opening Powershell at work and feeling my soul escape my body (it is ascending higher to to battle on the astral plane with whatever boomer "DBA" designed our AD forest)

i got a phone screen to work at a defence contractor and am fully intending on lying about how many electronic devices i've built. but is it really "lying" that hard if i say i've done proper padhacking when really i just soldered lines to the test pads of a 360 controller and hit it with a multimeter to check continuity instead of carrying on soldering actual buttons in (to my credit, the solder joints were good; wiggling them to test strength, the test pad came off before my joints did)