So, what's your own schizo theory that you'd like to share with the world?

>Berdly will be the first Lightener (that isn't Carol) to find out about the soul
>Not for any good or rational reason, mind you
>Because Kris is acting more like a 'hot-seat gamer than a true gamer'
>He makes dozens of logical leaps, all completely incorrect, but still figured it out with perfect accuracy
>Now he wants you the soul out of Kris so he's smarter than him, again

GUYS!
I'VE GOT IT!

We haven't seen Papyrus because Roulx is in the game!
THEY ARE SHARING THE SAME SINGLE BRAIN CELL!
Papyrus is stuck in his house, comatose!
THAT'S WHY SANS SAID WE CAN'T SEE HIM! ROULX IS IN PLAY!