POST BERRY AND TALK BOUT BERRY
AND ALSO WHAT YOURE DRANKIN
AND OTHER STUFF
ALCOHOLICS ONLY
im feeling it now Miss. Mare
feeling real numb
dont know if ive blacked out currently
fu ck you

>>42305694 (OP)
skibidi toilet

>>42305694 (OP)
F*ck m*? F*ck y*u

>>42305703
I LOOKED AT THE FILE NAME ADN THEN I WAS GONNA SAY FUCK YOU WHEN I SAW PONK
AND THEN I SAW BERRY
LOL
YOU READING THIS ARE GAYER THAN OP AND JANNY IF YOU REPORT THE GORE FUCK YOU REGARDLESS

>>42305694 (OP)
Drunk posting

>first Berry post is Berry dying
Fuck YOU!

I am going to drink after work.

Mares with berrypities are cute.

>>42305694 (OP)
I want to put my dick in this horse.

So do Anons that like Berry do so because they are alcoholics?

>>42306943
i do at least yeah, she is a nice mare to think about and keep in the back of my mind
i havent drank any today and i have had a migraine for a few hours

Berry bump

Little thiev

I'm having a little absinthe, scuffed "french style" serving.

>>42308626
>a little absinthe, scuffed "french style" serving.
hows that?

>>42308729
I'll take a little stuffed mare

>>42308102
HOW CAN SHE SHLORP??

>>42308729
The correct french style serving is:
- Pour absinthe in a glass
- Place a sugar cube on top of an absinthe spoon, balanced across the opening of the glass
- Slowly poor chilled water over the sugar cube into the glass
The scuffed way is just mixing absinthe, sugar, water, and adding an ice cube to it.

>>42308768
funky
ive only ever gone for vodka personally

>>42308872
You can get fancy with it, too.
I've had some real nice absinthe served this way, it's fantastic.

I'm having beer.
Heineken cans.
Completely average quality-wise.
But then again, beer is very much like pizza. As soon as it's "good enough", why bother going further?

berry berry berry

Sipping vodka and watching the 4cc friendlies. A 1.75L bottle of Platinum 7X sells for under 15 dollars around here nowadays. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for my liver.

I had some IPAs. Fucking disgusting, but I'm broke right now, and I'm only drinking them because they're the only thing I have at the moment. Once I get paid in a couple days, I'm going to the ABC store and getting some high-quality shit. Stuff that would make me black out.

>>42311442
>some high-quality shit.
what like good beer or good liuor?

>>42311455
Just anything that isn't from a gas station. Sadly, I live in a small rural town, so thats all that's available to me around these parts. The most potent alcohol I can get around here is a Four Loko, which has an alcohol percentage of 13.9%.

>go out drinking with Berri
>you both get into a bar fight with the other patrons
>the band plays this while you two go at it with other drunks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwK1X_TGsc

>>42313111
No Berry, you must resist!

>>42305694 (OP)
I hate alcoholics because of my alcoholic mother.

>>42313111
That's the cutest alcoholic I've ever seen

>>42313225
The cutest.

>>42306245
If you don't mash the berries you can get the juice, silly

>>42313194
But don't you love your mom, anon?

There are 2 types of drinkers
>>42308768
and
>>42308872

bump

I'm saving your thread. Poor Berry has to drink grape juice for a few months.

>>42315462
kas is that you?

>>42315462
She knows it will be worth it.

It sucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI_PYvFkdFQ

I suppose I'm expected to report in here once I get drunk. Not too drunk to type, but drunk enough to make it a challenge. Ooh, look at me, I'm >blogposting, how inordinate. I'm going to see this post tomorrow and kick myself for having made it. Ah, well, what does it matter? This thread's going to disappear in a couple of days, at most, anyway. Might as well make the most of it. I think I take some kind of perverse pleasure in making a fool of myself. Not especially looking forwards to dealing with the consequences of my choices tomorrow, but hey; this is the routine. I'll manage.

>>42316584
>I take some kind of perverse pleasure in making a fool of myself
Better to do it in an anonymous pony board. What are you drinking, anon?

>>42316610
Cheap bottom-shelf vodka with Coke. What else? Obviously, the Coke has to be sugar-free, so I don't fuck my teeth up any worse than I've already done, but I'm not fussy about the alcohol component. I can't explain further, since I haven't got much time left in the evening and I've earmarked what remains of it for rewatching my favourite episode. I'm banking on having a deeply emotional experience with it. Thinking back on that experience will surely help me get through my upcoming workday.

>>42305694 (OP)
anyone still using berrytube?

>>42315462
Again.

>>42315517
Yes.

>>42315634
Indeed. Berry would be a good mother.

>>42316584
Good morning. What a ridiculous post. Kicking myself as promised.

>>42317497
Nothing wrong with it, just the typical drunk blabbering. Don't worry anon. Also take care of your teeth.

>>42308768
Oh is that how you do it? I was just drinking it straight

>>42317497
lel thats what i made the thread for, drunk posting in the name of berri

>>42317886
>take care of your teeth.
You can't make me Minny!

Official thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0XQ4_BJBdM

>>42318325
lame and fucken gay for you to even call that faggy shit official
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IemaBkKsl80

>>42318349
don't become an angy drunk anon

>>42318349
That's ok
But I prefeer THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJB0CF9vO9A

>>42318411
i try not to be
>>42318548
meh

man

>>42319956

>>42319207
Meh? MEH?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awYj0xK8RqY
Fine. Gimme your bewweh songs, what do you like Anon?

Captcha: H2O NAW

So, what are you all drinking this fine evening?
I scored some decently cheap beer, $30 for 48 cans.
Having a good time!

Should I drink tonight?

>>42320863
Bepis, always bepis

>>42321321
If you need to ask, you need more drinks

>>42321321
Drink as much vodka as you can

>>42321327
True
>>42321337
>Vodka
I can't drink hard liquor anymore, I only drink beer or cider now

>>42321351
>I cant drink hard liquor anymore
a fate worse than death

>>42321357
It just started pouring outside so I guess no cider either

>>42320863
>48 cans.
Holy amount. Too bad that where I live you can risk it with cheap beer because it tastes like flavored sparkling water and your head aches the day after.

I want Berry to fuck me while she's drunk and make me a father.

>>42322290
saw you at /clop/ you horny drunkie, hope you having fun

>>42322339
>at /clop/
think youre talkin bout me lel

I'm giving up alcohol.

>>42322339
I vill NEVER post on that shithole of a board.

>>42323340
Cool, good on you. Can I have your reserves?

>>42323390
its nice if you stick in the clop thread and forget the rest of the catalog exists though

I did it again, so this thread is owed a post. Tonight's drunken thought is that there's no-one I'd rather be but me. I've spent far too much of my life imagining the person that I could've been, if things had been different, but I've finally come to terms with the fact that I can't be anything other than myself, and that myself is a perfectly fine thing to be. A year ago, I would've loved to be anyone or anything else. Now, I'd hate to be anything besides myself. Honestly, I'm quite happy. For those concerned; this sentiment carries regardless of my level of inebriation. Being inebriated only makes me more willing to share it..

>>42324432
i feel that yeah
i accepted who and what i am a long time ago and it is a pretty nice feel now that you mention it
think its a thing most people experience after enough self reflection
the realization of oneself and the acceptance therein

Tonight I'm thinking beer, ribs and chips

July 4th + /mlp/con means many beers consumed.

>>42317995
Jews!?

Can I say nothing makes a nice night more than an Irish coffee

>>42317995
>picture of grapes on the carton
>'what flavour?'
Are mares retarded?

>>42328285
...but what kind of grape is it?

>>42328477

I am drinking BEER and I plan to get FUCKED UP tonight boys.

>>42329945
Hope you had. Being drunk and horny feels good. We're lucky that our muse can be so sexy when she wants.

>>42329945

berrybump

You nearly drunkenly wandered off the end of the board again, Berry.

>>42332247
shudup youre the drunk one

hmm

>>42305694 (OP)
im drunk lads

>>42334748
Cheers, friend.

>got a fresh bottle and a thing of 711 potstickers
>listening to my favorite song
>thinking of the berry mare
feelsgood man

>>42305694 (OP)
Less than 4 letters please.

berry problematic

>>42337037

>>42332247
You're last on the board again.

What shall we do with a drunken daymare?
What shall we do with a drunken daymare?
What shall we do with a drunken daymare, early in the morning?

Something terrible happened to me today. Should I cope by getting drunk?

>>42338375
There simply aren't enough alcoholics on the board to keep a bewweh thread alive.
Let it die.

I like to get drunk during cons, either virtual or in person. So I come to associate being drunk with the fun I have there. And then I drink alone and it's just not the same. What do you anons like to do for fun while drunk but alone?

>>42339327
>What do you anons like to do for fun while drunk but alone?
Watching cartoons or listening to music that was popular back when FiM (show itself included) was a hit and getting nostalgic

>>42339327
>What do you anons like to do for fun while drunk but alone?
ive only ever drank alone
i watch poni or other stuff
or i play vidya if im motivated enough
or listen to music and cry iv ealways done that one a lot

>>42339327
I have a folder full of pictures of my favourite pairing. Once I'm drunk enough, I put on some melancholy music, open it up, and force myself to feel something. I haven't cried over it, yet, but I've gotten close.

>>42339327
Besides drunkposting on the board? Listening to music while browsing Zillow.
Not that I am in the market for purchasing a house, it's just that there is often some really weird stuff on there, and it's fun to see what sellers think they can get away with.
I also browse reddit for posts about architecture or interiour design.

>tfw you will never have an assortment of cocktails with berry

>tfw you will never have /anything/ with berry, if this dreadful lull continues

>>42313580
Sweet and comfy.

>>42340810
>necroposting
The thread is dead.

>>42334748
We all are all drunk down here, Anon.

>>42342120
i read that in demo's voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoEAjkrOkv0

>>42334748
im drunk too ponybro
what should I do tnigith?

>>42342420
how many drinks deep anonbrotherman?

>>42342536
6 5.9% PBRs right now

>>42342540
good on ya
>what should I do tnigith?
continue the show from whatever episode youre on and shot gun a beer when you spot berry the first time in that episode
repeat with as many episodes as you want
gonna do it personally but with shots
just started episode three

i fell asleap there for a couple hours

going to the store to buy myself a little treat (whisky)

>>42343108
got myself a little treat

The little treat is delicious, thank you me!

>>42343917
nice chicken liquor bro

>>42344335
Glad you are enjoying it nonny

Rolled 2 (1d2)

berrymare
do i drank or do i sleep?

>>42345690
damn, theres always tomorrow

Hi /berri/!
What do you call somepony whose life has gone to shit and now romanticizes about becoming an alcoholic, but lacks the courage to start? Asking for a friend.

>>42346159
Not enough courage, being an alcoholic is based

>>42346159
Drinking to drown your sorrows isn't worth it. It's not going to work. Trust me.

The little treat is running out.
I shall buy myself another little treat tomorrow.

>>42347319
Will it be more whisky, or perhaps a different tasty snack?
It has been a while, since I had some absinthe. Or perhaps some vodka + a mixer, such as Passoā or Midori?
Who knows? Oh, how exciting!

>>42346159
Why does your friend romanticize being an alcoholic?

I somewhat agree with >>42346984 it's a fun and tasty way to forget your problems but keep in mind that it won't solve them.

>>42346159
its not hard to start
sure you might have to cut a hobby out to fund it but past that youre home free
hell you dont even have to do that but it makes it easier to deal with, like a smoking habit
and knowing how and when to drink is recommended
fitting your life around it or fitting it around your life, ya gotta find your own balance ya know

doubly sad to like ponies and liquor at the same time now that i think on it
that the ponies alone arent enough to distract you from the world
they were for me for a time

>>42347645
Why only 'somewhat'?

>>42346984
>spirytus
kurwa, the kucyk broke into my spiżarnia again

>>42347834
Because I think that alcohol works effectively to make your sorrows sink, I recommend cutting such problems from the root though. Otherwise you would become an unhealthy alcoholic.

>>42347564
Go for something you've never had before! If you do, make sure to tell us your experience.

>>42347645
I wouldn't know. Maybe he has happy and nostalgic memories from the few times he's got drunk. Or maybe he's aching for stronger methods to numb the pain that increasingly afflicts him. Maybe both?

>>42347798
>the ponies alone arent enough to distract you from the world
Oh nonny your words pierce my heart like sharp knives...

>>42348574
>like sharp knives...
indeed
a stronger man than i could subsist on ponies alone i imagine

I got some cider, it was on sale.

>>42349934
id smash a few if i had em
sounds tasty

>>42350286
It's Magners apple cider. They're very sweet, sweeter than I'm used to.
I picked up a couple of six-packs, as well. "Summer" beers, i.e. completely pilsner/IPA beers with a bit of citrus added to them. Those are more to my taste.

I also picked up a few pre-made cocktails. I rarely drink cocktails, but they were fine. Although, I was reminded how I don't really care for gin & tonic.

>>42350890
Funny that you say it. Today I finished my bartending classes so I'm gonna have to drink my fill to celebrate.

I've tried some of those pre-made cocktails that you mention but they exist just so you don't have to buy the ingredients separate, they are nothing like the real deal.

>>42351156
Yeah, I don't really get out all that much, so the pre-made stuff (or the stuff I mix for myself) is really all I know.
I like a few cocktails. Usually I just mix myself a godfather and call it a day.

>>42350536
ive only ever had that angry orchard one

vodka with a celsius chaser got me wantin to dance

trying to keep your eyes open while trying to floss and brush with poni in the background whild the caffeine wanes and the alcohol threatens to take over is a unique feel

Berri save

>>42353254

>>42353259
What kind of booze does Berry want?

>>42354910
Wine.

>>42355715

unsolicited

The solution to your problems are not at the bottom of the catalog, Berry.

I can barely see her. I may need glasses.

Cider time

I’m so drunk right kw oh god help me sweet celestia

i got that feeling in my bones
i need a drank and i need to get it soon cuz the store is gonna close
yall ever get that feel
that cold feeling

like half a fifth in and im feelin it ms mare
tired of that water chaser, heated that water in the kettle and made some chicken bullion
first ever chicken broth chaser
i wish they sold horse meat at the kroger store so i could have a pony broth chaser

i wish the other guy on this board would

man

>>42358996
You good?

>>42358703
>yall ever get that feel
>that cold feeling
Everytime

What should I get to drink after I get out of the wage cage?
I don't drink very often and i have the day off tomorrow so I thought I'd get something

>>42356865
cherry berry, no!

>>42359741
What do you drink when you do it? Cider is always a good option since is sweet accesible

>>42359781
Cider is usually my go to, but I wanna try something different
I was thinking some tequila or something

>>42359790
My preferred poison after a hard days work is just plain pilsner beer.
Otherwise, my preference is absinthe, usually mixed with chilled water but it also works great with club soda (and other sodas, but at that point, you're diluting the taste of the absinthe a fair bit). Whisky (usually the smokey sort) is also a great choice, for drinking neat or mixing with coke.
I haven't much experience with Tequila. It's probably quite good when mixed appropriately.

It's raining.

>>42359249
was just sad i didnt have anyone to talk to
>>42360214
wish it would rain here already

>>42359741
Ended up grabbing some vodka along with my tequila.
Never tried vodka before so we'll see how that goes.

>>42360503
vodka is good with pretty much everything

>>42360241
>was just sad i didnt have anyone to talk to
why not hit the pub?

>>42362311
>why not
cuz im not a fucking dumb normalfaggot that goes outside to waste money drinking in public

Got inspired and went to purchase some Tequila for myself. Unfortunately, my local only has either $10-15 bottles or $>100 bottles, so I've ended up with some cheap shit.
Eh, we'll see.

Mhm, cheap Tequila is acceptable.

>>42363141
Why is she so precious? It is (nearly) unprecedented.
I would very much like to hug her.

You know, tequila feels like an "upbeat" sort of alcohol. Like absinthe, cider, or gin. One drinks it when one is happy, or when one wants to be happy.
On the other hand, whisky and rum --- and vodka too, to a lesser extent --- tends to feel more morose. One drinks it when one is unhappy.
Beer is a nice middle-ground.

mmm yes I believe that tequila is an exceedingly happy sort of alcohol
hit up "They Also Mourn Who Do Not Wear Black (For the Homeless in Muskegon)" for some sweet gusic

>>42364876
aw lord she spinnin!

>>42364887
Really?

Upsies for Berry.

>>42365849
Easy. Rough movements will make the heart pump faster, spreading the alcohol through her body faster and making her dizzy.

dizzy berry

Please?

>>42367603
You'll have to fight Dashie and Cheeri for it.

Well fags it's offical. I can't masturbate without horse porn and alcohol. Am I fucked or have I reached a new high?

>>42367692
>I can't masturbate without horse porn...
Understandable and based.
>...and alcohol.
What.

>>42367692
You're just one of us, anon

>>42367692
I hear people say that being drunk blocks your boners. In my case it makes me touchy and horny.

>>42367746
The best nut I've ever had was while drunk when I was humping one of my lifesize's hind legs. I was lucky to have both shorts and underwear on so she didn't get dirty.

>>42367755
Based, kinda jealous. Who's your waifu?

Mmm, neat tequila is good.
What's your favorite drink, /berri/?

>>42367937
If I'm drinking casually I stick with vodka mixes. At cons and parties I always bring Anon Filly Juice which has 8 different bottles mixed together for a drink that goes down smooth, tastes chaotic, and creates a burning in your stomach, I don't give out the recipe to that one but I always make sure I bring plenty to cons.

>>42367986
>Anon Filly Juice
>I don't give out the recipe to that one
A shame, but I understand. Do give a shout if you change your mind.

>>42368029
If you are looking for something new to try anon then I always give out my Nyx Mix. 1.5 oz Vodka, 0.5 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur, a dash of whip cream and fill up the cup a bit with cranberry juice. It's great if you like the taste of cranberry and it can be really hard to taste the alcohol if you use Berry Vodka, make sure you do Absolute so you don't lose the % though.

I like the idea of fags bringing unique drinks to cons to make it a 'con exclusive item.'

I've been mixing tequila drinks for a while now, but I just ran out of mixer...
All I have left is water and sugar, and that is /not/ the preferred mixer for tequila, huh?

>>42368248
Sounds like you need to take a quick run to the liquor store my friend

>>42368329
>>Sounds like you need to take a quick run to the liquor
Oh, I will. I'm just not sure of what to get.
Absinthe? The local does not carry it...
Vodka? To pedestrian...
Whisky? A few good choices, maybe...
Tequila? Oh, maybe... But it's not as versatile...
Cider or beer? Only if I manage to gather a few people to carry of all of cans to my apartment...
Whatever shall I do?
I am going to bed now, feel free to suggest booze...

>>42367692
ive found myself fallen unto the same situation from doing it so frequently
literally better than actual sex

>>42368354
Rum? Might try looking up a tiki drink recipe, something tropical for a summer weekend.

>>42368921
Rum it is!

>>42369628
i still need to try regular rum
white rum is so awful

Berrygate?

>>42370622
no faggots in my thread please and thank you

Already had two cans of beer and one of cider. Should I get more?

>>42373075
Rum.

>>42373085
Is late for me to get rum. I can only get more beer, cider or maybe gin.

i keep staying up late and wanting a drink when its real late but none of the stores are open

More.

I can't be the only one drinking today.
I'm having more tequila and various kinds of beer!
Good show! NOT!

>>42367194
I want to squish grapes with mares.

>>42376087
i wanna go reup on vodka right now because im getting that feel
but i also wanna do some writing but i can never trust myself to write competently while drunk
i have been putting off writing and finishing my story for fucken months at this point

hows the fag demarco song go?
"alone again"

>10

>>42378259
Bumping all the shit threads, good job.

>>42378266
>shit threads
I just checked my filters and they've caught 19 fucking barbie threads and 6 other fucking stallion threads.
But YOU are telling ME that I can't have my Berry Punch thread? Kindly fuck off.

>>42378266
youre gay

>>42378355
>>42378409
Hell yeah, I'll drink to that! A toast for the bewweh thread!

>>42378740
cheers man
ill have my first drink of the day with ya

>>42378779
It's my 8th or 9th of the day, but it is around 9:30 pm for me, and I did start at like 4:00 pm.
Who cares anyway, SKÅL!

I see that I have not shilled this yet...
https://ponepaste.org/1754
It is my favorite bewweh green, even if it is unfinished.
Please, post yours.

>>42378849
Responding to make a point about wishwashy fucking jabbering. No feelings, only dutiful sex. NOW.

>>42379024
No.

A johnny jump up is a lovely thing

>>42379091
>johnny jump up
The cider or the drink? Both seem good.

>>42379019
reminded me i wrote this green a while back centered around a drunk anon and berry in the second part
https://ponepaste.org/10227
https://ponepaste.org/10230
the music is really recommended alongside the last bit

you know it took me forever to realize that i wrote bIacked in the op and i wondered for the longest time why it wasnt showing up in the catalog for me
>>42379091
whatsit?

>>42379121
The drink, have never tried the cider.
>>42379195
hard cider and Irish whiskey

Just cracked open a bottle of vodka. What about you fags?

>>42379347
>hard cider and Irish whiskey
sounds like a nice time
>>42379660
same thing
drank all my chaser earlier though

>>42379660
Had me some cheap Scotch on the rocks

if i could like sell an organ or limb i would do it for a pass that let me post clop in whatever thread i made

berry protect me in my sleep and keep me from puking when i wake

>>42380263
flagged tail

>>42381002
its not her fault
only a natural response

Sex with this adorable alcoholic.

>>42381585
yeah

Cider time

>>42380504
>picrel
Kek

>>42381585
>

>>42382576
wish that was a gif

I am developing a problem

>>42385111
Whatever problem it may be, it seems you already found the solution! Cheers lad!

>>42384362
Do you think she goes to bars or prefers to drink home along?

>>42386271
She strikes me as frequenting pubs. She wouldn't drink at home unless it was with friends.

>>42386271
Both. A mare of her caliber knows it's less about who's at the place and more about what's in the bottle.

my head hurts
i need a poni drink with a poni

>>42386849
berry should stop getting drunk this often

back to page 1 you go

think i might actually treat myself to a sixpack of cider later
last i had any was the ani
wonder how fucked itll get me

>>42389328
What size cans? 1L usually gets me buzzed

>>42389683
ive only ever found it in bottles lol
gonna go to teh store nau

i drank all the ciders and im kinda drunk sure but im like full of liquid now and feel gross
i give it a
i wish i bought vodka instead and feel gross and full of liquid now outta 10

Berry? Where's Berry?

>>42390897
You were almost a berry sandwich!

>>42390897
>Sorry Anon, but I haven't seen her. Anything else I could help you with?

nice to see that sooner or later every culture develops their al/ck/ thread no matter how far apart they might seem at the first glance

>>42391765
has there never been a berry thread before?

Cider time