>SONCI CANT HAVE HUMANS OR HUMAN X MOBIAN ROMANCE NONOOOOOOOONONONONONO ITS DEVIANT ART SHIT FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>meanwhile, nintendo...
Embarrassing. Bring back the humans. Even the normies in the sonic fanbase are starting to warm up to Elise. SHE WAS JUST A YOUNG GIRL WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A LITERAL ALIEN PRINCE CHARMING HER OWN AGE

I think I'm officially sold on this game, bros. I didn't expect this dynamic to actually get to me.