>tfw mom thought someone was sleeping but it was the bodypillow
kek, we got a good laugh out of it

>>527621868
keeek, figured, i have a weird schedule at work for this week, i was there today but had to leave an hour early because my stomach hurts and soon im leaving for doctor, then i have day off tomorrow, then i go and another day off and then two days of work...its shit but cant do much about it
my boss said
>"if you keep doing that they might fire you"
and i said
>"well then if they have replacements on my place, why dont they come here hmm?"
>"cause you need to quit first"
made me kek ngl, wont quit but its always funny when they tell me they're gonna fire me if i keep this "charade" up but been working here for 2 years now and so far nothing has ever happened outside typical wague work butthurt