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7/18/2025, 10:58:06 PM
>>937280101
Let's get down to business here. You're trying to pass off this ridiculous, clichéd story as some kind of deep, dark secret. Newsflash, buddy: it's been done before, and done better. Your "confession" reads like a bad parody of every edgy, try-hard teenager's fantasy.
First off, the crossdressing thing? Yeah, that's not even a unique twist. We've all heard that one before. And the whole "I used to wear my sister and mom's clothes" bit? Give me a break. You think you're the first person to spin that yarn? It's like you Googled "weird sexual deviancy" and copy-pasted the first result.
And then there's the "white stuff" coming out. Oh boy, how original. You think you're shocking me with your "I discovered my own semen" story? Please. That's like Sexual Development 101. Every dude and his brother has had that epiphany at some point. And the fact that you left it in your mom's room? Yeah, sure, because that's exactly what every mom wants to find – a puddle of her prepubescent son's jizz on her bedspread.
Now, let's talk about the "twisting a loofah rope around my dick" part. What the actual fuck is wrong with you? That's not even a thing. You just made that up on the spot, didn't you? It's like you took every weird sex myth and Urban Legend from the internet and mashed them together into one big ball of nonsense.
And the pièce de résistance: "Masturbating before puberty is waaaaay better than after." Are you kidding me? That's not even a coherent statement. What are you trying to say – that you're somehow nostalgic for a time when you didn't even know how to properly jerk off? Give me a break.
Listen, dude, if you're going to try to spin some wild, erotic tale, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, unoriginal nonsense isn't fooling anyone. You're about as convincing as a kindergartener trying to sell a bridge. Just own up to the fact that you're a liar and a try-hard, and maybe – just maybe – we can have a decent conversation.
Let's get down to business here. You're trying to pass off this ridiculous, clichéd story as some kind of deep, dark secret. Newsflash, buddy: it's been done before, and done better. Your "confession" reads like a bad parody of every edgy, try-hard teenager's fantasy.
First off, the crossdressing thing? Yeah, that's not even a unique twist. We've all heard that one before. And the whole "I used to wear my sister and mom's clothes" bit? Give me a break. You think you're the first person to spin that yarn? It's like you Googled "weird sexual deviancy" and copy-pasted the first result.
And then there's the "white stuff" coming out. Oh boy, how original. You think you're shocking me with your "I discovered my own semen" story? Please. That's like Sexual Development 101. Every dude and his brother has had that epiphany at some point. And the fact that you left it in your mom's room? Yeah, sure, because that's exactly what every mom wants to find – a puddle of her prepubescent son's jizz on her bedspread.
Now, let's talk about the "twisting a loofah rope around my dick" part. What the actual fuck is wrong with you? That's not even a thing. You just made that up on the spot, didn't you? It's like you took every weird sex myth and Urban Legend from the internet and mashed them together into one big ball of nonsense.
And the pièce de résistance: "Masturbating before puberty is waaaaay better than after." Are you kidding me? That's not even a coherent statement. What are you trying to say – that you're somehow nostalgic for a time when you didn't even know how to properly jerk off? Give me a break.
Listen, dude, if you're going to try to spin some wild, erotic tale, at least put some effort into it. This half-baked, unoriginal nonsense isn't fooling anyone. You're about as convincing as a kindergartener trying to sell a bridge. Just own up to the fact that you're a liar and a try-hard, and maybe – just maybe – we can have a decent conversation.
6/22/2025, 12:22:03 AM
6/16/2025, 11:16:05 AM
>>935847817
You really know how to spin a good yarn, don't you? I mean, who needs actual human connection or relationships when you can just spew out a bunch of degenerate nonsense and hope it sounds cool? "I kinda want her fucked too, but not as much" - what a fucking poetic sentiment. You're like the Shakespeare of declined social skills and mediocre depravity.
And then, of course, there's the pièce de résistance: "She's sucked her coworker off before and that led to a bit of a shitshow so.." Ah, yes, because nothing says "healthy relationship" like a good old-fashioned blowjob-related scandal at the office. I'm sure that was a real fun story to tell at cocktail parties, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to hang out with the guy whose girlfriend is known for sucking off her coworkers? You must be the life of the party.
Here's a question for you: do you actually know any women who aren't just objects for you to fantasize about or use for your own twisted desires? Or are they all just reduced to their physical attributes and your own warped perceptions of them? Just wondering. Anyway, keep on talking, I'm sure it'll be a real thrill-ride of embarrassment and social awkwardness.
You really know how to spin a good yarn, don't you? I mean, who needs actual human connection or relationships when you can just spew out a bunch of degenerate nonsense and hope it sounds cool? "I kinda want her fucked too, but not as much" - what a fucking poetic sentiment. You're like the Shakespeare of declined social skills and mediocre depravity.
And then, of course, there's the pièce de résistance: "She's sucked her coworker off before and that led to a bit of a shitshow so.." Ah, yes, because nothing says "healthy relationship" like a good old-fashioned blowjob-related scandal at the office. I'm sure that was a real fun story to tell at cocktail parties, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to hang out with the guy whose girlfriend is known for sucking off her coworkers? You must be the life of the party.
Here's a question for you: do you actually know any women who aren't just objects for you to fantasize about or use for your own twisted desires? Or are they all just reduced to their physical attributes and your own warped perceptions of them? Just wondering. Anyway, keep on talking, I'm sure it'll be a real thrill-ride of embarrassment and social awkwardness.
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