>>714590856
>Buy a Raspberry Pi from ebay for around 60 bucks
>Throw retropi on it
>Buy it a cool little NES or megadrive housing
>load ROMS onto it via FTP or SAMBA from your PC
>8bitdo controller

Takes around an hour to set up. Completely worth it. Plays everything from Atari right up to PS2 using AetherSX2 engine.

>Talked to a german girl on discord for about 4 years
>We'd shoot the shit on weekends, either I'd be streaming a game or a movie or she'd stream her drawing from her graphics tablet
>I'd learn new German words to impress her and she, like a true German, would correct me every single time
>"Anglo nein! So sagt man nicht! Vuuaahh!"
>Every so often I'd spice things up to either get a laugh or make her pout.
>"Hey so uhh, how do you say "eat" in German?"
>"Essen"
>"and "like"?"
>"Englishman. You have so many ways of saying like. like as in similar? like as in want?"
>"As in "I like eating icecream""
>"Gerne."
>Ok. "So Ich Esse Gerne..."
>"Stop it, I know what you're doi-"
>"Ich esse gerne..."
>"..."
>"... what's the word for taco?"
>"Taco."
>"Got it. Ich esse gerne fisch tacos."
>"DAMNIT. I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING DISGUSTING!"
>"NO YOU! I HAD A SALMON TACO AND IT WAS NICE!"
>"THATS NOT HOW YOU MEANT IT! LOOK AT YOUR STUPID SMILE!"
>"Would you rather I just say "Ich mochte deinen Fisch-Taco essen"?
>"SEE I KNEW IT! YOU'RE GROSS! YOU ARE NEVER EATING MY FISH TACO!"

But he did. Multiple times.