Why can't we be friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZrMQwM8owI

>CAN YOU SEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>CAN YOU HEEEAAAAAAAAAAR

Ich bin Türke und finde es ziemlich traurig dass mittlerweile 1/4tel der Deutschen mir die Staatsbürgerschaft entziehen + mich abschieben wollen obwohl ich halt literarisch nichts falsch gemacht hab. Vor 15 Jahren waren die Leute deutlich netter

Please keep me in mind

I read the player's handbook and tried to participate in a dnd session but everyone in there was a redditor
How the fuck do you even find 4channy people to have a dnd session with

I'm a farting machine
It's actually insane how much I fart
I am constantly holding a fart while out in public

>tfw most of my childhood friends were girls
>now I'm a 25 year old virgin and I haven't spoken to any of them in years
where did it all go wrong?

>>508681908
>2000 was 925 years ago