Give it to me straight bros. How long until r34 and sadpanda are gone

>be kid
>be pressured by girls to do perverted things and “be a man”
>be conservative in nature and do things that I enjoy
>grow up
>realize those little girls were trying to sleep with grown men and teens alike
What the hell

I just found out that the point of going to bars and clubs is not to get wasted but to get tipsy in order to be more sociable and to bring a girl home.

There are people over the age of 30 with less than 10k to their name