A son of a cartel family got killed by another cartel, so his mom now play in her dead son's minecraft server for a week straight without eating or sleeping out of grieve. Then the father joined the server and build an obsidian tower around the mom's character (she doesn't have diamond pickaxe) to get her to leave. Meanwhile the eldest daughter log in with creative mode on and spawn mobs everywhere.
This should be the version that OP can understand.

>>712919813
33 devs never smell their own fart like Kojimbob

>>712460390
>sinking ship
>Konami has been having "best profit ever" multiple years in a row