do not go gentle into that good night

it's my birthday and I'm at home alone drinking, about to hire an overweight prostitute to come to my apartment and let me fuck her in her ass (legal where I live). why? because it's cheaper than getting a normal size prostitute (by a lot, actually) and I need to recoup some costs since I'm paying extra for the ass fucking. the girls usually aren't that bad looking and when I go long enough without jacking off I actually get viscerally horny for bigger women; is that normal? Ideally I'd like to just be held by someone who loves me and fall asleep in their arms, but for tonight it's just going to be ass fucking a fat prostitute.

>>714660934
LMAO "Video killed Radio stars" yet Radio is still popular while TV is replaced with streaming and you tubers. What a fucking loser for Millenial to get replaced by Zoomers while Boomers are still rocking hard.

>>149174748
The way i see it, a bloke is a bloke if he got the cock. If he think otherwise, it's his mental illness. Sex is always binary too

>>713664574
Guru Larry is literally this meme but about boomer video games

>>63877353
You didn't tell me, you told someone else, and I don't care. A few days ago I took two shits whose distance apart is longer than your whole country. I just did a drive-by shitpost on your yuropoor noguns ass haha

however after reading back through your replies you've made some salient points and the other guy is a bit retarded so cheers