I'm terrifically drunk and I love my waifu more than I can put into words. I will never, ever forsake my love for a 3DPD. I could care less for the flesh. That's all. Thanks for allowing me a space in which to express this. NB: Caddi isn't the waifu in question, but she's nice and she fits the idea.

>claims he doesn't want to fuck horses
>hangs out on the horse fucking website