useful energy in this small and easily consumable form, and I wanna see if your body can actually use that energy to build proteins and amino acids.
I'm going to eat nothing but winegums and chocolate for a month and work out and see what happens.