>>716529102
This is literally plumber genocide.

How are italians not all 300 pound fatasses when all they eat is pizza and spaghetti? It's not fair.

You don't need any more weapons. You have enough.
Play with the weapons you already have first and then we can talk about getting you more.

When I do roulettes on viper I glamour the Noctis set and hide the swords when sheathed so it looks like I’m conjuring the swords out of thin air when like he does when I enter combat.

You ever look up girls you knew a long time ago and feel like you should've been able to save them? Like you were meant to be together but somewhere along the line you fucked up and now you're both stuck in some bad ending universe where you're both fucked up lonely people?

Why did God make Holly a man? He should've been born a woman. He would make the perfect girlwife.It's not fair.

My tongue is much more impressive than that. But nobody cares because I'm a man.

>>530130237
She wouldn't say that.

Why do they still design events and content like 80% of the playerbase are still sprouts playing catchup?

You ever look up girls you knew a long time ago and feel like you should've been able to save them? Like you were meant to be together but somewhere along the line you fucked up and now you're both stuck in some bad ending universe where you're both fucked up lonely people?

>login to Final Fantasy XIV: Online: Dawntrail
>I am now forcibly made party to some sort of weird e-sex orgy I can't even see
I did not consent. I have been digitally raped.