Imagine gaining eternal life as part of God after being digested by him. There is no longer Jew or Greek; there is no longer slave or free, for you are all one in God's tummy. And it turns out that Christianity has been a Lovcraftian cosmic horror cult and God has been Cthulhu this whole time.

>>713751431
because schadenfreude is a great feeling to get when it's the only thing you can feasibly do to make one of the biggest FAGs on the internet know this is HIS fault.

Also, every signature gets us closer to the tipping point- where the closer it gets to the goal, the more people are willing to sign.

>>40541791
Any idiot knows aliens made people from niggers. All cultures of the earth talk about sky gods for a reason