Why the fuck won't my body just let go of the fact I smoked weed a few days in a row?
Holy shit, stop making my throat swell up and hurt because if you don't stop I'll keep nuking you with oxycodone until you shut the fuck up and let me be alive without pain.

that guy should just date women instead (if he's attracted to them), I'm doing the opposite (technically "bi" but dates men exclusively) and I'm having the time of my life, why stress over it?