>>213004942
Tried and failed to do the old popcorn trick a few years back with a girl on a second date but ended up snicking the edge of my cock on the serrated popcorn bag paper and that plus the salt and butter seeping into the wound caused me to scream in pain and thrash around in my seat, which eventually led to my arrest later that night after an ambulance was called. Thankful not to be on the registry honestly.

>>212628233
New generations don't understand the popcorn trick

>>212375721
More butter = more lubricant