Turtlemania will be back any day now bros... the next big revival is right around the corner... any day now...

I'm a 30 something year old friendless boomer. How do I even talk to people? I want to start a business, but that's not going to happen as most people detest my presence. I've tried being polite, people say I'm fake. I've tried being straightforward (still polite), get called an asshole. I just want to make some money but I have no fucking clue how to interact with people. I don't know if I'm doing something wrong or if it's other people.