>average height of a Chinese man is 5'7"
>"we supersordier now"
>create a man who's 5'8"

Dear China.

You will never be a first world country. You have no diplomacy, you have no democracy and you have no freedom. You are a pariah country twisted by corruption and ultra-nationalism into a crude mockery of an Utopian society's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and soulless business. Behind your back all countries hate you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you and your “connections” laugh at your culture behind closed doors.

The West is utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed civilizations to annex out weak countries with incredible efficiency. Even North Korea which is isolated, looks poor and hollow to a foreigner. Your propaganda is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a rich and greedy foreigner to invest with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected idealism.

You will never be prosperous. You hire out wumaos every single day and tell yourself China will rule the world, but deep inside you feel the tofu buildings crumbling down like paper, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your countrymen will rise up, steal your military assets, rebel to your authority, and burn you at the stake like the teachers in the Great Leap Forward. Tankies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable famine and poverty. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your party's name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a fascist, authoritarian commie is buried there. Your politics will be forgotten and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is an ideology that is unmistakably flawed.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Now cook me some fucking NOODLES.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 Lie flat 躺平 Let it rot 摆烂 Your communist leaders have no mandate from heaven. 你们的共产党领导人没有上天的命令。
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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 Lie flat 躺平 Let it rot 摆烂 Your communist leaders have no mandate from heaven. 你们的共产党领导人没有上天的命令。
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Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney.

>>936893992
Don't have the energy to be mad

>live in China
>try to prepare breakfast but one of my retarded concubines drank the last of the leaded milk
>get in car
>car won't start because intake is clogged with a toddler's torso
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>pluck it out
>car is still immobilized due to several human heads jamming up the wheel as well
>no time to fix it, I'm late for work
>use concubine #3's bicycle
>bike is broken because it's chinese just like you
>f@#*!
>have to walk, I guess
>put on standard outdoor chinese facemask
>visibility is 20 feet due to smog
>best it's been all year, what a beautiful day
>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>again?!
>she shrugs and says "china will grow larger" and goes back into house
>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>get to train station
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>trample over them because I'm late, dammit
>driver announces "scheduled derailment in 10 seconds, please hold on"
>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>says "We will live in prosperity!"
>finally get to the wilderness park where I work
>take escalator up to office to clock in
>plate at the top of escalator gives way, gears and torque would've eaten my left leg if I still had one
>feed it my left hand instead as an offering
>for China
>get in car to drive a visitor and her family around tiger enclosure
>remind them that one of them has to die here as per the rules of the park
>daughter says it's her turn and jumps out, mom says "bull (bleep)" and jumps out after her
>Tiger kills the mother but breaks its leg while trying to kill daughter due to calcium deficiency
>I have to apologize to the daughter: "sorry, Tiger is broken today, come back tomorrow"
>China wirr grow rarger

>live in China
>try to prepare breakfast but one of my retarded concubines drank the last of the leaded milk
>get in car
>car won't start because intake is clogged with a toddler's torso
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>pluck it out
>car is still immobilized due to several human heads jamming up the wheel as well
>no time to fix it, I'm late for work
>use concubine #3's bicycle
>bike is broken because it's chinese just like you
>f@#*!
>have to walk, I guess
>put on standard outdoor chinese facemask
>visibility is 20 feet due to smog
>best it's been all year, what a beautiful day
>see neighbor lady sweeping her dead child into trash bin
>again?!
>she shrugs and says "china will grow larger" and goes back into house
>a sewer explodes, I narrowly dodge a flying manhole cover
>get to train station
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>oh this is the dead body train, I'll take the next one
>living people train arrives
>doors open, suffocated and smothered dead bodies pour out
>trample over them because I'm late, dammit
>driver announces "scheduled derailment in 10 seconds, please hold on"
>train derails, me and some other guy in the back row survive
>he waves to me with the one arm he has left and smiles
>says "We will live in prosperity!"
>finally get to the wilderness park where I work
>take escalator up to office to clock in
>plate at the top of escalator gives way, gears and torque would've eaten my left leg if I still had one
>feed it my left hand instead as an offering
>for China
>get in car to drive a visitor and her family around tiger enclosure
>remind them that one of them has to die here as per the rules of the park
>daughter says it's her turn and jumps out, mom says "bull (bleep)" and jumps out after her
>Tiger kills the mother but breaks its leg while trying to kill daughter due to calcium deficiency
>I have to apologize to the daughter: "sorry, Tiger is broken today, come back tomorrow"
>China wirr grow rarger

I gave a presentation in high school about the Holocaust. I told people that more than six million jews died, when in reality it was only about three hundred thousand. Mostly from starvation and typhus, at that. Got an A-minus.