When the siege rework shit comes, people are unironically going to whine that storming settlements is too hard without arse ladders and/or they'll complain that a defensive fortress whose goal is to be difficult to assail is difficult to assail.

Lex Offender
Take your breath away
Despite being 13% (or Despite for short)
NotQuiteDredd
XL Pibble Princess

I am struggling for names