I am extremely hungover

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>"Whoa, hey, ain't dis dat cartoon show for little girls? How da hell'd we get here?"
"Uh... I dunno, pops. Whaddya askin' me for?"
>You tried to contain your spaghettii
>"Are you one o' dem gays? I seen dat pony shirt you thought you was hidin'. So, what, when dat bus hit my car you brung us here wit da power o' gayness? Wit your fairy magic, tinkerbell?"
"Come on, I ain't gay! I swear!"
>"Izzat right? Den how come I never seen you even talk to a girl, huh? Your mother worries about you! Three years in college and you ain't got a girlfriend! You too busy watchin' cartoons?"
>the answer was yes, but you couldn't tell him that!

my head hurts
i need a poni drink with a poni