>>530437782
Mistreated clowns

YOU CAN DO IT, GOOG! GANBARE
In other news, it turns out that there won't cute Greek GF for me. Got my email back from that Christian matchmaking service, and nobody wrote my number even though you weren't limited to one choice. I thought I had a good chance of matching with a Pajeet from NY, but I think I included too much TRUE AND HONEST CONTENT by being forthcoming about my disability. I've got an in-person event this week, and I guess I'll have to finally resort to the apps if that doesn't pan out.
Meanwhile, during my first week as the social media manager, I've managed to grab over 600 views on the company Facebook page compared to 100 for the rest of the year. Similar numbers on LinkedIn, so I have something to show my boss and justify the hours I'm billing him for. I also got one stranger to accept a connection to my personal account, which is nice.
>>60542182
Bogle boomer detected.

>>60511832
+0.37%. Only holding AAPL (bought today) and GOOG (wish I'd added more). Might fuck around after hours.