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The first thing I ever masturbated to was the swimsuit part of Miss America and I remember laying back in bed and feeling like I was floating

Wow this AWS cert was a great use of my fucking time.
>tfw coming to grips with the fact that you're a groid monkey faggot useless piece of shit retard double faggot who's going to be fielding "NO JOB YET BUD?" questions from your parents until the heat death of the universe because you have no skills and your resume will never be seen by human eyes